FacetiousPersona
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Happy Whisky! We'll have a whisky party for you, good sir.
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Happy Whisky! We'll have a whisky party for you, good sir.
feckn_eejit
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feckn_eejit
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Re: Birthdays!
Mmm perhaps some Burgundy and Port? Maybe some blue cheese?
Mmm perhaps some Burgundy and Port? Maybe some blue cheese?
FacetiousPersona
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feckn_eejit
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Ever try The Colonel's Finest with beluga caviar on it?
edit: /me waits for "what a waste of deep fried chicken!"
edit2: acne-faced fair-skinned white teenagers make the best delivery boys IMO.
Ever try The Colonel's Finest with beluga caviar on it?
edit: /me waits for "what a waste of deep fried chicken!"
edit2: acne-faced fair-skinned white teenagers make the best delivery boys IMO.
FacetiousPersona
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Elephants are the best delivery animals. You open the door and there's suddenly an elephant in front of you. The words that subsequently leave your mouth are not only "HOLY SHIT".
Ever try The Colonel's Finest with beluga caviar on it?
edit: /me waits for "what a waste of deep fried chicken!"
edit2: acne-faced fair-skinned white teenagers make the best delivery boys IMO.
Elephants are the best delivery animals. You open the door and there's suddenly an elephant in front of you. The words that subsequently leave your mouth are not only "HOLY SHIT".
feckn_eejit
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What if you have a pet mouse in plain view from the front door?
What if you have a pet mouse in plain view from the front door?
FacetiousPersona
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You'd think your food has been left at the door and a mouse has appeared to eat it. You would crush the delivery mouse.
You'd think your food has been left at the door and a mouse has appeared to eat it. You would crush the delivery mouse.
feckn_eejit
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feckn_eejit
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bugger, tried to post a link to the mythbusters segment on "are elephants afraid of mice" and the forum decided the post had to be moderated
bugger, tried to post a link to the mythbusters segment on "are elephants afraid of mice" and the forum decided the post had to be moderated
FacetiousPersona
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I would enjoy to watch it. Can you send it to me via PM?
bugger, tried to post a link to the mythbusters segment on "are elephants afraid of mice" and the forum decided the post had to be moderated
I would enjoy to watch it. Can you send it to me via PM?
feckn_eejit
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It should post eventually for the benefit of all but I shall so you will wait no longer.
It should post eventually for the benefit of all but I shall so you will wait no longer.
FacetiousPersona
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I hope they tested the theory with a 2 or 3 elephants. If only one was tested, it could have been one of the few elephants not scared of mice.
I hope they tested the theory with a 2 or 3 elephants. If only one was tested, it could have been one of the few elephants not scared of mice.
feckn_eejit
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FacetiousPersona
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I watched the video and I think the elephant would have been startled with any small creature under the dung. It would only have to be noticable to them. How would a small animal abruptly appearing not perhaps startle a creature? It does not necessarily have to be a threat to surprise you.
I watched the video and I think the elephant would have been startled with any small creature under the dung. It would only have to be noticable to them. How would a small animal abruptly appearing not perhaps startle a creature? It does not necessarily have to be a threat to surprise you.
feckn_eejit
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Perhaps. To my simple and easily amused mind it's entertaining though!
Perhaps. To my simple and easily amused mind it's entertaining though!
Ogion
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Hi, i just approvved your post with the link, sorry it took so long.
An easy trick to circumvent this is to post a post without a link, and then immediately afterwards edit it in.
Ogion
Hi, i just approvved your post with the link, sorry it took so long.
An easy trick to circumvent this is to post a post without a link, and then immediately afterwards edit it in.
Ogion
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