Are you still alive Fairy?

[crippli]

I think I like this place.

 

[Reluctantly]

*locks you in a steel trap cage*

Congratulations, Crip! By making this thread you have now been awarded the new ruler of the fairy kingdom.

Now for today's royal agenda we're going to fit you with a new crown and let you share your body with all the other fairies. It's standard practice to meet every citizen of your kingdom on an intimate level. Be sure to wear the royal sloppy seconds dress-wear made especially for this joyous event! And if a man appears with a cane and flashy clothing, then be sure to say hello to your newly appointed king.

Live long and prosper!

Best wishes in your new life,
Reluctantly

 

[Cavallier]

*strolls in*

I see you've found yourself in a...delicate...position. What's in it for me to let you out cripster?

 

[The Gopher]

The Evil overlord of the chat box bids welcome to the Fairy watnot of the err.... kingdom? Hold on *ditches the cane*

 

[Melkor]

HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE.


I was the meglomanic, psychopathic, out of control wicked hipster during and right after the fall of Face!

I was his left hand man, occassional unwilling puppet and victim!

THUS I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE!

Mine-mine-mine-ME-ME-ME!

 

[cheese]

I doubt Face would take kindly to you calling him a fairy.

 

[Melkor]

SILENCE WORM.

 

[The Gopher]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! I Will Have you know Cheese is an Upstanding member of the chatbox and the General of my Army. IF YOU DARE CALL Cheese a worm I-I...I will err.... Give you some sweet un-poisoned cupcakes. Smile everybody. Say Cheese

 

[cheese]

Thank you Gopher. *stately nod*

MELKOR, YOU WRITHING, WRETCHED STRAND OF REFUSE! ONCE YOU LEAVE THE DINOSAURS, YOU LEAVE THE DINOSAURS.

There is no forgiveness for traitors.

 

[Jennywocky]

...Empress Jadis is not amused.

 

[Melkor]

Thank you Gopher. *stately nod*

MELKOR, YOU WRITHING, WRETCHED STRAND OF REFUSE! ONCE YOU LEAVE THE DINOSAURS, YOU LEAVE THE DINOSAURS.

There is no forgiveness for traitors.

Yer Ma.

 

[Reluctantly]

...Empress Jadis is not amused.

My brand bleeds!

*Let's out a shriek*

Don't eat me!

 

[Reluctantly]

Where'd everyone go?

Oh yeah! I forgot.

We played a game and I accidentally killed them.

Guess that's over now then.

K, come on Crip. You got work to do in your fairy kingdom.
*tugs chain*

 

[Cognisant]

HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE.

THUS I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE!

Mine-mine-mine-ME-ME-ME!

Here-here! All in favor of making Melkor the bitch of the fairy kingdom say I.

*quickly discards cane & top-hat*

 

[The Gopher]

Well I am not exactly in favor but I don't doubt his claim to the throne *glares at Melkor* wait thats just not good enough *epic glare at Melkor*

 

[crippli]

K, come on Crip. You got work to do in your fairy kingdom.
*tugs chain*

Really?

How this appears to me is that it is you who wants this place *tugging chain* I think it's time to send you Reluctantly a PM.

I'm going to ignore Melkor. Left hand man never gets to the throne.

 

[The Gopher]

I'm going to ignore Melkor. Left hand man never gets to the throne.

I am with you there, but this begs the question what does a fairy actually do?

 

[crippli]

I am with you there, but this begs the question what does a fairy actually do?

Magic!

Make a wish.

 

[Melkor]

*Tut*

Amateurs...Morons...Indefensible gobshites.


I can't work with these people!!

Where did I put my highly toxic powder dust?

Ahh, here it is.

*Puts on a gas-mask and douses the thread in poisonous fumes*

 

[The Gopher]

*Puts on a gas-mask and douses the thread in poisonous fumes*

HaHa fortunately I am asthmatic! ... oh that won't work. Errr, when I workout a way not to breathe I will reenter the thread until then.

 

[Black Rose]

...Empress Jadis is not amused.

And yet I am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFubQuK0dg&feature=related

 

[Reluctantly]

Really?

How this appears to me is that it is you who wants this place *tugging chain* I think it's time to send you Reluctantly a PM.

Oh, reverse psychology, well done.

Curse you Crip. *Gives Crip the chain handle*
Be gentle!