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Anti-depression plot!

Melkor

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Well...

I've been thinking about making this topic for some time...

As you are all aware, it is almost valentines day,



Can I get a chorus of 'icks' 'errs' and 'damn-blast-it!'s?

Well..being the nice, kind and thoughful creature I am,
(Chorus of sardonic sneers if you please)

I have decided to do something that will cheer you up exceptionally, and more importantly, cheer me up exceptionally.


In short, there will be a competition of sorts, in which you, the members, have one goal and only one goal.


Expressing your affection to dear morgoth.


and when I say 'affection' I mean the exact oppositte.

Thats right! For once, you are actually encouraged to INSULT ME!



The winner, will be the one person who succeeds in insulting me the most.
This will probably amount to whichever entry makes me smile the most.

All entrants are encouraged to use a variety or mediums.

This includes, but is not limited to, text based insults, annoying pictures, photoshopping, audio cruelty, collective smilies, handmade cards, arranged body parts, hatemail, weapons and or animals in the post and angry faces.


Oh yeah...a prize......ermmm..


You can choose between a nice cookie, or something more obvious like a letter from me, or a H.U.G.
 

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From the administration:

1. Melkor doesn't smile. Everyone knows that. Please address your judging criteria or appoint an outside official.

2. In order to receive hand-made cards and animals in the post, please notify the forum of your address.

3. You're sick.
 

Melkor

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You just want to judge so you're exscused from entering don't you?

Lazy-lout.


I'll be the judge sir...

I might appoint a panel of lazy-louts if I get bored though...
 

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I'm excused from entering.

I have a note from your Mother.

Besides which I'm not depressed.

Besides besides which, what I could do is so thoroughly thoroughly evil that it would cripple you, and I choose not to exercise that power.

Eh yeah...
 

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Ahh..you're excuses are legitimately evil...

Get out of sight....
 

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Gladly, my dear.

I hope you garner all the insults your churlish heart desires.

*steps aside to watch the fun*
 

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Oh?

I'm actually dissapointted Noddy.

i was ever so hoping for a photoshopped masterpeice.


Oh well...

I'll live..
maybe...
 

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That would require a lot of time. What makes you think I would devote that kind of time to someone as worthless as you? I could be out there sticking needles through my eyelids or smashing my crotch in with a hammer.
 

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Nope.

Turns out people have better things to do than torture.


-sigh-

I guess I'll remain morbidly depressed.

I guess I'll go write poetry, make death notes and scribble hate-mail that i don't have the willpower to send...

Ohhhhhhhh..well.
 

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You have some undesirable qualities about you.
 

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Well...

I've been thinking about making this topic for some time...

As you are all aware, it is almost valentines day,

Can I get a chorus of 'icks' 'errs' and 'damn-blast-it!'s?

Well..being the nice, kind and thoughful creature I am,
(Chorus of sardonic sneers if you please)



Expressing your affection to dear morgoth.


and when I say 'affection' I mean the exact oppositte.

Thats right! For once, you are actually encouraged to INSULT ME!

It could have not happened to a Better...





(Oh! look he misspelled Morgoth....on purpose?)
 
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grey matters

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The flowers and the lipstick add a nice touch. You need to work on the eyes though. Use Tammy Fae Baker as an inspiration.
 

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:D




Okay...
I actually laughed..for about twelve seconds...

you know that sort of laugh that shakes your whole frame and makes you look bonkers?



Nice one Noddy..

I have to say...that is horrifying....

so you what?
enlarged the lips, painted the eys and made evrythign pink?


epp...
 

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A flicker of the lips...no less...
 

Melkor

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Hehehehhehehheeehehheheeeehhehehehehee....

Hahahahahahahahhhhahahhhahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaa...


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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA!





oH.....Good joke.
 

Melkor

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My eys bleed for every black night that I spend alone weeping.
Mourning the loss of my heart.:(
 

Melkor

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Tis my lot in life.
 

Melkor

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KING OF THE SAD ONES!!!!!
 

Melkor

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NO!
BACK DEMON WOMAN!!

LAY NO HUGS UPON THIS ONE!
 

Melkor

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-Throws a ninja star at Fukyo and jumps into his tardis-


-shouts before he slams the door-

LETS SEE YOU SEARCH ALL TIME AND SPACE THEN!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

PHHHEEEOOOOOOWOWWPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHPPHEEEOOOWWWHWHWWPPPPP.
 

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-Fukyo is left with nothing but a ninja star saying -screw you sucka- and the echoing sound of Melkor vanishing-
 

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Is it the plan we were working on in the irc Fukyo?

If so *grins Angelically*

Melkor, was this the thread that you said you were posting a picture of yourself on, so that we could insult you properly?
 

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Just for you, biishie-rin!!

 
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Spoiler: Melkor dies. It's a happy ending.
 

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Hooray!
 

Artifice Orisit

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-Throws a ninja star at Fukyo and jumps into his tardis-


-shouts before he slams the door-

LETS SEE YOU SEARCH ALL TIME AND SPACE THEN!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

PHHHEEEOOOOOOWOWWPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHPPHEEEOOOWWWHWHWWPPPPP.

Melkor has a very distinctive neural signature, I'm making the tracking software available.

Evil seeking grandfather paradox weaponry is also available.
(not even the Tardis can escape that)
 
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Melkor has a very distinctive neural signature, I'm making the tracking software available.

Evil seeking grandfather paradox weaponry is also available.
(not even the Tardis can escape that)

This will be your downfall, my friend. The signature is easy to replicate due to the simplicity of it. He will deceive you into following a false lead into a trap.
 

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and then..I shall trap dear Cognisant in a pink pit of fluffly bunnies,with cusatrd being added on the hour everyhour, and the sound of 80's love songs forever ringing in his ears.


I'll let him out if he promises to be good, or at least, evil in a way I agree with.

That, or I could wait until he's broken, drag him out and spoon feed him sugar drops and dress him in a green kangarooo suit, using him to baffle my enemies with anti-logic.

It's your choice Cognisant.

Shall you dance with a broken despair?

Forever intertwined with madness and malovent ill placed beauty?


Or shall you take my hand now, and be delivered of this, for a soul is a small price to pay for eternal freedom.

Is it not?
 

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:D


The funny thing is, I don't really crave attenttion...

Once it comes ot the moment..I get shy....

Odd no?



I wish I was that kitty...
 

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Pulls out energy core from chest, I choose option 3.

*Energy core goes critical, destroying Cognisant utterly*

*far, far away, Cognisant reactivates and leaves a room filled with other spare bodies*
 

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And now as promised Melly-chan,a photoshop abomination!



SEPHIROTH X CLOUD

With an inspirational message for Melly-chan! ;)









I have more,btw... :D:evil::D
 

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Ok, everyone, the truth! Melkor is an...ENTP!!! Look at the evidence.

1. Changes his name and/or avatar every 4 seconds: short attention span is the hallmark of the EP.
2. Attention whore: once again, EP.
3. Dresses just a lee-tle too well doncha think? And, what kind of INTP has those muscles, or that hair?
4. Likes to be insulted: T.
5. Adores logic above all: NT.

QED.

edit: So, Melkor, do I win the contest? Is there any worse insult than being called an ENTP (or something other than INTP)? No? Then I have won. Yes? Then I have not won, but you have admitted there is something about me that could be worse, and thus I am not the lowest of the low... One way I get a hug, the other I get a compliment hahahahahahaha haha hahaha ha.
 

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Melkor's not ENTP. He's not funny enough. <.<
 
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