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 17th-July-2017, 06:23 AM #1 Grayman Me^1     Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: US of A Posts: 3,995 A random person A random person comes up to you and says 1+1=2 and 2+1=10 Your first thought? Your response? Your conclusion? What say you?! __________________ My body is just a battery for robots.
 17th-July-2017, 06:36 AM #2 Creeping Death I rustle jimmies     Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Kekistan Posts: 601 Re: A random person Punch him in the face, take his wallet, tell him he came to the wrong neighborhood. __________________ Spoiler:
 17th-July-2017, 07:37 AM #3 Hadoblado Looker at dicker     Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,428 Re: A random person a) 2 = [9]. b) But that's wrong because 1+1 != [9]. c) So 1= [3.33] and 2 = [6.66]. d) Or 10 doesn't mean [10]. e) whatever I'm bad at this but I should be studying [ungraceful exit] __________________ Spoiler: "Fire is magic, friendship is mere technology" ~ Void of Space "The advantages of being very precise even while not being very accurate" ~ Genitive Of Of "Don't you just love punctuating questions as you would statements in order to soft-claim certainty that elicits agreement" ~ Taint of Volition Unprincipled exceptions rule everything around me" ~ Content of Media
 17th-July-2017, 10:35 AM #4 Serac Member     Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 241 Re: A random person I guess I would have ask how he defines the '+' operator. There are many different definitions that satisfy those two equations.
 17th-July-2017, 12:44 PM #5 Cognisant Condescending Bastard     Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 7,207 Re: A random person I would defibrillate their brain. __________________ Deadlier, Sillier and more Perverted.
17th-July-2017, 02:15 PM   #6
Happy
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Re: A random person

Yeah why the fuck would anyone want to engage that weirdo?
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 17th-July-2017, 03:07 PM #7 onesteptwostep on indefinite leave     Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 2,491 Re: A random person I would tell him about Godel's incompleteness theorem and make him realize he is no different than a psychopath soliciting for cthulhu. __________________ Roses are red Violets are blue That is their color That is their hue
 17th-July-2017, 06:11 PM #8 Nebulous Lactose     Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Just West of Weird Posts: 694 Re: A random person I would assume he is joking around and find some way to go with it Like Kick him in the shins and yell " HE'S WITH HYDRA " Cause a commotion Watch as the true lovers of freedom take him down __________________ I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fists and beat it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I worship -Death Grips Don't waste the breath to save your face When you have done your best And even more is asked of you Let fate decide the rest. -Grateful Dead
17th-July-2017, 06:38 PM   #9
Animekitty
A royal color

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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Grayman 1+1=2 and 2+1=10
Hi random person.
What math are you using?
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17th-July-2017, 10:44 PM   #10
EyeSeeCold
lust for life

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Location: California, USA
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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Grayman A random person comes up to you and says 1+1=2 and 2+1=10 Your first thought? Your response? Your conclusion? What say you?!
the rooster says 'moo'
...
*looks around*
were you followed?
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 17th-July-2017, 10:52 PM #11 TheManBeyond Indigo Kid     Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: The Overweighted America Posts: 2,455 Re: A random person I would pull off my pocket my portable calculator and do the math and show him he is wrong, then invite him for a Kentucky fried chicken to make him understand the only place he can belong if he doesn't learn proper maths is frying chickens. __________________ weak meat, lust pricks, clusterfuck lipsticks, leaders and their decisions... and kicks and fights and revolutions... and i'm closed for everything you think it's cool
 17th-July-2017, 11:25 PM #12 Reluctantly yer mum and dad     Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,968 Re: A random person Trinary, is my first thought. __________________
 18th-July-2017, 12:32 AM #13 QuickTwist Man of few words     Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The keen war front. Posts: 5,418 Re: A random person Binary of some sort. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ __________________
18th-July-2017, 02:17 AM   #14
Pyropyro
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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Reluctantly Trinary, is my first thought.
what kind of sexual fetish is that?
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 18th-July-2017, 03:03 AM #15 Reluctantly yer mum and dad     Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,968 Re: A random person Why you want in? Spoiler: Cause it's the one where I pour Tabasco sauce over giant chilled hot dogs as your mom slides them past your buns. __________________
18th-July-2017, 06:29 AM   #16
Pyropyro
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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Reluctantly Why you want in? Spoiler: Cause it's the one where I pour Tabasco sauce over giant chilled hot dogs as your mom slides them past your buns.
Literally hot :P
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19th-July-2017, 02:17 AM   #17
Reluctantly

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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Pyropyro Literally hot :P
We'll also be playing, catch the hot dogs in your buns. Loser gets their buns filled with all off the jumbo hotdogs dipped in hanabero sauce. Buns will be extra crispy. Everyone brings their own "buns".
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19th-July-2017, 02:42 AM   #18
Creeping Death
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Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Kekistan
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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Reluctantly We'll also be playing, catch the hot dogs in your buns. Loser gets their buns filled with all off the jumbo hotdogs dipped in hanabero sauce. Buns will be extra crispy. Everyone brings their own "buns".
Win or lose, you're still getting fucked in the ass.
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 19th-July-2017, 02:48 AM #19 Reluctantly yer mum and dad     Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,968 Re: A random person Woah, what? I was just talking about having a sexy bbq with hotdogs. Not sure where you got that from. __________________
Yesterday, 06:16 AM   #20
Animekitty
A royal color

Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 3,936
Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Reluctantly Woah, what? I was just talking about having a sexy bbq with hotdogs. Not sure where you got that from.
Listen Reluctantly. Last time you had your sexy bbq, someone would not share their hot dog between Creeping Death's buns and he was all upset n' stuff. He really liked the person and their hot dog. His buns were so lonely. Next time Reluctantly, don't invite people who won't share hot dogs between buns.
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 Yesterday, 07:01 AM #21 Creeping Death I rustle jimmies     Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Kekistan Posts: 601 Re: A random person This time I'll bring the hotdogs... and the mayonnaise. Everyone else bring the buns and the ketchup. __________________ Spoiler:
 Yesterday, 09:33 AM #22 Niclmaki Disturber of the Peace   Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 266 Re: A random person Probably be super confused and say, "Base 3?"
 Yesterday, 02:55 PM #23 Minute Squirrel Magician     Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 47 Re: A random person First thought Spoiler: Crap I don't have any clever witticisms for this..... My response *raises arm and extends finger* "Sniff it" My conclusion If they sniff my finger A)"They seem like a down person. They probably have some fun drugs on their person. We should do some drugs together." Or B) "It's God(or some similar higher being) and I'm being clued in to some abstract secret of the universe"*dedicate a few months to deciphering the message, get bored and frustrated, give up and masterbate* If they do not sniff my finger and look at me in a confused or manic way "Oh it's just some nutter who lost their mind." "Poor thing." *walks away*
Today, 12:07 AM   #24
Reluctantly

Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,968
Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Animekitty Listen Reluctantly. Last time you had your sexy bbq, someone would not share their hot dog between Creeping Death's buns and he was all upset n' stuff. He really liked the person and their hot dog. His buns were so lonely. Next time Reluctantly, don't invite people who won't share hot dogs between buns.
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Today, 05:44 AM   #25
QuickTwist
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Re: A random person

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Reluctantly
That is disturbing on a number of levels, but also quite comical.
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