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Old 17th-July-2017, 07:23 AM   #1
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A random person comes up to you and says

1+1=2
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2+1=10


Your first thought? Your response? Your conclusion? What say you?!
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Old 17th-July-2017, 07:36 AM   #2
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Punch him in the face, take his wallet, tell him he came to the wrong neighborhood.
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Old 17th-July-2017, 08:37 AM   #3
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a) 2 = [9].

b) But that's wrong because 1+1 != [9].

c) So 1= [3.33] and 2 = [6.66].

d) Or 10 doesn't mean [10].

e) whatever I'm bad at this but I should be studying [ungraceful exit]
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Old 17th-July-2017, 11:35 AM   #4
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I guess I would have ask how he defines the '+' operator. There are many different definitions that satisfy those two equations.
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Old 17th-July-2017, 01:44 PM   #5
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I would defibrillate their brain.
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Old 17th-July-2017, 03:15 PM   #6
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Yeah why the fuck would anyone want to engage that weirdo?
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Old 17th-July-2017, 04:07 PM   #7
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I would tell him about Godel's incompleteness theorem and make him realize he is no different than a psychopath soliciting for cthulhu.
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Old 17th-July-2017, 07:11 PM   #8
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I would assume he is joking around and find some way to go with it

Like

Kick him in the shins and yell " HE'S WITH HYDRA "
Cause a commotion
Watch as the true lovers of freedom take him down
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Old 17th-July-2017, 07:38 PM   #9
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1+1=2
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Hi random person.
What math are you using?
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Old 17th-July-2017, 11:44 PM   #10
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A random person comes up to you and says

1+1=2
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2+1=10


Your first thought? Your response? Your conclusion? What say you?!
the rooster says 'moo'
...
*looks around*
were you followed?
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Old 17th-July-2017, 11:52 PM   #11
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I would pull off my pocket my portable calculator and do the math and show him he is wrong, then invite him for a Kentucky fried chicken to make him understand the only place he can belong if he doesn't learn proper maths is frying chickens.
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Old 18th-July-2017, 12:25 AM   #12
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Trinary, is my first thought.
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Old 18th-July-2017, 01:32 AM   #13
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Binary of some sort. \_(ツ)_/
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Old 18th-July-2017, 03:17 AM   #14
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Trinary, is my first thought.
what kind of sexual fetish is that?
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Why you want in?

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Cause it's the one where I pour Tabasco sauce over giant chilled hot dogs as your mom slides them past your buns.
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Old 18th-July-2017, 07:29 AM   #16
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Why you want in?

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Cause it's the one where I pour Tabasco sauce over giant chilled hot dogs as your mom slides them past your buns.
Literally hot :P
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Old 19th-July-2017, 03:17 AM   #17
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Literally hot :P
We'll also be playing, catch the hot dogs in your buns. Loser gets their buns filled with all off the jumbo hotdogs dipped in hanabero sauce. Buns will be extra crispy. Everyone brings their own "buns".
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Old 19th-July-2017, 03:42 AM   #18
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We'll also be playing, catch the hot dogs in your buns. Loser gets their buns filled with all off the jumbo hotdogs dipped in hanabero sauce. Buns will be extra crispy. Everyone brings their own "buns".
Win or lose, you're still getting fucked in the ass.
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Old 19th-July-2017, 03:48 AM   #19
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Woah, what? I was just talking about having a sexy bbq with hotdogs. Not sure where you got that from.
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Woah, what? I was just talking about having a sexy bbq with hotdogs. Not sure where you got that from.
Listen Reluctantly. Last time you had your sexy bbq, someone would not share their hot dog between Creeping Death's buns and he was all upset n' stuff. He really liked the person and their hot dog. His buns were so lonely. Next time Reluctantly, don't invite people who won't share hot dogs between buns.
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This time I'll bring the hotdogs... and the mayonnaise. Everyone else bring the buns and the ketchup.
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Old 20th-July-2017, 10:33 AM   #22
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Probably be super confused and say, "Base 3?"
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Old 20th-July-2017, 03:55 PM   #23
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First thought

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Crap I don't have any clever witticisms for this.....


My response

*raises arm and extends finger* "Sniff it"

My conclusion

If they sniff my finger

A)"They seem like a down person. They probably have some fun drugs on their person. We should do some drugs together."

Or

B) "It's God(or some similar higher being) and I'm being clued in to some abstract secret of the universe"*dedicate a few months to deciphering the message, get bored and frustrated, give up and masterbate*

If they do not sniff my finger and look at me in a confused or manic way

"Oh it's just some nutter who lost their mind." "Poor thing." *walks away*
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Listen Reluctantly. Last time you had your sexy bbq, someone would not share their hot dog between Creeping Death's buns and he was all upset n' stuff. He really liked the person and their hot dog. His buns were so lonely. Next time Reluctantly, don't invite people who won't share hot dogs between buns.
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That is disturbing on a number of levels, but also quite comical.
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Old 6th-September-2017, 06:10 PM   #26
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Base 3! I got it!

But you should've said it was in base 3...
Nice problem though, at first I couldn't get it.
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Moved to The Lounge.
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