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  1. Melkor

    Enter pursued by exit entered by enter yes yes here we go

    Welcome (back??) Alien, and thanks for the picture of dusty men marching in a strict rank. Why does everyone have a flag denoting where they are from now. It seems a bit unfair to the Americans if I'm honest.
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    Pokémon Yellow

    I had Red and Blue. My brother who barely had an interest in the franchise but was quite spoilt got Yellow day 1 and by the rules of my family I wasn't allowed to play it or get my own copy. Much later in life I played it start to finish and 100%ed the pokedex. All is well in the world!
  3. Melkor

    What are you currently playing?

    Bladerunner (1997) Fire Emblem Awakening (Again) Smite and Paladins (Consistetly) Coming soon: Resident Evil 2 remake (PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD)
  4. Melkor

    VRChat

    Okay Cog, I'll take you up on your offer of transplanting me to the virtual realm, pretty kind of you to be honest. HOWEVER I wish to do so purely in the form of a distant and ambient balcony where I sit and monologue obnoxiously to the people below who can barely hear me or see me but are...
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    I have been summoned.

    Wow we went from hot oil to hot garbage. Someone bring me a mountain of boiled sweets and a pile of robot succubuses, it's getting STUFFY IN HERE. Hi Polaris, your lack of a cute avatar enrages me. FIX ITTTTT
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    Well if you weren't at least a little confused I suppose I'd doubt your identity. Don't worry...

    Well if you weren't at least a little confused I suppose I'd doubt your identity. Don't worry, you shall be provided with a cave and sufficiently spoilt rags to 'hag yourself out' with. Been reminded of you lately. Switched to a new healthier lifestyle and a rather worrying portion of my meals...
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    Excuse you. I've moved on from a Nomura-like fascination with belts onto an Amano-like...

    Excuse you. I've moved on from a Nomura-like fascination with belts onto an Amano-like obsession with beads. Get with the times Addy. ^-^
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    I have been summoned.

    Ugh a date? Things were nice for a bit then you had to go and ruin them. GO ON THEN. But don't come crying to me when you get your hearts broken and scalded by the hot oil I'm brewing!
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    I have been summoned.

    E-eww! EVEN NOW I AM REPELLED BY HIS FORM. *Clutches his head with a pained expression* GET OUT OF MY BRAINNNNNN. Also hi Adaire. Did you get over your quiet inner rage yet? owo
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    'Master of Germany' Ragnar I never had you down as the S&M type. The more you know, eh?

    'Master of Germany' Ragnar I never had you down as the S&M type. The more you know, eh?
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    Also jesus this comment section is ugly, do something about it you shirker.

    Also jesus this comment section is ugly, do something about it you shirker.
  12. Melkor

    Ur gay

    Ur gay
  13. Melkor

    I have been summoned.

    I probably deserve to be with all the mundane yet frequent acts of evil I've been doing. I think if I drop jam on the carpet or scowl at strangers on the bus just a FEW more times I'll have banked enough evil to be the equivalent of burning down a small yet very hopeful orphanage. HOW HAVE YOU...
  14. Melkor

    Thanks

    Apparently I've been so out of the loop that I stumbled into a different and altogether more flaming loop and consequently not only have no idea what is going on, but also have third degree burns. I'm glad that the forum was able to survive it's apparent demise, it has needed a regeneration for...
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    I have been summoned.

    ALRIGHT! CAN YOU SELFISH, GORMLESS, EGOCENTRIC BASTARDS JUST LEAVE IT ALONE FOR A MINUTE AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT? ME!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FENDING FOR MYSELF ALL THESE YEARS. COOKING-CLEANING-WORKING THE STREETS. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW NEGLECTFUL YOU'VE BEEN!? YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE...
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