You want us.... to describe the house we're in ... Okay...
The house I'm in was probably built in the 1960s or earlier. The windowsills are about 6 inches thick, have old fashion windows and storm windows on the outside. It looks like a ranch style home, close to the highway and with a bare, naked front yard facing north. It has six rooms upstairs, two of which are bedrooms, one of which is a laundry room, one bathroom, one kitchen, family room and dining room.
The bedrooms and laundry room and the bathroom are located down a hallways, which opens into the entry hall/room and breaks off in three directions, Either opening into the family room or into the kitchen. There's a wide arch between the family room and the dining room. The ceilings are high and also arched.
My bedroom has a small washroom in it. It looks added on. The house is a Frankenstein with a bunch of add ons. Including the downstairs, which could've been modified/added about 10 years ago. Despite being much shorter having ceilings that we can easily touch this is where my 6'4 brother lives. When it comes to purposely trying to make it absolutely dark, he wins. He's tapped boxes into the windows and also likes having it cold. It's a huge mess and not my territory to explain or go into most of the time. The exception is the well placed living room right at the end of the stairs. Because of how he has his entertainment center set up it's more accessible to a number of people, while my upstairs is really only fit for one.
I have the dining room fixed into an office, which is where I spend most of my time. The adjoining room is the family room, which is set up like one I suppose. There's a TV and such.
The kitchen is too small and greatly lacks counter space. It's reminiscent of a time when people didn't have things like rice cookies, microwaves, toasters, expresso machines, coffee makers, etc, etc... It's very cramped and of all the rooms I have issues with it's definitely the most annoying. If I cook something in the oven, there's nowhere to put it. I have a very very old microwave- which is problematic only because this is how I cook most of the time.
My brother and I are sharing a toaster, as neither of us are big toast people. As a matter of fact, the only thing we've used it for is heating waffles.
I do not have a dishwasher, so the dish wrack takes up another chunk of the counter space. Of course the sink also takes up some space and this sink is the bane of my existence. It's old, there's no electric under the sink. I do not have a garbage disposal. The electric outlets in this house are another head ache, as most of them are two pong instead of three- like most modern American houses and appliances. There is actually one three whole outlet in this dining room, but because of its position I don't use it.
The place is a huge mess, there's no decisive decor. I have so much crap and not enough storage for all of it. It's not a lot compared to some people, but for me, everything has to have it's own little place and when things don't, it just turns into a mess. It's a slow process to get everything organized.
All my blinds are shut to some degree, as this house was very poorly thought out. The only blinds I have somewhat open are for my plants, all (but one) my cat has killed. I have to change where the plants are, because the house was built facing north and depending on the season I have to switch around where the plants are sitting.
On one side of the house is a business, as it's on a frontage road, on the other side a vacant lot-like area. It's also somewhat just vacant and we have TONS of rabbits and mice. The backyard is okay, it's small, fenced in and was obviously being worked on before my bro and I moved in. There's a large apple tree in the back, along with a smaller fenced off area and a chicken coop. There are other plants and trees, it would seem like a typical backyard. Most of the plant life has long been untreated and is either dead or growing wild.
I would prefer a flat to this place, as it is a lot to keep up and a big headache.
I have three computers, one tower computer that's custom built and two laptops. One I'm always ready to smash is an Acer Aspire one. The other is a Toshiba, which has lived through at least three falls and clear damage to the exterior. The Toshiba is running Ubuntu. The AA1 was running eeebuntu for a little while, before crashing and going to shit again. The desktop is running Win7.
To my left is a desk that was left here and given to me, I've now covered it with a ton of crap and plan to use it as a sort of storage. The desk I use is one I specifically picked out online. It's made to look like a shelf, it's lightweight, but very awkward and has a shelf piece that looks a lot like the desk, so people tend to call both pieces "the desk".
All my stuff has been moved from my parents house and made a huger mess. As soon as I try to set things up my brother starts digging through my Newtypes.
My brother is one of these people who will take something from where it belongs and put it somewhere else. Even if he's just looking at the thing he's misplaced. There's no understanding of putting things back where they should be for him. Unless it's his games. The only thing he values.
Aside from him, my insane cat likes to jump up on everything. She lacks grace and apparently can't tell what will hold her weight.
Under my desk is a space heater, which I often have on and leave on, as I'm almost alway cold and have a low blood pressure that spikes and makes every new doctor I go to worry. The chair I have is an old office chair and is missing both of it's arms. It's one I've had for years and have abused for years. One of the things I'd like to replace is this chair.
All the floors are wood and have been worn and torn. I would like carpet, as it is way easier to take care of.
I forgot to mention the lighting. In most of the rooms there are at least two places you can turn on the light switch and you might have to play music light switch to get the light to come on. The living/family room has no lighting of this sort. It has two "lamps" one of which was a fan/lamp, but it only turns on if you pull the cord on it. There's also a tall standing lamp, which I use more often. The other weird lighting issue is with the bathroom. The light switch is on the outside of the bathroom and it's a vanity mirror light. There's not an actual ceiling light in the bathrooms. The mirror lights are, again, old and have since been modified, but the lights still have a switch on them. Unless the light switch in the hallway is turned on the vanity lights will not turn on, however, if you turn off the vanity light switch, the hallway switch will not turn the lights on. They both have to be on for the light to be on. I have many people gone here and try to turn on the vanity light via its light switch.
Apparently they use the bathroom in the dark. Even when I tell people the light switch is in the hallway, there's a tendency to forget. When I go to use the bathroom I can't get the light to turn on and it's usually because of the vanity light switch.
All the light fixtures are different. At least half of them don't take a normal light bulb. The dining room has florescent lighting. I've taken the decorative cover off of it, as it annoyed me and would only collect dust and was heavy glass.
The house is a Frankenstein house. That's how I describe it in short.