You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.

[Trope]

I'm sure they're good for more than textile work.

 

[nexion]

I love you Trope. And I'm not homosexual (at least, I assume you are a guy. That is one of the most basic rules on the internet).

like a chocobo?

This.

Wait a minute, you didn't answer my question.

Yes he did. Although I see that someone has already shown you to the fact that he (presumably) has.

 

[Trope]

Re: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.

You can see yourself in the Portals, so I assume she has a head and a body. And besides children from third world countries make shoes and other clothing.

I gave this way too much thought as I let this thread begin sinking into oblivion.

What if the 'you' you see in the portals isn't you at all, but a parallel universe version of you doing all the same things. Given that this other 'you' exists in an observably parallel fashion necessarily mean that what you are observing in that instance truly is you or that you have anything--including a body-- beyond the immediately observable or in fact exist independently of your own cognition.

I love you Trope. And I'm not homosexual (at least, I assume you are a guy. That is one of the most basic rules on the internet).

I love me too most of the time.

 

[Mello]

Re: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.

I gave this way too much thought as I let this thread begin sinking into oblivion.

What if the 'you' you see in the portals isn't you at all, but a parallel universe version of you doing all the same things. Given that this other 'you' exists in an observably parallel fashion necessarily mean that what you are observing in that instance truly is you or that you have anything--including a body-- beyond the immediately observable or in fact exist independently of your own cognition.

It's possible.

 

[speiss]

So this is an introduction forum? I was wondering what this thread was all about. Well, welcome my dear, I suppose. I've only been here for about four days, but if you like I could shed my learned wisdom upon ye virgin soul.

Even though you've been here for a month or so.

What are we talking about? Psychologists and cake and metaphysics?

Goodness.

 

[Fallenman]

:O!!!! Can i keep you? I've got a shrink gun *points to shrink gun here* and a jar *points to jar there* and some cheese *pulls out some cheese* and some nice beach front property *points to miniature chair near 3ft inflatable pool*. I might have chocolate, no promises, and if you have particularly exceptional lungs you may survive the first night in the jar. I wont take no for an answer, and i may be persuaded to shrink companions if they provide adequate bribery.