World War 2 History

[ShaiGar]

In 1936 a drop bear, acting under orders of the australian intelligence agencies assassinated hitler. he was replaced by a bunyip changeling who then proceeded to start ww2 by invading the land of the under-elves, and then trying to decimate their allies the jews before they could cast the sheeny curse.

It was all an innocent mistake that just kept escalating. All Australia wanted was global dominance.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

The of course there was the drop bear revolt of 1945, aided by the southern polar bear sympathizers. In response the tactical boxing kangaroo forces were founded, subsequently resulting in the genocide of all but one southern polar bear and the Tasmanian tigers (the BKF was a bit too enthusiastic).

To this day drop bear troops, trained in gorilla warfare by the separatist ninja pandas, still terrorise Australian campsites.

 

[Jordan~]

Oh, please! The foundation of the TBKF wasn't the driving factor in the polar bear genocide. You totally fail to consider the impact of the Great New South Wales Taffy Shortage, and the resulting increase in taffy imports from California. I think any idiot can see that the Taffy Shortage was the main reason for the genocide.

 

[Decaf]

I think you underestimate the underlying resentment all kangaroos felt after the treaty of Alice Springs. With a properly motivational leader, any set of circumstances could provide the impetus for drastic action. I'm just grateful for the Wombat Coalition's underground movement during the crisis.

 

[ShaiGar]

you're all fucking nuts

 

[fullerene]

HA! I wonder if that's an INTP trait. I see it so much. Someone jokes, I push it farther, I get yelled at for being insensitive... "dude, I was joking."

on a side note, this thread cracks me up. Well done.

 

[Jesin]

HA! I wonder if that's an INTP trait. I see it so much. Someone jokes, I push it farther, I get yelled at for being insensitive... "dude, I was joking."

This is an ENTP, here. The "yelling" is a joke, too.

 

[ShaiGar]

 

[Wisp]

We're all just a little bit special. That said, where did our resident ENTJ wander off to?



Heheh.... post 911... heheh...

Ok I'll stop now...

 

[Jesin]

Murkrow? He's decided he's an ENTP now.