I think they stuck Se in a freezer to make it really hard... they've broken it in two now, and they're advancing with the jagged, broken edges held out... *eats popcorn*
Luckily Te has a
BFS on its person, so no-one's going to get hurt. Permanently. ...Except Se, but it can't hurt anymore. Too frozen.
@Cog: If "Air" was a play on "Eire", than that was really clever! If not, I don't think I get it.
...Okay. I'm running out of time before I have to give the modem back, so I shall go with...
NE! Because Fe can't order its ideas into a coherent phrase that won't look idiotic by the standards of my Ti. (I like this MBTI thing. Octuple personalities.

) So, because in homage to the
website that eats more of my time than even daydreaming can manage, (and because I actually have one

) I choose the title of Badass Longcoat.
...They're still fighting. Do they think it's fun or something? Now Si is screaming for vengeance and bashing them over the heads. This is really quite entertaining. *sits back*