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To THE ARENA!

loveofreason

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#1
Good folk,

I am pleased to announce that henceforward myself and certain others - who, by the way, are the central instigators of all things evil and not I - shall endeavour to take our thread-hopping-hijacking reality-defying combats and love affairs to the proper place for such passions to be unleashed.

THE ARENA

(It's in the Inner Sanctum, far from the public gaze - empty now but I'm gathering up some hate to hurl there...)

The general idea is that when two or more members find themselves tempted to derail a thread with anything a little heated, from mutually enjoyable insults to a fully fledged battle, one or other of them shall invite the other(s) in to the arena.

It may be accepted or declined. Either way, threads stay on topic!
 

Melkor

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#2
-Screeches lor's name as he dives from above aiming a hefty slice at the left hand side of her forehead-


DIE SHEWITCH!
 

Ogion

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#3
Thanks lor, all i asked for ;)

Ogion
 

Melkor

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#4
-stops in his descent and spirals towards Ogion, beheading him in a swift hack-
 

loveofreason

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#5
Melkor my dear, if you have an argument to pursue, I shall meet you in The ARENA.

ps. Ogion. or course you too are welcome. An enemy of Melkor's is a friend of mine.
 

Melkor

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#6
Very well then......



-flicks his hair to the side and waltzes out-
 

Decaf

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#7
Bwahahaha... I shall endeavor to hijack all of your Arena threads :D
 

Melkor

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#9
I'll easily bat that aside by attacking said person with four nails and a large hammer.:D
 

Cognisant

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#11
Facehuggers for everybody!
 

Melkor

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#14
I own the arena.

ME!

MINE!

MOI!

BACK OFF!

:D
 

speiss

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#15
Oh hey :3 *unsheathes sword*

What are you doing here Melkor?
 

loveofreason

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#16
I built The Arena for Melkor... kind of like the Taj Mahal.

But he hasn't put out lately, so I think I might rent it out to whomever has the bloodiest business plan and best taste in internal decorating. Entrails are so fetching wrapped around the right neck.
 

Cognisant

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#17
*kills lor with an axe to the back*

I'm going to turn this place into a Mall.
Think "black market" meets "cannibal's butchery".

*a hired goon drags Lor's corpse of towards the food court*
 
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#18
Processing...
Filling...
Emptying...
Hate inc...
I hate you with every inch of my scorching flesh and plagued mind

but not really
 

Cognisant

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#19

Melkor

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#20
All INFJ's are vermin and must die.

Erm...

Not in a killing mood.

Cog, will you see to Lor?
 

Cognisant

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#21
*a hired goon drags Lor's corpse of towards the food court*
I have goons for that.
 

Melkor

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#22
Yeah, but I want someone I know to see the light leaving her eyes.

You know, it'll be funny, a real bonding experience.

Heyyyy, is that a Transhumanist space shuttle!?

*points*
 

Cognisant

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#23
*ignores the obvious distraction* No it's my Pness.
 

Melkor

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#24
Oh lord!

It's just crashed into the combined 'Christian gymanstic and sports centre/book incinerator/Extroverted Feeler association!' building!

Someone get a picture!
 

Cognisant

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#25
*there's a couple of hollow thump sounds under the car, then Cog crawls out in a hurry, just ahead of a strange smelling liquid that's pooling out*

Anyone got a match?
Edit: Oh right! *creates a spark by clicking his metal fingers*

FWOOOSH!
 

Melkor

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#26
Cog...did you post in the wrong thread, or are you just losing it?

Anyway!


*Uses distraction to wrench off Cog's back leg and runs off with it merrily*
 

Cognisant

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#27
*kicks Melkor in the face*

Wi-Fi motherfucker! :D
(It just sounded soo right)
 

Melkor

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#28
*Uses Cog's leg to go on a chaotic spree of kicking, starting with Richard Dawkins, Akihito, Isaac Asimov's corpse, The crocodile hunter, etc*

Hahahahahahaha!
 

Cognisant

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#29
*Melkor lays in puddle of his own blood, laughing madly at his concussive hallucinations as Cog's double jointed leg continues kicking his brains out, after apparently having completely forgotten that Cog can stop kicking whenever he wants*
 

Melkor

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#30
*Cog suddenly wakes from his dream to find himself kicking the wall frantically and struggling to free himself form sort of elaborate jacket. The room is cold, white and inhabited only by surgical equipment and...*

Nurse Melkor: Now-now mister Cognisant, none of that now! Now you know that you've went and had an accident! You aught to be thankful! Those other boys that fell near the machines lost their heads, but you just went and lost a leg now!
Now just keep still a while, emotional negotiator Loveofreason will be here to see tae' ye in a while.
Hrm, but perhaps you need a bit more sleeping gas....

*Gases*
 

Cognisant

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#31
Shit I rolled a 2.
 

Melkor

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#32
Hey!

No rolling on the hospital grounds!

*Whacks with a fly swatter*

Where is that Lor one!?
 

Cognisant

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#33
Spelunking the cold windy crevices of Uranus.
 

Melkor

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#35
*Finally lands after eight years*

*Squish*

Ow my bones ;-;
Someone get a mop!
 
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#37
It worries me you've been a member for the past four years near enough and have only decided now to come out and post.

What are you? Some sort of government sleeper cell trying to infiltrate INTPf?
 

randomsage

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