The Library

[Perseus]

Hello,

Do you have lots (over a thousand) of books?

Are you considered booky?

Are you a nerd?

Are you considered sexy? Do you get stalked?

A:

Yes

Sometimes considered booky, sometimes not, depends on the Other. Mostly not, because they don't know. Could be called the Professor, but it does not stick very well.

Low nerdiness, almost negligible.

Stalking is a problem. Try to minimise sexiness, but mostly minimise eligibility, because this causes the most stalkers. Stalkers are good and bad. They can be a nightmare. If you say you have no money, this avoids gold-diggers.

 

[Fleur]

Gold-diggers will come anyway, even if you`ll minimise the sexiness `til it goes down to negative numbers. They`re everywhere, they`re literally flying around with jet engines, entagled to their backs, but there`s no point of getting upsed, because the loggers are more troublesome. It`s annoying when they`re floatin` in the forests.