Oh come on, I was saving that acid for someone special! D:
AND YOU HAD TO GO AND CONTAMINATE IT! For shaaaame...
Wait. No, everyone's Face. Or were they the same person?
NO. I bet everyone's actually controlled by you, and this place is a trap! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
...But what if the "alive" part doesn't matter to you....
Wellllll I've been inactive for a couple months, but it's been nearly a year since I actually kept up with this place. I'm bad at commitment.
Oh yes, I remember suddenly something about when I first met you.
You always used entirely too many periods. I made fun of you for it.
You also were so happy to share with me your prose and the characters you so adore.
But I suppose all that is in the past..
Oh goodness, that's a shame.