The introduction of me.

[Malkavian]

Hey everyone.
I just signed up for this forum today.
I'm a 27 year old guy that lives in Norway.
I like reading and thinking about all matters concerning life and the state of the universe.My interests include science fiction,soccer,basketball and computer games.

I was pleasantly surprised when I found this forum.
I have tried other forums but my interest in the conversations and the people in them have always dwindled after a little while.
Having a forum consisting of introverts is a facinating idea and one that I hope will engage me more in discussions and connect me more with people.

I'm looking forward to conversing with my fellow INTP'ers and INTJ'ers.

 

[NoID10ts]

Welcome to the madhouse! Hope you enjoy your stay here.

Just remember, trust no one.

 

[Kidege]

Hi Malkavian.
I hope you like it here. We'd been having some troubles with what might, perhaps, constitute trolling, but we got better.

Just stay polite and you'll be fine. You can politely stab Noddy, even.


(we do try to make with the meaningful discussion, but have the arena to let loose)

 

[Ulysses]

Hi and welcome.

Not to go off topic or anything, but why do most INTPs concern themselves with matters that aren't going to affect them in any way? Pondering on the state of the universe yields no profit. >_>

 

[Malkavian]

Thank you all.

You obviously aren't familiar with the rules of aqusition Ulysses.
rule 74:
Knowledge equals profit.

When I stab Noddy shall I stab to left to right or vice verca?
Matters of ettiquette and politeness are very important to me.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

It's actually standard to stab and slice downward.

 

[Toad]

Welcome.

Yea, we should think less and get laid more.

 

[Ulysses]

Thank you all.

You obviously aren't familiar with the rules of aqusition Ulysses.
rule 74:
Knowledge equals profit.

Not necessarily. Could his infernal majesty please explain how "thinking about all matters concerning life" will profit him?

Rule 74 according to Ulysses64: gaining knowledge in demand equals profit.

 

[Red Mage]

Can we let someone get more than four posts before calling them assface for something so innocuous?

 

[QSR]

How many posts before we give him the Gas Face?

 

[Malkavian]

I would explain it to you Ulysses but alas this poor old king lays wounded by your marvellous witty insult.
Any reply I could come up with would pale in comparison with assface.

(people usually wait after they have seen my picture before calling me that btw)

 

[Red Mage]

(people usually wait after they have seen my picture before calling me that btw)

iNtuition

 

[Prof_Pointless]

welcome, glad you happened by

 

[Ulysses]

Any reply I could come up with would pale in comparison with assface.

Indeed. Sometimes the simplest solutions (or insults) are the best.

 

[Sugarpop]

We shouldn't trust this so-called Norweigan (Stalin and stuff, you know).

 

[Kidege]

And here I was under the mistaken impression that Stalin was from Georgia. -_^

Sry for the mess, Malkavian.

 

[Red Mage]

I'm looking at pictures of Stalin and there's no way he's Norwegian. Not tall enough, blonde enough, or buff enough. Plus, where's his battle axe?

 

[Malkavian]

He dyed his hair and shorten himself to infiltrate and kill 20 million people all for the glory of Norway.Also a man that changes his name to Stalin,meaning man of steel does not need a battleaxe.

 

[loveofreason]

Welcome to the forum Malkavian.

I'd assign you a body guard but we're all out... and you seem able to handle yourself well enough.

 

[Oblivious]

I am pretty sure Stalin is Georgian.

Which makes that last Georgian war with Russia so delicious with irony.

 

[sagewolf]

Hello Malkavian. Hope you enjoy yourself here. I don't feel like writing a witty violent/self-depreciating welcome today (can't seem to think of one) so I'll just shoot you in the head. Remember to have fun!

 

[phantome]

welcome Malkavian.... enjoy your stay
::evil grin:: ^.~

 

[snowqueen]

Hi Malkavian

Welcome.

contrary to popular opinion I am not trying to turn you into a fluffy, heel-kicking, cooing girl.

 

[Malkavian]

Hi Malkavian

Welcome.

contrary to popular opinion I am not trying to turn you into a fluffy, heel-kicking, cooing girl.

O.o uh...thanks.
I wouldn't be a very convincing one anyways...contrary to popular opinion.

 

[Tyria]

Welcome to the forums. Good to have you here.