The "Go Away!" Club

[NoID10ts]

Well we have a "Come Back!" club so I thought this was in order. Who among us would we like to ask to leave?

I think Melkor should go away because last night I caught him peeking in my widow while I was doing nude yoga and eating beef jerkey while watching "Twilight". I very embarassed about this episode and do not wish for him to tell anyone about it so I think he should leav .................

Oh wait.

Damn.

Just ignore everything I just said.



But I still want Melkor to go away.

 

[Melkor]

I think that Noddy should go away!

This opinion is based entirely on the fact that my poor innocent eyes were ruined, only yesterday, when I travelled to his house in the dead of night, looking to borrow a small tub of jam, several poptarts and a glass of milk, only to find Noddy doing unspeakable things with a peice of fermented meat.
I can't be held responsible for what I see in daily life!

I mean, yes, very well, perhaps it was an in-opportune time, but if HE hadn't throw open three sets of curtains, aimed no less than four spotlights at himself and interchanged the path to his house by forcing me to take an alternate root past the piles and piles of dead children, then I would still have the use of my eyes!

Clearly it was all to do with big-breasted blonde thats moved into the house directly paralell to the blue bastard.

 

[NoID10ts]

I think that Noddy should go away!

This opinion is based entirely on the fact that my poor innocent eyes were ruined, only yesterday, when I travelled to his house in the dead of night, looking to borrow a small tub of jam, several poptarts and a glass of milk, only to find Noddy doing unspeakable things with a peice of fermented meat.
I can't be held responsible for what I see in daily life!

That wasn't fermented mean, that was my ........ ehhh ........ better for you to think it was fermented meat I guess.

I mean, yes, very well, perhaps it was an in-opportune time, but if HE hadn't throw open three sets of curtains, aimed no less than four spotlights at himself and interchanged the path to his house by forcing me to take an alternate root past the piles and piles of dead children, then I would still have the use of my eyes!

Lies, dammit! All lies!

They weren't curtains, they were venetian blinds, there were five spotlights, and the path you took ........ well that was all you. And you owe me a dead baby since you stepped on one of them, you bastard.

Clearly it was all to do with big-breasted blonde thats moved into the house directly paralell to the blue bastard.

hehehe ............

love's avatar .............

 

[loveofreason]

I think the pair of you should take a nice bonding road trip together.... across the Kalahari.

 

[Melkor]

Harumph.

So long as we can take weapons and seperate tents, then thats FINE by me.


-eyeroll-

Noddy, do you mind if I just send Lors kids in the post?

I'll forget to make airholes!

 

[NoID10ts]

Well, I just got back from the trip to the Kalahari, just like love suggested. Here's a photo:

I don't remember anything that happened out there, and this ^ is all I have to show for it.​

Should I be concerned?​

Where's Melkor?​

 

[brain enclosed in flesh]

You're a smoking meerkat as well? What are the odds?!?

 

[Jennywocky]

..I think Melkor should go away because last night I caught him peeking in my widow while I was doing nude yoga and eating beef jerkey while watching "Twilight".

I think turkey jerky would be better for you, if you get a choice.

... uh... just sayin'.

And I'm still confused on how he peeked into your widow if you're still alive... and now this thread is getting really risque. *eep* No WONDER you want him to go away!

 

[Sapphire Harp]

Well, I'm pretty sure Noddy grabbed a gun and took a shot at Melkor, but only got his hair.
​

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I'll see you're go away club and raise you a go away nuke!

 

[NoID10ts]

Where did you get my baby picture, IB? Did my mother put you up to this?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

So that's who that woman is! Here I was thinking you were some kind of Lor(with irradiated ovum)/Melkor(with his normal semen) spawn. Now I feel creepy for being turned on by her. It's amazing how such a beautiful feeling can turn so sour so quickly.

And yes, it's the spiders coming out of her mouth that got me all excited. I imagine those crawly critters would tickle in all the right places.----> no smileys to tell you to what extent I may or may not be joking.

 

[loveofreason]

Actually... that picture is a very accurate representation of my relationship with motherhood... though clearly it has been prettied up a bit to spare you all the true horrors. It is I!

(And I was going to start a whole thread about it...)


ps.... did I mention I like spiders?

 

[NoID10ts]

Mommy?

I've called you that before, but now it has a whole new meaning.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

ps.... did I mention I like spiders?

I think I'm in love.....

having spiders > having crabs. Don't know why that's come to mind.

 

[NoID10ts]

Now hold on there. She might just be talking about the patterns of her vericose veins.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Now hold on there. She might just be talking about the patterns of her vericose veins.

They'll match the gin blossoms on my face.

 

[loveofreason]

You happy now you great blue bastard!?

Melkor's (almost) gone and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

I liked this thread.... it held such great promise...

IB? Where's IB?... he promised me a back rub...​

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Melkor's (almost) gone and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

*curls up in a corner and starts rocking back & forth, mumbling*
If there's no Melkor, what will this forum be? who will we torment for the sake of sadism?

*suddenly sees himself mentally from the 3rd perspective*
AAAHH I'm turning into him!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

You happy now you great blue bastard!?

Melkor's (almost) gone and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

I liked this thread.... it held such great promise...

IB? Where's IB?... he promised me a back rub...​

Oh come now dear. You hated him more then anybody.

Here. I'll rub your back .......

* Holds up a steel wool pad *

 

[loveofreason]

Noddy, I won't let you anywhere near me with anything less than a sand-blaster...


and Cog... you worthless piece of filth... you don't squirm nearly good enough to divert even the mildest of sadists. You could never take His place.

 

[NoID10ts]

Oh, I have a sandblaster! It's great for those ....... hard to reach .......... places.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

and Cog... you worthless piece of filth... you don't squirm nearly good enough to divert even the mildest of sadists. You could never take His place.

Worthless piece of filth? Seems I already have, not matter, this has been remedied.
I shall take the remainder of your statement as reassurance.

 

[loveofreason]

oooooh.....

do me, Noddy!

DO ME NOW!!!

well... if this thread convinces no one else to leave, it has at least convinced me I ought to consider a holiday...​

 

[loveofreason]

Worthless piece of filth? Seems I already have, not matter, this has been remedied.
I shall take the remainder of your statement as reassurance.

Did anyone hear something?

... a pathetic scratching at the door... a whimpering ghost?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Much better.

 

[NoID10ts]

oooooh.....

do me, Noddy!

DO ME NOW!!!

well... if this thread convinces no one else to leave, it has at least convinced me I ought to consider a holiday...​

Wow.

Just. Wow.

* Gets sandblaster out from under the bed *

Here's some goggles. You're gonna need them.

(You might even need them for the sandblaster)


ps - what's really going on with Melkor?

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor? Melkor who?


(He's gone away of course! ....er... erratic internet access...)



Could you heat the sand up till it's almost molten glass? I like it like that.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

So you'd rather have your flesh flayed off by molten silicon than be touched by Noddy?
Oh, that's cold.

edit: it just occurred to me that sand isn't made up entirely of silica.

 

[NoID10ts]

Yes, of course. I will encase you in it for all generations to behold. You will be the Venus De Milo of the 21st century.

 

[loveofreason]

Excellent!

She, like... still had all her arms and legs... didn't she?


Cog... get thee to the nit-pickers corner and wear this pointy hat! It says INTP. Not All Ingredients Are Pure.


Now... where is my daddy of immortality; my angel of immorality... Noddy!

 

[NoID10ts]

Sadly, blue daddy must skulk over to church now. What a horrible fate will befall me there.