The Friendly Club

[Melkor]

But I do that all the time!

 

[NoID10ts]

I don't ever recall trying to hug you. If I did, I must have been really drunk, and let's face it, you make a very pretty girl.

 

[Melkor]

 

[NoID10ts]

Oh yeah. I remember now. ^ That's the exact face you made!

 

[Melkor]

Holy shit.

 

[NoID10ts]

I once ate nothing but swiss cheese for a week. Now that was some
holey shit.

This is such a friendly place, isn't it?

 

[Melkor]

Kill me....
KILL ME!



Wait..just a hug?

 

[NoID10ts]

* Shoots Melkor in the face, point blank, with both barrels of a shotgun. Who knew eyeballs could fly so far after penetrating the back of a skull? *

Friendly indeed!

 

[Melkor]

-Tears Noddies heart out-

HUMANITY IS SO HAPPY!

 

[NoID10ts]

Me heart? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Like I ever use it ............

Ooooo, hahahahahahahahahahah

Really friendly, this place is. I haven't laughed like this in quite a while!

 

[Melkor]

-Tears Noddies liver out and takes a bite-

 

[NoID10ts]

liverlicious!

Why would anyone eat any part of me? It can only lead to a slow and painful death.

 

[sagewolf]

*Shows innate and obvious friendliness by taking out a longsword and ripping both Noddy and Melkor in two before burning their bodies to nothing but ash*

And before you even say ANYTHING about me inhaling the ash as it floats around in the air, I can't believe you would be so stupid as to think I would be so stupid. I am obviously wearing a suit constructed from such advanced technology as to appear magical and arcane which prevents me from coming into contact with the fetid remnants of your corporeal selves.

 

[NoID10ts]

Ehhhh .............

You know that Noddy sheds his skin every so often and then donates it to science (for a humble fee). I think they use it to make these advanced suits of which you speak.

Just so you know.

 

[loveofreason]

Haha. I'm renaming this the Naked Butchery Club! That's friendly.

(sagewolf - you forgot to remove your clothes!)

Happy birthday Face!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Naked Butchery Club?

*Cognizant rips his cloths off, man-stripper style then dances around to the tune "Bad to the Bone" stark naked*

What? I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[NoID10ts]

Group nakedness?

Hmmmmm ...........

Can we merge this thread with the one about virginity? I thinks we can kill multiple birds with one thread here.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Deleted Message*

My evil side took control of me for a second there...

Who am I kidding?

 

[loveofreason]

Asks innocently... I thought your evil side was always in control?

 

[grey matters]

Ahhh LOR! I have found you! And I Barry the hatchet....In your head.


Everyone else you can return to whatever you were talking about. I just had some unfinished business to attend to.

 

[loveofreason]

Errr... you wanted my attention???

Are you naked?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-Lor, Regarding my "Evil side"
Exactly, that is why when I am referring to my "Evil side" I am in fact referring to my hedonistic sadism towards fellow sentient entities; those whom I should just remain indifferent towards.

Not much of a moral code, but at least I have one.

 

[loveofreason]

At least you're here where it can be appreciated.

I, err... managed to save the haggis from yesterday. Most of it...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

That's fine, haggis is like pizza, it improves with age.

 

[loveofreason]

*renames thread: Naked Haggis Carving Club*


hahahaha... imagine...if anyone ever googles that phrase, they'll find us.

 

[Anthile]

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,890 for Naked Haggis Carving Club


Mankind is so doomed!

 

[loveofreason]

Oh lord.... I shouldn't be surprised....

 

[sagewolf]

Hooray for Anthille understanding the true nature of the Internet. If it can be imagined, whether in your wildest dreams or darkest nightmares, IT IS THERE.

(What do you people care if I'm naked? All that's under the clothes is fur anyway...)

 

[loveofreason]

Some of us like fur.........

wanna hug?

 

[Melkor]

-Hugs Lors head with a wheel clamp-

 

[loveofreason]

Not you, you deviant!

*ducks and rams a shoulder into Melkor's guts, pushing him back against the wall*

Sage! She's... furry...

 

[Melkor]

-Holds a lighter to sage's fur-

 

[loveofreason]

Noooo!!!!!

*throws herself between the flame and sagewolf*

Don't hurt my sage....

 

[Melkor]

-cackles madly as Sagewolf burst into flames and runs off juggling the lighter-

 

[sagewolf]

HUG? Ahhhh... :eep:

*Jumps on lor and squeezes, ripping her pretty wings to shreds with wolf-claws*

 

[loveofreason]

I love it when they scratch.

 

[Melkor]

-grimaaces as Lors neck falls apart-


Ergghhh..ohhoohhhoohheheee...

 

[sagewolf]

*Jumps on Melkor and sets him on fire too*

Wheeeee! Burn!

(This is friendship? We are twisted little--

Hey! Melkor! You're meant to be dead, so get your sorry butt back here!

 

[loveofreason]

I've never been able to keep myself together where fur's involved.

 

[NoID10ts]

* Rub's freshly pulled bald spot on back

That's the truth.

 

[sagewolf]

Well, what scales my claws left on your body are nice too, lor.

And Noddy you -ing bastard.

 

[NoID10ts]

What did I do to you to be called a -ing bastard? Not that I mind. What is a -ing bastard anyway?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Remember the hairy hobbit feet from LOTR? My feet are twice as hairy, no I'm not kidding.
If the mental image isn't bad enough I'll post a real one.

Talking about hair where's Ogion, if my memory serves me correctly he's bear hairy.

@-sagewolf
Have you considered using an anthromorphic wolf as your avatar? A tasteful one of course.

Now for something completely different...
If your phone has a record video function, flash furrie porn at a friend/enemy/innocent bystander & record their eyes dilating, then accuse them of likening it based upon the recorded evidence.
If handled correctly a blackmail opportunity will present itself.

 

[loveofreason]

*cuts off Cog's feet with pinking shears and uses them as slippers*

 

[sagewolf]

@Noddy: NINJA-ing. You are a NINJA-ing bastard. Because is a NINJA.

@Cognisant: Of course I have. I just don't have any way to get drawings into the computer at the moment. Once we find that %^£* USB cord for the digital camera, I'll have one up, probably.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I would suggest searching the internet for one, but thought better of it.

 

[sagewolf]

But then the wolf wouldn't be me. (And there is no way I would ever find a tasteful image using an internet search engine. Are you mad? I see why your eyes are red now: your CPU's overclocking. You need a better cooling fan, or some kind or ventilation in there. I knew that white stuff wasn't good for a robot's well-being, but would they listen? No!)

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Dare I ask... white stuff?

 

[grey matters]

^^ Oh shit, someone lock up the dolphins.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I overclocked Cog's brain to maximize his cognitive functioning earlier. Sadly, I underestimated the power that his CPU could sustain and it malfunctioned. We have lost him, everyone.