The Friendly Club

[Inappropriate Behavior]

But they are "freindly" zombies. Take LoR for example, she reminds me of Julie from the Love Boat (I think she's dead). Always with the warm greetings and planning fun activities for us....and a coke whore.

 

[Fukyo]

There, there, Fukyo. Do you need me to give you a hug?

No.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

We should have an ESTJ that searches people for weapons before they enter this club.

 

[sagewolf]

Awww... poor Fukyo. We've warped your brain forever (see, I told you all we could!).

...I mean, we're very sorry and stuff.

@FP: Nah, if he found anything we'd just kill him with it.

 

[Melkor]

-Slips in wearing an anti-physical contact and friction suit.
-Flips a switch and engage hyper offensive mode, any dust particles which come within seven inches of Melkor are incinerated.

Activates communicattion mode and a fuzzy mechanical voice greets everyone in the room.

"Greetings.
I heard tale of this horrible,horrible place, and as I result I have been sent to eradicate you all.

Please stand still and await vaporisation, Thank you!

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo giggles in a far,obscured corner of the room amused by the newcomer and his foolishness for thinking that he can resist the Fness.*

 

[Melkor]

-and the smile is the last go, turning to dust with the rest of Fukyo's overly happy body-

 

[FacetiousPersona]

-and the smile is the last go, turning to dust with the rest of Fukyo's overly happy body-

An ESTJ has arrested you, sir, and removed you from the thread.

 

[loveofreason]

*sweeps Face out of the thread with the rest of the dust*

This place is closed. It's despicable.

 

[grey matters]

Awww so soon?

 

[sagewolf]

Actually, Lor, since we're us, subjecting us to F-ness is possibly the cruellest, most sadistic, horrifying thing that FP and Fukyo could ever have managed in this forum. I mean... the HUGs...

What could be worse than that?!? Having a thread devoted to killing each other is nothing compared to just. One. HUG. *shudders*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-sagewolf
I agree

-Slips in wearing an anti-physical contact and friction suit.
-Flips a switch and engage hyper offensive mode, any dust particles which come within seven inches of Melkor are incinerated.

An Anti-Hug suit, where'd you get it?

I'm still using razorblade chain mail.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Actually, Lor, since we're us, subjecting us to F-ness is possibly the cruellest, most sadistic, horrifying thing that FP and Fukyo could ever have managed in this forum. I mean... the HUGs...

What could be worse than that?!? Having a thread devoted to killing each other is nothing compared to just. One. HUG. *shudders*

You are good, Watson.

 

[loveofreason]

Yes sagewolf, this FacetiousPersona must be stopped.

*Throws sage a knife*

*Circles Facetious*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant's chainsaw roars to life*
I'm confused and disorintated, but I'm up for it!
What's happening?

 

[loveofreason]

My... that's a big chainsaw....

great! Cog - take right flank and forward.

Sage and I will cover the left and rear.

*advances to stab*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Stands with the chainsaw braced on his pelvis & pointing upward at a 45 degree angle, whilst reving it like a madman*
Lets get messy!

<I hate myself now >

 

[loveofreason]

ATTACK!!!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

BRRZZZZZZZZ ZRZZRRZRZRZR *Thump*

Now lor which would you prefer, tops or bottems?

 

[loveofreason]

YAY!!!!!

Tastefully done. Not your first, I'd bet.

I'll take the top thanks......

*face twitches and shakes around like daryl hannah in blade runner... except in two halves...*

I want those typing fingers, and the brain... and well... you know... the bottom might still be useful to you in some way.



MMMmmmmm BLOOD.....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Human Haggis is quite nice, and all the best BBQ meat is in the legs, Yummy!

And yes, the blood, how could I forget the blood.

I'll trade the spleen and liver for the heart.

Want some 1962 chardonnay?

 

[loveofreason]

ooohh.... me no tradies the heart....



But I'll give you an eye for a kidney....

Chardonnay you say? My favourite!

toast?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

toast?

Oh right, cheers *ting* big-ears
(the irony being I'm the big-eared one)

how about both eyes for both kidneys?

 

[loveofreason]

How about a game of ping pong?

Winner gets both pairs.

*sips*

pip pip!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

(This is an interesting game in itself, first one to back out of the weirdness loses)

*Cognisant drags a table out of nowhere, complete with silverware and other fancy table settings. BBQ'ed meat, Haggis and an assortment of other fine foods are professionally laid out on their individual platters; and a little bit of cheese too.*

I like the ping pong idea, although shouldn't we save the frivolities until after dinner?

*tastes some of the wine*

Hmm, good enough I guess.

 

[Melkor]

-Cartwheels in through one of the clus doors-



Aww crap...

I missed my cue!




-Dismally trudges out, dragging his dagger laden cloak and three way morning star with him-

 

[loveofreason]

*blinks*

Did you see that?

Weird....

anyway, nice effort and all, but... I'm too excited to eat.

*Bounces an eyeball and waves one of Face's hands around for a paddle.*

 

[Melkor]

-Lors phone rings-

 

[loveofreason]

Sod it!

*Glares at phone.*

*drops it in bucket of ice and tips the chardonnay over it*

*Bites nails because she realises it might have been important....

more important than eyeball ping-pong?

Nah....

*bats an eyeball up and down in the air several times....*

*thinks*

Hacky-sac?* Grabs the appendix.* Anyone for hacky-sac?

 

[Melkor]

-Several floors down, Melkor is getting severely irritated, becasue for once, he was trying to do something good.

That is , warn Lor of the imminent explosion he's planned, and the fact that the FBI have breached the building.

-decides that being goods for idiots anyway-

 

[loveofreason]

*gets bored, nibbles some haggis*

*parades around wearing face's hands as antlers, then as earrings and finally as bra cups.*

*yawns*

*looks at watch*

*remembers she doesn't wear a watch*

*hears footsteps running up the stairs*

*looks at the carnage, wonders what happened to Cog, grabs the haggis and jumps out the window*

 

[NoID10ts]

hmmmmmmmm ............

Love is jumping around whilst wearing nothing but severed hands for a bra. Nice. I love friendly clubs like this and frequent them often. Anyone have change for a twenty, preferably all ones?

 

[loveofreason]

Only in your dreams.

 

[Melkor]

Ermm..

I have two thousand pennies if thats okay?



-Seeings as everyones gone, Melkor decides to do something he's always wanted to do.-

BATHE IN FACES BLOOD!

 

[loveofreason]

STOP!!!

Oh thank god! I thought that said feces blood for a moment....

Please carry on.

 

[NoID10ts]

Pennies are okay. Let me get my slingshot.

* Begins trying to shoot the hand bra off but ends up putting out an eye or two *

 

[Melkor]

-Runs in with his towel-


Er....there are still people here?

Maybe later.....



-uses a supermagnet to disengage Lors bra starp, and then runs off, hopefully to find an empty bathroom or possibly remember where eh put his clothes-

 

[loveofreason]

I'm only here in spirit.

*Wonders why both Noddy and Melkor are directing peculiar actions toward Face's corpse*

Hey Melkor, nice tan.

Noddy.... down.

 

[Melkor]

-eeeppp-

 

[Fukyo]

Melkor is naked?!

What the hell am I doing here?
All this over a little bit of Fness?!
Is that a chain saw I'm hearing?
INTP drama queens!
Going on a bloody rampage over a hug!

*Is very scared by the sound of the chain saw and teleports out of sight,to prevent any damage to her person*

 

[Melkor]

-decides he has to find some clothes and soon-


-Unfortunately fate has cursed him with being trapped on the 'pink tutu isle' of the building.


He decides it's better just to go naked.






Pink really isn't his colour.

 

[Fukyo]

*Is so glad she's not here to see this...*

 

[Melkor]

I'm also glad...you have habit of taking snapshots.





Wait hold on!



-remembers that he still has a hidden stack of Saffy's dresses somewhere in which to burn people in-


Aha!




-runs off to find the stash, slipping on the damn marble floors a few times-

 

[NoID10ts]

Here, Melkor. You can have my clothes. I don't need them. Oops. Careful not to trip over that.

 

[Melkor]

Hahahahhahahaa..it took me full ten seconds to work that out....hahahhahaaa...




Ahh...thanks Noddy...


-is slightly disturbed at how slimy Noddies clothes are inside-


ew......


Hey whats this in your pocket Dad?



is it a water balloon?

 

[NoID10ts]

Yes. It's called a French Tickler balloon and it glows in the dark. Festive, eh?

 

[Melkor]

Can you kill people with it?


Is it safe to try?

 

[NoID10ts]

It's always good to try killing people with anything you find laying around. Why I'm planning on killing Fukyo with a piece of paper. I've always wanted to try death by paper cut.

 

[Melkor]

I see....


Thats a bit mean..
After all, she did care for me for several weeks.

if you can calll it caring...

-shudders-

 

[NoID10ts]

Well she's been quite mean and spiteful to me. I'm going to take this legal size piece of paper and give her a bigger smile first.

That's what she gets for rejecting a Noddy hug.