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Melkor

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Because we all have to swoon over someone!

Here you may fawn over the various forum members.

For example:


NoId1ots:

OMG!

He is lak soo sexy!:D

With:cool: his:smoker: overuse :pof :evil:smileys!:eek:
And that face..
Just look at those big seductive eyes!!!!----->:eek:



Loveofreason:


Oooooooh!

She's all myserious and world-weary!

Ahhhh! Those lovely eyes, so alike to the wrinkled eyes of a wizened dog, sparkling with greyed life!

How fascinating!

<3<3<3


Adaire:


She is sucha chick magnet!

Ohh myyyyy, with those blonde fronds and those large...uhmmm weapons!


I would like to take her home and do science to her!!!!:D


Ehh...those looks she gives me are so seductive....yet coy...


Auburn:

GOOD LORD!

What a cute little slut!


Hugging all ankles in sight!

Just makes you want to engulf the little dear in despair, now doesn't it?

I'ma gonna SNUGGLLLEEE HIM!!!<3<3<3



*GIGGLE*


ETC.



P.s-This thread does not affect your rights,though it may inflict harm on your morals.
 

NoID10ts

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Ooooo, look at Melkor with his ingrown penis and concave ass. I'd like to eat cheerios out of that. And I love the way the leprous bits of flesh leave a trail right into his loving arms that are conspicuously absent fingers. And those few patches of hair, my god the hair! And the way he glows under UV lights. That's just neat.

:hearts:

(Am I doing this right? I've never fawned before.)
 

Melkor

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OOOHH!

Jennywocky!


She is so mature and sophisitmakated!

With her dark eyes and dark heart!!

She tries to hide her excitement behind vomit, but we all know she loves us all so dearly!


The cutie!

<3<3<3


Lovely jennnyyy<3
 

Latro

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#5
This thread delivers. Thanks Melkor, I needed this.

Gah, I still feel bittersweet, though. Eh, it's better than just bitter.
 

Melkor

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Heh-heh....


Poor Latro, with his intellect and even larger...ahem..

He is such a nice boy.


*pats*

:D
 

Ranondrugs

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#7
Oh that Melkor ! *squeal* He's such a cute little character.

My favorite puppy ever, I must photoshop my face near his and use it as my avatar with sparkles and hearts all over !
 

Fukyo

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lolfail

Where's the shotgun damn it?!


or...wait, this can pack a bigger punch



My favorite puppy ever, I must photoshop my face near his and use it as my avatar with sparkles and hearts all over !
^ O.O
 

Ranondrugs

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#10
It's more fun if you participate and silently judge Melkor and his ambiguous sexuality instead of trying to destroy him.
 

Latro

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I don't really think Melkor has any homo/bisexual leniency, I think he just does it for the lulz. But maybe I'm wrong, not to mention that it really isn't any of my business.
 

Artifice Orisit

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And the way he glows under UV lights. That's just neat.
Actually that is neat.

@-Melkor
Which one was the genetically altered glowing monkey, your mother or father?

@-Latro
If I ever met Melkor in RL I'd just have to put that to the test, Bi people are probably pretty common as all it means is that one is comfortable enough with themself as not to be bothered by another of the same gender.

Now on topic... *glomps Latro while going "squeee"*

Am I making you uncomfortable? :D
 

Latro

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@-Latro
If I ever met Melkor in RL I'd just have to put that to the test, Bi people are probably pretty common as all it means is that one is comfortable enough with themself as not to be bothered by another of the same gender.
Wait, what? Surely a bisexual would be thoroughly willing to have sex with someone of the same gender, which a heterosexual, irrespective of comfort with the same gender socially, would just not do?
 

Artifice Orisit

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#14
Assuming that...
-Said bisexual wants to have sex.
-Depending upon the genders and preferences of the people mentioned we're using a very loose definition of sex, after all (homo/bi)sexual are people just like any other and thus just as likely to be hesitant of certain sexual acts.
-Said individual is attractive, because lets face it, people really are that shallow.

I think we're on the same page here, I'm just trying to steer around that "bisexuals are (for lack of a better word) whores (gender irrelevant application)" it’s like how you worded your question, it sounds like you imply a bisexual will have sex with anyone, which I highly doubt you meant but y'know I'm a bit OC for accuracy when dealing with such sensitive topics.

Anyway a straight guy can play at being Bi to fuck with another's mind :D
It's just a matter of being self secure.
 

Latro

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I think we're on the same page here, I'm just trying to steer around that "bisexuals are (for lack of a better word) whores (gender irrelevant application)" it’s like how you worded your question, it sounds like you imply a bisexual will have sex with anyone, which I highly doubt you meant but y'know I'm a bit OC for accuracy when dealing with such sensitive topics.
With someone of the same gender != with anyone of the same gender. I.e., given sufficient conditions, they would have sex with a person of the same gender (neglecting those that do not want to have sex, which...is an odd set).

My confusion is that you used the phrase "not to be bothered by another of the same gender", which does not seem to have anything to do with sexuality.
 

Adaire

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Well I think bisexuals are kickass. ;)
(fangirl thread remember)

:worship::chibSep:<-- you can't have a fangirl thread without someone gushing over Sephiroth.
 

Melkor

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Ahem...

*pushes Adaire out of the camera view*



I'mma sorry kids, we'll be right back after a brief intermission!!!!


*The screen turns to a picture of a kitten licking a sour sweetie, as the sound of a chainsaw is heard, accompanied by various screams and exclamations of horror*
 

Artifice Orisit

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My confusion is that you used the phrase "not to be bothered by another of the same gender", which does not seem to have anything to do with sexuality.
I was trying to give the most open definition possible.
Put it this way, a straight guy would be bothered if a nude guy hugged him, while a gay guy may find it exciting, and a Bi guy may either be excited or apathetic, so you see I wrote it that way to convey that a Bi person may just lack that repel response, not necessarily sexually excited by both genders.

Meh, maybe I'm getting Bi confused with something else.
What's it called when someone finds nobody particularly attractive?
 

Melkor

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*raises a hand*


Boring fuckwit?

Inane motherfucker?

Deprived child?

Asexual?
 
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Actually it's been proven with facts and science that bisexuals are orders of magnitude more promiscuous and indifferent to the dangers of naked sexual congress with reluctant, unwitting partners than heterosexuals, homos even - think about that, more promiscuous than a homo...a sobering thought no doubt.
 

Adaire

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Actually it's been proven with facts and science that bisexuals are orders of magnitude more promiscuous and indifferent to the dangers of naked sexual congress with reluctant, unwitting partners than heterosexuals, homos even - think about that, more promiscuous than a homo...a sobering thought no doubt.
So which biphobic & homophobic reality are you living in? None of what you said is true and frankly it's naught but ignorant bigotry.
 

Melkor

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Oh..

I was insulted too, but then I looked at the attachment Adaire...:)
 

Adaire

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It sure didn't seem like sarcasm; but you have my apologies for misunderstanding.
 

loveofreason

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Guys, don't spoil it! Can't we just lust after peoples now?


ohhhh.... Kuuuuuuu





ps. Sephy's mine!!!

Mine Mine Mine!!!

:(

:evil:

pps. did I mention that Melkor is so deplorable his body should be divided into tiny red petals of flesh the way roses are cut out of radishes...? and every bloody petal fed to a homeless kitten in need, from the fingers of a golden-haired angel with the bossom of a queen.

Someone like Adaire.

:angel:
 

Adaire

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:storks:
I can't think of a comeback or even if a comeback is order........

:confused: I guess I'll just feed a few melkor bits to this stray I found. :cutewhitekitten:
 

Artifice Orisit

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C.C. is like Sephiroth for guys, a cruel illusion.

The chainsaw, mindreading, Sephy semblance...
Were he not such a childish lovestruck idiot, I'd make Mao my avatar.
 

loveofreason

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And what precisely is wrong with childish lovestruck idiots... hmmm?

*fawns over Cog's heart-stirring new avvie*

Shame Cog's such a ...a... what is Cog, exactly?
 

Melkor

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A faggot miss?


*beams accordingly*


ughh..

*Chokes on the happy feelings and enters a spasm fit*
 

Xel

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There are are soooo many girls and boys to fawn over in this forum, what is a girl boy to do?:pigs::hearts:

........:phear:

Okay I suck at this "fangirling" activity. I'll just fly back to my cave in the wilderness now. :moriyabig:
 

Decaf

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Shame Cog's such a ...a... what is Cog, exactly?
He's such an artifice?

So I hate horror movies, but I love Silence of the Lambs.

I am annoyed by "dark" people, but honestly can't get enough of LoR and Adaire.

Does that make me a snob?
 

loveofreason

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*giggles*

I hadn't seen that post till now, Anthile.

Anyway... Rather than post Hooray for Kuu!!! all over the forum....

I'm just going to sit here all misty-eyed with a cryptic little smile and sigh.

:^^:
 

Kuu

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C.C. is like Sephiroth for guys, a cruel illusion.
LIES! :( Take your filthy words and begone! C.C. is mine, my own, the only one for me...

Anyway... Rather than post Hooray for Kuu!!! all over the forum....

I'm just going to sit here all misty-eyed with a cryptic little smile and sigh.

:^^:
I think you need to reconsider your choice. I'm just sayin'
 

Cognisant

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LIES! Take your filthy words and begone! C.C. is mine, my own, the only one for me...
Cog is gone but his cloning tech remains...
 

loveofreason

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I think you need to reconsider your choice. I'm just sayin'
Haha. Don't worry, fuzzy Kuu moments are just one of those things that come and go... like... like... ummm...

pizza cravings! Yes.
 

Melkor

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I think Kuu has some serious issues.

But not good issues, like mine, which spread unfair joy and suffering, I mean like issues which involve two daddies/semi-sex parts/ surgical conclusion.
 

Adaire

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Yay! Melly is back! This thread just died with you.

Not that I'm fangirling or anything like that. :pueh:
 

loveofreason

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Time to bring out Sephy in chains my dear Adaire!

...now where did you leave that pic... hmmmm.
 

Melkor

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Oi!

Leave my sweet Adaire alone!

She clearly missed me, just look at her heart rate increase!

Hmm, i love when it does that, makes the bleeding more...gushy...


^^,

Hey AAADDDDYYYY?

*Brandishes scapel*
 

loveofreason

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My dear confused child, we have been waiting and plotting planning for your return...

Adaire is just excited at the prospect of showing you her new ...toys....


*removes Melkor's scalpel and pushes him through the gates of hell door into the laboratory playroom*
 

Adaire

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A simple welcome back and you think things have changed. It's very simply Mel, I do the hurting and you scream for me. :)

Now my pet hand me the scalpel, so I may gut you where you stand. :twisteddevil:

as per your request lor
 

Melkor

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Playroom playroom!

Toys for Melly!

yyyaaaaayyyyy!


*hugs everything in sight*
 

Melkor

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Must be the wideness of the target area!

*ooohhhhhhhhhh A-a-a-daire m-m-made ttttttthe toyyysss v-v-vibrate t-t-t-ooo?*
 

Maiken

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So this is the place to say that I think that Kantor1003 has awesome, awesome hair?? :o
 

Cognisant

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I know, doesn’t he just?

Nyx said:
Don't think I didn't notice the barcode.
 

sagewolf

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I can't believe you, Melkor-- you of all people!-- started a fangirling thread and didn't include these anywhere:​

:yaoi:
:yuri:

You are incompetent and I refuse to fangirl you. I shall fangirl....​


Oh, no, wait that is you, isn't it? Shoot. :p

(I think my grammar is too good for fangirling, anyway. :D)​
 
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