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The Definitive Personality Type Breakdown

Derada

Redshirt
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http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html

[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]INTP[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]: The Egghead[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The typical INTP is a logical, abstract thinker whose intellect is ideally suited to understanding pure mathematics, linguistics, formal logic theory, and other pursuits unsuited to making a real living. The INTP can often understand even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door. An INTP may be able to tell you how to construct a nuclear reactor from a coconut and two pieces of string, but may be completely incapable of fixing a hole in a boat.[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]The INTP is really only suited to two careers: college professor and game show contestant. Of these career choices, only one offers the financial rewards which allows him to suport himself; for that reason, INTPs often take the other path, and become tenured academics.[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]RECREATION: Surprisingly, INTPs are often the hit of the party--not for their sometimes annoying habit of turning every discussion into a debate about semantics nor for their fascinating stories about Pierre de Fermat's habit of writing things in the margins of his books, but for the fact that they often show up with their pants on backwards and that if you put a Post-It note reading "Kick Me" on an INTP's back, he won't notice it no matter how many people kick him. That kind of entertainment never gets old.[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship.[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica, Geneva, Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif]Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book.[/FONT]
 

sagewolf

Badass Longcat
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There's an Evil Overlord type. And I'm not it. -snort-

I have to go kill some minions to calm myself down after that. :phear:

COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship.

*giggle* Hahah.
 

Agent Intellect

Absurd Anti-hero.
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Yesterday 11:11 PM
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Michigan
A.I., If your butt is sore check for a post it note on your back.

i usually attribute a sore butt to too many INTPness' bombarding me all the time.
 

didyouknow

Active Member
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Outside your window.
Which is why my friends call me dumb blonde :P Although I went to "the academy of science, maths and technology" based on an IQ test (+ others and interview) they called me Dumb Blonde for my incapability to do everyday things. My favourite is that I'm almost never able to open an unopened jar/bottle. I always have to ask someone else to do it :o
 

Fleur

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Under the snow.
If a jar doesn`t contain anything fluid, then just slam it to the floor.
 

Ogion

Paladin of Patience
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Germany
Well, Opening an unopened bottle/jar is not the most important skill i can imagine, and it solely depends on physical hand-power ;) So that's already what they call "escaping dumb", to open a bottle? Well, then their standard of "not dumb" is quite low and negligible. :D

Ogion
 

Jesin

Prolific Member
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How many times now has that link been posted?
 
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