You mean there isn't anything on the internet that you feel compelled to research or any addictive mini-games that you can waste your life on... or um, some sort of work that you can spend energy avoiding?...
Oops, did I wreck your clubs atmosphere? I'm sorry.
I was bored and then I discovered a production of Hamlet staring Patrick Stewart and David Tennant. My literature major's heart joined with my geeky soul and together they leaped for joy giving a small "erp" of delight!
I sit at the edge of my bed. At first, I tap my foot impatiently, then relax and start to yawn. I look around, I can feel her coming. The anticipation is exciting, but excitement drives her away, so I do my best to restrain myself.
Time is passing slowly, seconds start to feel like hours, there is absolutely nothing to do and I am so desperate that I start considering doing something useful. I have hit rock bottom, so finally, she materializes.
A middle-aged woman, wearing grey robes, and a grey face, and grey hair. Her eyes are empty, her movements lifeless, she never smiles.
I take my knife out:
"Shall we dance My Lady?"