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The best way to kill a mosquito

onesteptwostep

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Set fire to your house... mosquito gone.
 

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Fucking annoying mosquito is bothering me.

“There is only one really serious philosophical problem,” Camus says, “and that is suicide. Deciding whether or not life is worth living is to answer the fundamental question in philosophy. ... For the Camus of The Myth of Sisyphus, however, “Should I kill myself?” is the essential philosophical question.
 

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The female mosquitoes are the ones who spread malaria. Lesson to men with small penises: don't stick your dick in crazy mosquito.
 

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“There is only one really serious philosophical problem,” Camus says, “and that is suicide. Deciding whether or not life is worth living is to answer the fundamental question in philosophy. ... For the Camus of The Myth of Sisyphus, however, “Should I kill myself?” is the essential philosophical question.

Yes, suicide would actually solve all of your problems, not just the mosquito. Debt, relationship problems, loud neighbors, stress, disappointment.
 

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Yes, suicide would actually solve all of your problems, not just the mosquito. Debt, relationship problems, loud neighbors, stress, disappointment.

I was once in special operations.
They told me from the beginning:


Who knew the war on terror would one day include mosquitoes.
 

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The female mosquitoes are the ones who spread malaria. Lesson to men with small penises: don't stick your dick in crazy mosquito.

Slow clap.
 

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If this were real life, after deep contemplation, I would probably have thrown a slipper at one of you guys.

Throw it at the mosquito instead.
 

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Coming from a malaria and dengue infested country, I suggest investing in window and door screens and mosquito nets.

The brown sugar and yeasts trap is an excellent way of attracting ants.
 

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Aye. Malaria will drive the white man out of Africa, Aids will drive the Black man out of Africa, and leopards once again will sleep in trees undisturbed.
 

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Deodorant, hair spray, bug spray, anything in a pressurized can with a label warning you it's flammable will suffice, hold a lighter below the nozzle and spray through the flame.
 

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let it start sucking your blood then FLEX AND OVERFLOW IT WITH BLOOD AND WATCH IT EXPLODE
 

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Guyz i found teh solution. ive been closing the screen blinds the other way LOL

if you open the screens the other way there's a small slit where the mosquitoes can come through LOL

now they can't come through because there's a furry grey stuffs that blocks the slit LOL

LOL gg mosquito, nice try play again LOL

LOL!
 

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Guyz i found teh solution. ive been closing the screen blinds the other way LOL

if you open the screens the other way there's a small slit where the mosquitoes can come through LOL

now they can't come through because there's a furry grey stuffs that blocks the slit LOL

LOL gg mosquito, nice try play again LOL

LOL!

:D

Well not as good as screens but that will work.

Dust bunnies are your friends I guess :D
 

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If it's female: rip her other eye out.
If it's male: use the five finger death punch.

(Although I'm probably going to get banned before I get to do that here, ha.)
 

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I do love the smell of WD-40.
 

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Killing mosquito is the first step to kill earth.
Note that you must use the sharp side of the blade, otherwise it means you have not practiced enough, and you would be totally uncool.
 

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let it start sucking your blood then FLEX AND OVERFLOW IT WITH BLOOD AND WATCH IT EXPLODE

I don't like your signature. That saying has always bothered me. What do you expect will happen when you throw dice again and again? Do you expect to see the same sunset every night? Or the same sunrise everyday?

That definition of insanity is by far the worst in history.

A more accurate definition and explanation is:

Bitches be crazy.
 

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i think you're misunderstanding the saying
 

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Nah, I'm just taking it literally and building an argument against it. I happen to love arguing.
 

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Nah, I'm just taking it literally and building an argument against it. I happen to love arguing.

Arguing is overrated.
 

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I recommend finding pleasure in pain. Try to discover love in being bitten - The Iscetoid in the room will cease to be a issue.
 

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I recommend finding pleasure in pain. Try to discover love in being bitten - The Iscetoid in the room will cease to be a issue.

If the mosquito looked like this then probably that's a good idea.

[bimgx=400]https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/onepunchman/images/e/e1/Mosquito_Girl_full_appearance.png[/bimgx]
 

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Nah, I'm just taking it literally and building an argument against it. I happen to love arguing.

I want to argue with you but I'm too tired and lazy
 
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