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The Anti-coffee and -Melkor Club

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*Sips tea*

Now, then.

We have gathered here this fine Wednesday to debate our greatest grief in life that is coffee! And Melkor!

What do these items have in common, you say?

They are bitter and liquidious!

Let us who are repelled by monstrosities such as these be gathered to engage in emotional support and plan the future annihilation of such loathsome objects!

Also, the one who can name the most common traits between these two will be named vice president of The Anti-coffee and -Melkor Club!

*Throws sugar lumps at Melkor*
 

EyeSeeCold

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nice avatar
 
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Nooooo, you're doing it wrong! You are ruining my club!

Except Wulfie who I'm not certain at whom he directs his scornful frowns.

In any case I prepare for any disdain!

*Glares while sneering and slightly twitches left eye at Wulfie*
 

Cogwulf

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Except Wulfie who I'm not certain at whom he directs his scornful frowns.
Generally speaking, everyone. Specifically, Melkor.

Coffee is good though, especially when I drink so much of it that the storks appear :storks:


Although I suppose I've never drank Melkor, so it wouldn't really be fair of me to compare them
 
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Well I find coffee to be a corupting source of evil, and Melkor appears to want to eat me so they are both one and the same.
 

Anthile

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I hope you're drinking rooibos-caramel tea right now. :pueh:
 
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People who drink coffee have bad breath. As does Melkor.

Case closed.

*slams down tea cup like a gavel and marches out the door*
 

Dormouse

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*sticks spoon in Melkor and stirs*

Will the tea be served with scones? And large fuzzy hats?

*giggles at coffee*
 
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*sips rooibos-caramel tea and points cup to closed door*

Cava is right! Enough is enough! We wont stand for this any longer!

We will use Cava's long warrior hair and Maninchair's low self-esteem to trap Melkor and coffee once and for all!

First of all; Maninchair; How good do you look in women's clothing?

Generally speaking, everyone. Specifically, Melkor.
Approved. You are now our new mascot!vThe old one died in a.... caffeine... accident. Let's just say we don't allow Dormouse near any cats now.
 

Cognisant

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I am here to defend coffee, very proactively, with little-to-no negotiation.
and Melkor too I suppose, mainly because I'm surprised he hasn't turned you all into steaming giblets of pain yet.
 

Reluctantly

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Thanks.

I hereby declare, you are all intolerant bigots for being racist against coffee. I'm calling Al Sharpton; make your time.

*drinks three energy drinks*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

No mo cough eeee fo miiiii!!! im huuuukkked on energies!!!
 
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*is dragged back into the thread...reluctantly* (This is going to be more fun than when nobody was still around.)

 
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Cog's undying passion and lust for Melkor (and somewhat coffee) will be difficult to conquer! (Am I the only one having problems with using the word "hard" in any context?)

This morbid attraction between these to must cease!

*Rolls Reluctantly into a ball and throws it at the love birds*

*They are getting Reluctant*

*Watches Coggie fight against his feelings and brake free from reluctancy*

Cog: NOOOOO MELKOR WILL BE MINE 4EVER!!!

Cava! Good thing you're here, you need to whip out that sword and incinerating attitude of yours!
 
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*sips rooibos-caramel tea and points cup to closed door*

Cava is right! Enough is enough! We wont stand for this any longer!

We will use Cava's long warrior hair and Maninchair's low self-esteem to trap Melkor and coffee once and for all!

First of all; Maninchair; How good do you look in women's clothing?



Approved. You are now our new mascot!vThe old one died in a.... caffeine... accident. Let's just say we don't allow Dormouse near any cats now.
As good as the ship I flew in on. In other words it's not going to work.
 

Polaris

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I wouldn't be able to socialise in a civil way if it wasn't for coffee. Does that mean I have to convert to Roiibos to be in here? It could get nasty.

-Hang on.....there's Melkor over there......hmmmmm.....he'd make a rather tasty drink. Bitter but nice, in a sort of masochistic way.

*puts Melkor through blender*
 

Cognisant

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Minuend said:
*Rolls Reluctantly into a ball and throws it at the love birds*
Don't be jealous, there's enough of me to go around.
And by all means Cava please join in, it's not a party without tentacles.

*lays on the floor, giggling in a puddle of drool*

Yeah I've been drinking.
 
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And by all means Cava please join in, it's not a party without tentacles.

I think not. I like to keep my tentacles clean.

I will partake in the Melkor slurpee though.* The inside of me can never get dirty enough.

*If the sexual overtones in that statement doesn't bring Melkor into this thread then it's proof his rotting corpse is lying in a gutter somewhere.
 
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Ah, Fukyo brought irrefutable evidence coffee lacks efficiency! It is settled then!

Don't be jealous, there's enough of me to go around.
And by all means Cava please join in, it's not a party without tentacles.
I don't know, you are rather scrawny..

Maybe aunt Alisa can fatten you up. On to the cookie house!

*If the sexual overtones in that statement doesn't bring Melkor into this thread then it's proof his rotting corpse is lying in a gutter somewhere.
Yay!
 

Firehazard159

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Best. Club. Ever.
 

SkyWalker

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coffee is an over-clocker, makes your cpu run out sooner

although its a bit milder than cocaine ;)
 
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