The Alliance

[The Fury]

My fellow humans, I have declared war upon Cognisant and his army of cyborgs. Those that wish to join me and take battle to the robots i ask that you only for your loyalty and your strength. Those things must be stopped. If I have to go it alone then I will, because I believe in humanity.

Together we will destroy this evil empire and bring us to our rightful place as masters of machines. Think of your families, your friends and i know you will do what is right.

Ask not what humanity can do for you but what you can do for humanity.

 

[RobertJ]

*Crushes The Empire*
No tagbacks.

 

[Melkor]

On a side note
:


Dear humans, I would like to kindly inform you, that in joining this mottley collection of fleshy toy soldiers (oh no sorry, one person does not grant a plural, does it?), you are not only sealing your fate as a very dark and excitable one, but you are also directly opposing Melkor.

While I trust some of you will find this particularily rousing, I can assure you, that the last human who opposed me is now living a very happy life.
In fact, the doctors say that there is a very good chance that he might walk again, and that if they try very hard, he just might be able to have a child!
If you wish life to be filled with sunshine and lollipops, and then a sticky, ironic end, then feel free to join the human cause.


Your good friend, MELKOR.


p.s

I might also add, that I have a special drawer in my machine empire office, which contains the most deligthful jellybeans money can buy.
But only those devoted to the machine cause may have one.


p.p.s

I also have another drawer, below that one, and it contains things which I only use on the rebels.
It is quite a small drawer, but I think the process of it's opening is somewhat terrifying...no less than twelve thousand previous rebels have confessed everything to me, once I squeak it only halfway open.
....perhaps it's because I'm too gentle...

 

[The Fury]

*shoots Melkor in the head and throws him outside*

 

[Melkor]

Sidenote:

Thanks to my non visible cybernetic implants, I am entirely immortal.

In fact, shooting me only grants me great pleasure..a pleasure which I will be inclined to share with you.



Watch your steps.

Watch your back.

I am watching.

 

[Fukyo]

*Big yawn*

I'm an immortal energy being and neither humans nor robots can harm me.Speaking of which the robots aren't exactly my most favorite creatures out there,in fact you might even say I loath them with burning passion.
With that being said,I join Fury's side.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I stand between the armies of the humans and robot.

I divide in two and attack in both directions!

 

[loveofreason]

*sneaks into the thread because she is the cybernetic daughter of the MachineDaddy, and musn't be seen here...*

psssttt.... Fury.... *whispers furtively to the noble heroic creature*

*fixes him with a penetrating gaze... nods once and leaves*

 

[The Fury]

-nods to Lor- I undestand, you best get back to Cog before he misses you. With all these lifeforms on our side , we shall surely win. Melkor, i know you wish to join us. You must resist the lure of the Cog side of the force.

 

[Sugarpop]

I will join as the EMP-grenadier ninja.

 

[Melkor]

Hrm... you're right... there is something about a doomed, forbidden, ill planned and futile alliance that really gets me hot.... but really... what about my office and my toys? I know!! I'll be on both sides!!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

The dinos will observe as you destroy each other.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

And the alliance base they had no idea, the machines were listening...

 

[Cobra]

Attention futile human race! We want... 01110101!
I, Cobra, Executive Director of Military Research for the Empire, am currently conducting a survey! The purpose of the survey is to discern by which chemicals inferior humans most enjoy being killed. Sign up is at The Empire's stronghold. You need not bring a pen. The survey will be conducted via wi-fi. Good night and may your death be a pleasant one... ... ...

May it? I don't really know... *rubs neck* I was actually just sayin' that... It sounded... idk warm? Oh well-Borg ya later!

 

[The Fury]

Shouldn't you be with the dinosaurs Cobra. You look more like one. Don't you see, Cog has torn you away from what you were meant to be. If you defeat us humans, what then. Do you think Cog will stop there. No, the dinos will be next. Where will you stand the? Will you truly betray everything you are. And for what? A machine who doesn't even respect you.

 

[loveofreason]

*pats Fury from the shadows*

 

[naberus]

I'll support you guys in spirit ......cognisant too
*breaks out the popcorn for all to enjoy*

 

[Fleur]

This catlike creature named Fleur has decided to ally with humans. Although...who will pay more? No...if the Empire wins, I won't be able to get my valerian! Yep, I will join the human side.

 

[Cobra]

Shouldn't you be with the dinosaurs Cobra. You look more like one. Don't you see, Cog has torn you away from what you were meant to be. If you defeat us humans, what then. Do you think Cog will stop there. No, the dinos will be next. Where will you stand the? Will you truly betray everything you are. And for what? A machine who doesn't even respect you.

Hmm... Me? Look like a dinosaur? Back in the day I used to always want to join up with the Dinobots from Transformers. Man, that show was funny! But anyway, what was I borging about? Yeah... Maybe we're going about this the wrong way... What if what we're fighting for is not really real? What if it's all just a glitch in the mainframe waiting to be fixed...?

But then again, destroy all humans! *slaps Fury on the back genuinely*

Borg you later, guys!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

All your base are belong to us.

@-Cobra
What do we want 117 of?
01110101 = 117

 

[Melkor]

117 is the spartan code of the mastercheif.




So we have the masterchief on our side?

he is more machine than man.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Doesn’t matter if he's human, Cortana is an AI, and seemingly his girlfriend.
She's always telling him what to do

 

[Melkor]

-laughs-


Good point Cog, very god point.

"Hey chief! Stick this datachip into that port!"


-masterchief pasues-

"The one labelled 'human incinerator?"

"No!

The one labelled plasma based biomass warhead"

-masterchief pauses-

"Right..thats the green one?"

 

[The Fury]

Hey Masterchief, Cog called your mum a slapper.

"Why'd he do that, it wasn't very nice."

*Chief picks up Cog and tears him apart piece by piece*

"Wait a second do I even have a mother?"

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*John 117 hears voices in his helmut, Cortana & Cognisant... having a good time*

 

[Melkor]

Do elaborate dearest Cog, what would you mean by a 'goodtime'?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ah, so many things... I'll tell you when your older.

Appropriatly old:
http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=433

 

[Melkor]

Yes master....

Oh I see.....

You were..... interfacing?

 

[Cobra]

All your base are belong to us.

:-O

I hope they of the Alliance realize that we are merely utilizing [YP-77] for destroy all humans. It's not like all their base are belong to us, or anything.

Then the time is nigh. It's up6r4d3 time:

MODEL: YP-7700
CODENAME: /\/\4ri1773

@-Cobra
What do we want 117 of?
01110101 = 117

01110101 also = the human letter "u," a 13375p34k abbreviation for the 2nd party. Duh.

 

[Carnap]

Holy shit. Sorry to break up the flow of this.... this....

you are all nerds.

I am out of here.

 

[Cobra]

you are all nerds.

n00bzor.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Geeks actually, get your terms right.

“Nerds” are socially inept people.
While “Geeks” are technically skilled socially inept people.

Geek > Nerd

 

[echoplex]

I refuse to take a side until I know fully what the robots are capable of. After all, it's not like humans are particularly great themselves.

 

[Sugarpop]

Geeks actually, get your terms right.

“Nerds” are socially inept people.
While “Geeks” are technically skilled socially inept people.

Geek > Nerd

Nerd nɚd is a term often bearing a derogatory connotation or stereotype, that refers to a person who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests rather than engaging in more social or popular activities. Therefore, a nerd is often excluded from physical activity and considered a loner by peers, or will tend to associate with like-minded people.

The word geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs. The 1976 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary included only the definition regarding geek shows.

Yep.

 

[The Fury]

Robots please, stay in your own thread unless you intend to attack us. Those are the rules. Remember, rules are there to make the games safe, not fun.


p.s. you guys really are nerds, ie people who passionately pursues intellectual activities, esoteric knowledge, or other obscure interests rather than engaging in more social or popular activities

 

[Artifice Orisit]

stay in your own thread unless you intend to attack us

*Kicks Fury* Is that better?

 

[The Fury]

Oww, yes

You're still nerds though.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

"a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, etc."

Geek.

I'll also accept Geek-Nerd.

 

[loveofreason]

*Gives her "Daddy" a hug while pouring acid down his back*

*winks at Fury*

 

[Fukyo]

Well Fury,are we going to do something about the robots or not?

 

[The Fury]

Oh right, we're at war aren't we. I think we've already won, even the robots seem to prefer this thread.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Robot tactics 101, invasion and sabotage.

Invasion: Well I'm here aren’t I?

Sabotage: Derailing your thread for fun and victory.

 

[loveofreason]

We should talk about flesh, Fury, and the pleasures thereof.

It will revolt them.

 

[Jordan~]

Nonsense, our flesh is just better and less suicidal.

 

[Waterstiller]

At what point do you stop being human?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Objectively: It's irrelevant.

Subjectively: When the notion of humanity becomes irrelevant to you.

 

[loveofreason]

What if one was never human from the start, hmm....?

What's your stance on aliens?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Are you sure you want an answer? ...be very sure.

It'll be a long one.

 

[loveofreason]

hmm.... I'll be interested to hear what you come up with...

just sit in this curiously bulky chair with the bracelets and adjustable built-in crown.... and tell me.

 

[The Fury]

I think Cog and all his other robot friends want to be human. They see a part of them that they left behind in order to become "superior" beings. Yet now they feel the pain of their loss. Their only option is to destroy all humans so they won't have to be reminded of all they have given up to be synthetic lifeforms.

Pathetic really.