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Cognisant

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So apparently there's this medieval fair thing that goes on sometimes and it partially involves people in homemade armour bashing the living shit out of each other with sword like sticks, sounds like fun, got introduced to a guy who knows all about it just this evening.

Seems that's what I'll be doing this May, maybe even participating.

Getting to make my own arms and armour intrigues me, the weapons are tape covered sticks (thick sticks it sounds like; probably like broom handles) and there's no jabbing allowed, so basically it sounds like medium sticks, long sticks and very long +10ft sticks, plush shields, I wonder what the rules are with shield bashing...

The best idea I've come up with thus far is a long tower shield which can be handled with either arm, with dual scabbards inside, so I can duck behind it, swapping the shield and weapon arms in one smooth motion and pop out the other side, hopefully taking my opponent off guard.

Or if I can bash with the edge of a shield I'll make two forearm shields and essentially punch my way to victory, not that it's likely, but anyway.

Then there's Nightmare from Soul Calibre, I'm not a small guy and I can bulk up by May, then have a big ass sword in my right hand, a three fingered armoured fist on my left, I can do some things with springs and mechanical leverage that'll make punch and squeeze power significantly stronger, again this is very unlikely to work.
 

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So apparently there's this medieval fair thing that goes on sometimes and it partially involves people in homemade armour bashing the living shit out of each other with sword like sticks, sounds like fun, got introduced to a guy who knows all about it just this evening.

Seems that's what I'll be doing this May, maybe even participating.

Getting to make my own arms and armour intrigues me, the weapons are tape covered sticks (thick sticks it sounds like; probably like broom handles) and there's no jabbing allowed, so basically it sounds like medium sticks, long sticks and very long +10ft sticks, plush shields, I wonder what the rules are with shield bashing...

The best idea I've come up with thus far is a long tower shield which can be handled with either arm, with dual scabbards inside, so I can duck behind it, swapping the shield and weapon arms in one smooth motion and pop out the other side, hopefully taking my opponent off guard.

Or if I can bash with the edge of a shield I'll make two forearm shields and essentially punch my way to victory, not that it's likely, but anyway.

Then there's Nightmare from Soul Calibre, I'm not a small guy and I can bulk up by May, then have a big ass sword in my right hand, a three fingered armoured fist on my left, I can do some things with springs and mechanical leverage that'll make punch and squeeze power significantly stronger, again this is very unlikely to work.
I've always had a question about sWord fighting as I've had only one experience. The teacher set us up and gave each of us a sword. My opponent was in his teens so he was going to be much faster than I. But I was weight lifting and had strong arms. So I instead of pointing at him I took my sword and slammed it against his trying to knock it away or out of his hand. The instructor said that was not allowed. Why not?
 

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Were they your swords or the instructor's swords?

A broken wooden sword could be just as deadly as a real one, I dunno :confused:
 

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The thought of bashing the shit out of someone with a sword, whilst wearing armour intrigues me. The thought of cutting them to little prices intrigues me more. If I could, I would be wielding a katana. Perfect slashing weapon.
 

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I've always had a question about sWord fighting as I've had only one experience. The teacher set us up and gave each of us a sword. My opponent was in his teens so he was going to be much faster than I. But I was weight lifting and had strong arms. So I instead of pointing at him I took my sword and slammed it against his trying to knock it away or out of his hand. The instructor said that was not allowed. Why not?

Aren't you more likely to lose your stance by doing that anyway? All he has to do is release his pressure, reducing your balance, and roll around your swing and you are open to a kick or punch. Kind of like countering in boxing.
 

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hmm?

Sounds like the Society for Creative Anachronism.

Good times.
 

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I did a Cardboard Tube Knight fight - I forget the exact name, there's a society for it. They have cardboard tubes (the kind wrapping paper comes on) and lots of boxes and tape. You make some armor, team up and bash the heck out of the other team. It was a sponsored event so we had a bagpiper in full regalia and a clean up crew.

What a blast. The tyro was quite good and really lit into it. I think it awoke my Irish genes to go against a worthy foe with that music in the background.
 

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ancient combat...

either it was WAYYYYYY lamer than we portray it as today. I mean seriously...knives and arms...yes cool...but imagine what the average size of a common warrior was back then? and then picture a bunch of dudes running at eachother and trying to awkwardly stay alive, not hack your best buddy to death...much alike how we glorify things like the OBL assassination...it wasnt anything that exciting. just a few dudes with rifles walked iinto a house and capped his ass...

lame.

or..

it was just kickass beyond imagination. :elephant: riding an elephant around with a big ol spear and just pickin bitches off...awesome.


either way, yes make your own armor. now.

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I've always had a question about sWord fighting as I've had only one experience. The teacher set us up and gave each of us a sword. My opponent was in his teens so he was going to be much faster than I. But I was weight lifting and had strong arms. So I instead of pointing at him I took my sword and slammed it against his trying to knock it away or out of his hand. The instructor said that was not allowed. Why not?

Aren't you more likely to lose your stance by doing that anyway? All he has to do is release his pressure, reducing your balance, and roll around your swing and you are open to a kick or punch. Kind of like countering in boxing.

Yeah completely, I have actually been involved in sword fighting (at open tournaments, had bouts against national champions and Olympic people.. etc {not that I could beat them but I tried :P}) he doesn't even need to make contact with your sword if he plays it right. The thing is in that situation he wouldn't understand what to do so you would probably win....

You said point so if my sword was pointed at you and you went for my sword I would just drop it half an inch flick it back up and lunge at you. With you being off balance You wouldn't be able to recover in the half second it takes to hit you. Depending on how you swing I would just change how I reacted and kill you :D
 

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I've always had this weird geek-fantasy boy fascination for katanas and katar(a)s.

Can I join you, pls pls pls? I promise I won't kick your arse too hard ;)

(Oh and, I think some epic music is in order)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
 

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Katar(a)s are amazing. The cool ones split into three or have mini guns on them.
 

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scenario:

you + 1 sword/sharp thingy of your choice

vs.

very large and hungry grizzly bear


who wins?
 

TheScornedReflex

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scenario:

you + 1 sword/sharp thingy of your choice

vs.

very large and hungry grizzly bear


who wins?

The sword I choose happens to be connected to a giant Death Robot... Of Doom. I think the bear is fucked.
 

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I am a giant Death Robot Of Doom so my sword being connected to one is a given.

:D
 

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hmm?

Sounds like the Society for Creative Anachronism.

Good times.

Yup. If i get some time in the future, i hope to get more involved. I went for a little while years back.
 
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