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Sexually frustrated seal accosts penguin

Oblivious

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex.
The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.
WHY GOD WHY??
 

Wisp

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@_@... I think my mind broke...
 

Wisp

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Yeah. Really.
 

Cabbo Pearimo

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See! They're an intelligent species! I was right all along! AHAHAHA!.

Dirty wee seal.
 

Agapooka

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#9
Zoophilism is a qualificative for intelligence?

It wouldn't really be bestiality, seeing as there was no human component to the two score and five minute copulatory interaction. Then again, zoophilism is defined as being a sexual attraction to animals, therefore categorising all non-asexual animals as zoophilists. Is there not a word for animals that attempt to breed with a different species?! How frustrating.

Time to invent one, in case it doesn't exist.

copulinteralispeciarism o.O
 

Oblivious

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How about Xenophilia?

But damn now that I think of it I am pretty much a Xenophiliac myself.
 

Linsejko

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I actually went and read the entire article.

My respect for BBC is slightly higher now. There were so many references in that article.

I'm certain the author was smirking the entire time.

xD

.L
 
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