Sexual deviancy

[lightspeed]

It depends on how horny I am.

 

[Minuend]

I sense an invitation!

*gets out party hat, balloons and innuendo*

You can be my sexual deviancy anytime you like, cheesy ;]

 

[cheese]

Cool, you're something new, I'm something old, and here's a little, ooh, a little, uh token thing of mine you can borrow. We'll make a Frankensteinian bride out of us yet!

Now we just need Melon.

 

[DarkGreen]

blech. im not planning on having sex ever. i like hugs and hand holding, maybe kissing. im a little sad there wasnt an abstinence option. i mean if you really love the person, why would you disrespect them like that? i remember finding a guy i liked and i couldnt say anything, i was so scared i'd hurt his feelings. >M< so i've decided to be single but im not a man hater. what i want is a relationship where i can respect somebody and get that back. a friendly type thing that naturally evolves. >,, n,, < talking about love also ruins my cool. ahhhhhhhh i just have to give up when i start loving someone because im frustrated, maybe? it's not worth talking about it! T_T

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Speaking of sexual deviancy.

I was hiding in the university library a few days ago; just sitting in some hidden corner reading. A reasonably attractive girl sat down next to me. Over a course of an hour she kept gradually moving closer until she was leaning into me and rubbing her legs against mine. At that current point in time it appeared to me that I must know this person else they would not be so close. I turned and asked her whether or not I knew her. She replied with 'I don't think so.' The supposition I verbalized was that she must want to also read the book. I turned the book to face both of us. Both of us were becoming less ignorant of cancer wards in soviet russia. Another hour passed and I announced I must leave to class. I gave her the book and left.

I was explaining to a friend in class about what just had occurred and he said that the girl must have been into me. I swore my head off in frustration in the middle of class. I don't particularly don't care that the professor has 4 doctorates.

Her and I could have been sexually deviant together. I'm now depressed.

 

[Thaklaar]

Dude, that...that just makes me sad. Seriously, teared up a little.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Lol, how could you have missed that.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

I will just hang around the same area of the library like I normally do in my breaks. She may reappear. Maybe she is stalking me.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I doubt it, you had your chance. She's moved on....to the fiction section.

 

[pjoa09]

i think i will go for 2. I just fear anal. it hurts them it makes my dick dirty its really unhygienic.

i'd get it from the back but never stick it in the wrong hole.

i think id go for mammary sex. but not anal

 

[pjoa09]

I doubt it, you had your chance. She's moved on....to the fiction section.

who knows... if she was stalking him.. the best suprise wouldve been to be ravished in that same library.

think about it.. the stalked crush. ur best day wouldve been.

 

[SpaceYeti]

blech. im not planning on having sex ever. i like hugs and hand holding, maybe kissing. im a little sad there wasnt an abstinence option. i mean if you really love the person, why would you disrespect them like that? i remember finding a guy i liked and i couldnt say anything, i was so scared i'd hurt his feelings. >M< so i've decided to be single but im not a man hater. what i want is a relationship where i can respect somebody and get that back. a friendly type thing that naturally evolves. >,, n,, < talking about love also ruins my cool. ahhhhhhhh i just have to give up when i start loving someone because im frustrated, maybe? it's not worth talking about it! T_T

You're sexually deviant in that you apparently do not desire to have sex due to some peculiar and false belief that it's disrespectful.

 

[Lex]

blech. im not planning on having sex ever. i like hugs and hand holding, maybe kissing. im a little sad there wasnt an abstinence option. i mean if you really love the person, why would you disrespect them like that? i remember finding a guy i liked and i couldnt say anything, i was so scared i'd hurt his feelings. >M< so i've decided to be single but im not a man hater. what i want is a relationship where i can respect somebody and get that back. a friendly type thing that naturally evolves. >,, n,, < talking about love also ruins my cool. ahhhhhhhh i just have to give up when i start loving someone because im frustrated, maybe? it's not worth talking about it! T_T

What makes you think sex is disrespectful? Its almost more disrespectful to NOT want to have sex with someone you love...like saying "I love you, but I think your penis is icky even though its a natural part of you, so keep it away from all of my viable orifices please."

***If this is a joke thing, then please ignore all of the above- I'm new here, therefore I like to COVER MY ASS.

(I would put myself at an average of 3 on this scale, with possible 4 (or even 5, to hell with it) depending on the circumstances.)

 

[DarkGreen]

no, i'm saying that when a person is in love they should wait to have sex until marriage to build those sexual bridges and because i'm SO incompetent i can't even talk to someone i like. i can't be the only one on this site of misfits who thinks this way! other people are probably scared to speak up. also, shouldn't this thread include an abstinence option? just to compare to other people. getting that kind of data is useful if you want to measure this population of people's sexual behavior's. we could make cumulative frequency charts and standard deviation figure's out the wazoo. also, i'm sorry if my sensitivity is bothersome and offensive i can understand that, but i still don't understand the concept of having sex before your married. it's disrespectful to think of someone like that when they might not want you to. you can't ask, 'are you thinking sexually of me'? because most people will be startled, they might think it's a trap even if i truly want to know. i can't reconcile myself with the fact that someone can have sex and then walk away, one night stands are so mean. a good test to see if he or she is serious is abruptly telling them, 'i believe in sex after marriage', and see how they react. did you know in the 1950's the most popular song in America was 'Love and Marriage' by Frank Sinatra, it's true. now we have people who are willing to shake it for free. what was miley cyrus about 'dancing'? she was stripping on stage! there was a pole! people buy her records though. i'm not trying to tell a man his penis is small, it's a part of the body and i know that but you know it's not the MOST important part. this is my thinking, and because it's so hard to find a like mind i just gave up. i absolutely stopped caring but not after some thought. why is doing it with someone you don't love so great? why do people come with baggage? i won't accept it in my relationships, this half-hearted 'love'.

 

[cheese]

there was a pole!

This line jumped out at me.


This... I don't even know what to do with this.

i'm not trying to tell a man his penis is small

 

[AlisaD]

no, i'm saying that when a person is in love they should wait to have sex until marriage to build those sexual bridges and because i'm SO incompetent i can't even talk to someone i like. i can't be the only one on this site of misfits who thinks this way! other people are probably scared to speak up. also, shouldn't this thread include an abstinence option? just to compare to other people. getting that kind of data is useful if you want to measure this population of people's sexual behavior's. we could make cumulative frequency charts and standard deviation figure's out the wazoo. also, i'm sorry if my sensitivity is bothersome and offensive i can understand that, but i still don't understand the concept of having sex before your married. it's disrespectful to think of someone like that when they might not want you to. you can't ask, 'are you thinking sexually of me'? because most people will be startled, they might think it's a trap even if i truly want to know. i can't reconcile myself with the fact that someone can have sex and then walk away, one night stands are so mean. a good test to see if he or she is serious is abruptly telling them, 'i believe in sex after marriage', and see how they react. did you know in the 1950's the most popular song in America was 'Love and Marriage' by Frank Sinatra, it's true. now we have people who are willing to shake it for free. what was miley cyrus about 'dancing'? she was stripping on stage! there was a pole! people buy her records though. i'm not trying to tell a man his penis is small, it's a part of the body and i know that but you know it's not the MOST important part. this is my thinking, and because it's so hard to find a like mind i just gave up. i absolutely stopped caring but not after some thought. why is doing it with someone you don't love so great? why do people come with baggage? i won't accept it in my relationships, this half-hearted 'love'.

Oh dear child, relax a bit, it's jut sex.

It's quite enjoyable, and contrary to what you may think, it's rarely mean.
It's just human contact - have you ever had a perfectly wonderful conversation with a complete stranger you were never going to see again? Well, there's a one-night stand for you

 

[giaduck]

I'd put myself at a 3.5 but no anal, thanks. I've had threesomes, but seriously anal? It freaking hurts. So matter how many times (I'm looking at you SpaceYeti) you try it, it still hurts. Sex for me is about pleasure, not about feeling like I'm taking a big fat dump that hurts my butt and comes back in.

 

[kantor1003]

DarkGreen: Wow. Why is sex only disrespectful before marriage, not after? I really can't see no reason why you shouldn't drop your pants before saying yes to a priest.
Have you ever desired sex? Masturbated? If not, then I guess puberty hasn't hit you in full yet, or you are a defect human (from an evolutionary perspective that is). Wish I was defect in the matter too though.

 

[DarkGreen]

it's good data. i'm sorry.