Oh..well....ermm....hrmm..ahh....no..wait...

[Melkor]

Well...this doesn't seem to have worked.

I thought the general idea was that I seemed to gain some moral highground by inhuming such a ban upon myself, but instead, I seem to be fettered in bonds..

GREAT!
JUST GREAT.

I guess if anyone wants to keep me company in Siberia (it gets cold here you know) then they are very welcome.

And bring cookies, and a fork...because I'm incapable of feeding/defending myself at current.

Wondeful..just wonderfull..

You're all going to die.

 

[Kidege]

Um... I could have told you it wouldn't work.

But... you're usually well behaved.

So I'll sit here quietly and share a bag of cookies with you.


(Hush now. No more tantrums, okay?)

 

[Melkor]

I don't know.... Would you be prepared to loosen my chains a little so I may, if I choose, throw such a tantrum?

 

[Fukyo]

You're all going to die.

What's the matter Melly,depressed eh?

Here,have some cake.It tastes like sorrow,with a perfectly rich coating of misery.

Hey,if you're bored in the Siberia,you can always help me come up with a user title.

 

[Red Mage]

Aren't you going to claim some sort of victory over Face in light of her recent announcement?

 

[Kidege]

If he did he'd probably end up doing more time in Siberia.

 

[Red Mage]

Totally worth it.

 

[Anthile]

What about your other thread, Melkor? That unapproved one.


*hands a milkshake*

 

[Felan]

*pops in and starts to recite Vogon poetry*

 

[Melkor]

Oh, nevermind Anthile, every post I make is a bother to you, whats the point. Say, can I have a milkshake? This poetry is wonderful, miles better than mine!

 

[Anthile]

Nothing is a bother for me, dear Melkor. And yes, you can have a milkshake.

 

[Melkor]

Ah... You are a true brother Anthile, I shall remember this honourable deed. YOU HAVE MY SWORD!

 

[loveofreason]

Silence prisoner!​

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I never realized I had epilepsy; until lor and the demon cat came along.

 

[The Fury]

Hey Melkor, why were you banished to Siberia. Did that mean old Lor and her evil epileptic fit inducing cat put you here.

 

[loveofreason]

Sorry Adair... collateral damage.

*Glues Melkor's eyes open ...and Fury's too for good measure.*

 

[The Fury]

*stares at cat for five minutes to make sure he doesn't have epilepsy*

Well my eyes are sore but I don't have epilepsy. My parents believed I had once when they couldn't wake me up.

 

[cheese]

Melon popsicle!


*edit
That cat is a hazard.

 

[snowqueen]

Hello Melkor,

Here's a little rabbit stew for you and a chip buttie on the side.

[wipes the glue out of Melkor's eyes] that seems a little unnecessary.

[wonders why she cares at all]

 

[Red Mage]

[wonders what the hell a chip buttie is]

[looks it up on Wikipedia]

Sick.

 

[loveofreason]

[wonders why she cares at all]

*slaps snowqueen*

Wake up!

It's the accent snowqueen... damn, I must find a gag big enough... before the evil creature bewitches anyone else with its accent....

*edit
That cat is a hazard.

OH...

You really think so?

Could I not leave it there long enough to torture Melkor?

please

 

[cheese]

I made no value judgement on hazards.

- anticipates fatal seizures -

Carry on!

 

[loveofreason]

Well you know Melkor specifically announced he was defenceless... in chains... and requested that visitors bring a fork...

did you bring your fork, cheese?

 

[Fukyo]

I have a fork right here.

 

[loveofreason]

Is it sharp?

Fukyo... can you use it?

Would you like to be chief torture-ress?

 

[Fukyo]

Affirmative on all three questions.

 

[loveofreason]

Stab the wretch!

 

[Kidege]

[wonders what the hell a chip buttie is]

[looks it up on Wikipedia]

Sick.

*cringes*

Don't let Saffy hear you.

...

Can we have a bonfire and marshmallows too?

 

[cheese]

I always have a fork in my person.

Now melon will too <3

 

[Fukyo]

*Stabs Melkor*

No use,he only giggles!

 

[saffyangelis]

[wonders what the hell a chip buttie is]

[looks it up on Wikipedia]

Sick.

That had better be cool sick, and not disgusting sick.

*Waves a crowbar menacingly*

 

[Sugarpop]

That had better be cool sick, and not disgusting sick.

*Waves a crowbar menacingly*

http://home.online.no/~bjuk/mat/smalahove.jpg sick

 

[NoID10ts]

When will the little bastard be let out of his cage? The quality of the forum is improving, and we can't have that, now can we?

Okay, so the quality thing is bullshit, but still ...............

 

[loveofreason]

You think I'm going to let him out now I finally have him in here!?

Show me your fork Noddy - Cheese and Fukyo could use some help.

It's public forking time for Melkor!

ps. he'll be out in time for his birthday... just enough time for us to cook up some horrid surprise, no?​

 

[cheese]

- forks Melkor ruthlessly -

 

[Melkor]

-whistles to himself, because the amount of chains wrapped round him function as a near impentratable suit fo chaimail-

Oh...the fishing pool, is nice and cool, to catch a fish...sssooooo juicy sweeett!

 

[The Fury]

You people are violating the Geneva Convention relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War.

Desist immediately or I'll contact the UN and they'll order you to stop and if you don't, well, they can't do anything about it but they'll be somewhat irked.

 

[Melkor]

Yeah..but I'm a prisoner of love, I don't have any rights.

Thanks for trying though.

 

[loveofreason]

I believe the Geneva Convention applies only to the treatment of ...humans?

Melkor:

Ahh... . such circumstances and still your wit exceeds your.... ummm... your wit is excessive.

*makes note that visitors shall be required to bring knives as well as forks.*

 

[Melkor]

Hmm....

Welcome back Lor.

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!???

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor my dear... I am always here.

Even in the worst of your fevers I am here... seeing to it that you are safe... that lucidity returns.


*wipes Melkor's brow*

*whispers*

...but I fear your ordeal here is not yet over...


*carefully... kindly, administers an injection*

...something to help you dream...

 

[NoID10ts]

It's public forking time for Melkor!

​

^ This is two letters away from being skin crawlingly frightening.

 

[Anthile]

^ This is two letters away from being skin crawlingly frightening.

I laughed. Hard. Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing.

 

[Melkor]

I think that was Lors intention.


Orgies are hard with chains involved.


Erghhhhhh deep sleep..


must.....not.....fall.....tooooo............darkness....


mehhhhhh




...

 

[cheese]

I was hard as well so I think it's ok.

 

[Fukyo]

*Pokes Melkor with a fork in the eye*
*A popping sound is heard*

Ooops....

 

[loveofreason]

Sleep!?

*Checks vial*

No... something's wrong...

that was actually an extremely active psychedelic....

 

[NoID10ts]

Orgies are hard with chains involved.



...

Then you're not doing it right.

 

[Melkor]

-Deep within his subconscious, Melkor takes a little walk, dodging all the horrible sights that lurk nearby with the smallest of giggles.
Finally, he makes it to the control room, a little blue policebox in the corner, and after little searching, he finds the button labelled 'tyrrible deymone transmofation'

 

[loveofreason]

*wonders why Melkor is suddenly so still and silent... and turning a funny colour*


From nowhere ash and sulphur suddenly fill the air...


Noddy... everyone... this may be a good time for us to leave....