Oh..well....ermm....hrmm..ahh....no..wait...

[Melkor]

*Melkor and Lor in Unison*

YES!-YES!

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A LOW-LIFE, MORON ASSED, SNEAK-FACED,SLICKSKANKED GUTTERSNIPE WITH THE MIND OF A HALF-NUDE LEPRECHAUN LACED WITH ARSENIC!!!!!!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

Your lives would be incomplete without me. Admit it.

 

[loveofreason]

*hugs knees and doodles in the warm ashes with a charcoal-tipped stick*

*draws a funny cockcroach with lightbeams round its head*

*sighs contentedly*

*looks up at the scudding clouds*

*frowns*

You know Melkor, I can't help but think we're forgetting something...

*starts as the first spits of rain hit the embers with a hiss*

!

Umbrella!

 

[NoID10ts]

The cold, wet ashes of dead Noddy cake up around love's feet like gentle little hugs. Will she have no fond memories of all his blue goodness ............ and badness, that she secretly thought was goodness? No fond memories of all the murder and mayhem? No secret smiles for the degrading sexual advances? No chills for all the stolen grabs and pokes? No comfort taken in all that wonderful advice? The laughs? The cries? The profuse and blood laced vomiting? No love at all for poor, sweet little Noddy?
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Who can blame you?

Noddy was a horrible beast, worthy only of death.

Good Riddance.

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