Oh..well....ermm....hrmm..ahh....no..wait...

[NoID10ts]

-Deep within his subconscious, Melkor takes a little walk, dodging all the horrible sights that lurk nearby with the smallest of giggles.
Finally, he makes it to the control room, a little blue policebox in the corner, and after little searching, he finds the button labelled 'tyrrible deymone transmofation'

It's always been in the "on" position, are you finally going to turn it "off"?

 

[snowqueen]

[snowqueen remembers why she cares]

[Melkor is nicer to be around than the Beast who views INTPs with contempt but somehow can't leave us alone]

[sits down next to Melkor while he's tripping]

[wipes a little bit of dribble from the side of Melkor's mouth]

... sigh

 

[NoID10ts]

[snowqueen remembers why she cares]

[Melkor is nicer to be around than the Beast who views INTPs with contempt but somehow can't leave us alone]

[sits down next to Melkor while he's tripping]

[wipes a little bit of dribble from the side of Melkor's mouth]

... sigh

Perhaps if we release Melkor, he can kill the beast, who shall remain nameless. Maybe Melkor can send him psychic death signals and cause his brain to implode with nasty thoughts.

 

[Melkor]

I could sure as hell try!

Or maybe I'll just max out the cute factor and make his head explode with rainbows.

But I think that'd have dangerous personal repercussions.

I might go blonde.....

 

[Red Mage]

Win/Win.

 

[NoID10ts]

I could sure as hell try!

Or maybe I'll just max out the cute factor and make his head explode with rainbows.

I suspect this may have already happened on its own.

But I think that'd have dangerous personal repercussions.

I might go blonde.....

Shit, man. No one wants that.

 

[snowqueen]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Morgoth
I could sure as hell try!

Or maybe I'll just max out the cute factor and make his head explode with rainbows.

I suspect this may have already happened on its own.
[snowqueen nods vigorously]

Quote:
But I think that'd have dangerous personal repercussions.

I might go blonde.....

Shit, man. No one wants that.

Oh I don't know - could be interestingly terrifying.

But you're right is not worth taking on. I'm just going to hide here and stay out of trouble.

 

[Toad]

I miss FACE!!!

 

[loveofreason]

*eye twitches*

All this talk of cuteness and blondeness...

Melkor really is too dangerous to let out.

For the sake of the forum I'm going to throw away the key...


umm... snowqueen? Here... wrap him up warmly in this oversized fuzzy bunny rug covered with angelic sprites and giggling teddy-bears....

Anyone want to sing something soothing?

...I'll be baking chocolate cup-cakes for when he comes down from the drugs, ok?

 

[Kidege]

Kidege sings Hush, hush mellymuffin

 

[Melkor]

Damn..doesn't my infraction end today?

I'm scared and lonely....

 

[Fukyo]

*Pats Melkor on the head* ^^

 

[Melkor]

what!?
A WHOLE YEAR!!!!!?????//

I SHALL GO MAD WITH RAGGGEEE!!!

 

[loveofreason]

I shall fuel the empire of my mind with your rage dear Melkor!

... your every tortured twist and shudder of soul is the sweetest sustenance to me...


Burn demon boy... burn...

 

[NoID10ts]

I shall fuel the empire of my mind with your rage dear Melkor!

... your every tortured twist and shudder of soul is the sweetest sustenance to me...


Burn demon boy... burn...

This turned me on a little.

Is that weird?

 

[Red Mage]

Nope, it seems perfectly characteristic of you.

 

[loveofreason]

I thought that was your normal reaction to my posts...

 

[NoID10ts]

Look at that little tongue .......... and that winking eye ..........

Oh yeah, that's where it's at ...............

 

[loveofreason]

Shall we find ourselves a dark, comfortable wall dear Noddy, and leave these good folk to their suffering?

 

[NoID10ts]

As long as we stay close enough to hear the suffering in the background.

* Kicks Melkor in the head then stabs him in the ear with a green bean for lack of something better to stab him in the ear with *

 

[Tyria]

Poor Melkor. *gets first aid kit*

 

[Melkor]

-weeps and hugs crimson knight-


I just wanted to be lovedddddd!!!!!!!!!
and you know, bring the human race to it's knees, become the perosnfication of all that is evil, and enslave the universe!

But love was on the agenda someplace!

 

[loveofreason]

*hears Melkor crying*

Wait Noddy! That noise is inhuman!

We must put an end to it!

*grabs Noddy's smelly socks and the tennis ball inexplicably stuffed in this underpants*

*races back to Crimson and shoves them into his hands*

Here - improvise a gag! pronto!

*scampers away with hands over ears*

 

[NoID10ts]

Hey, give back my tennis ball, I need it for counter balance purposes!

 

[loveofreason]

*looks at Noddy*

arrrh... right.

So what are the fish hooks and lead sinkers for?

 

[Melkor]

eppp..

Not long til I'm freeeee...


Yes...freedom...like a breath of wind upon the face of a newborn..


HURRY THE HELL UP.

 

[NoID10ts]

They are for hanging ornaments.

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor's making itchy born-again sounds Noddy...

we might need some of your holy water to keep him calm. And warm.

 

[NoID10ts]

Melkor's making itchy born-again sounds Noddy...

we might need some of your holy water to keep him calm. And warm.

To give him "Holy Water", I'll need my tennis ball and fish hooks back for reasons I don't care to go into right now.

 

[loveofreason]

I ...er... won't ask...

...but the tennis ball is rather firmly wedged in Melkor's mouth just now...

 

[NoID10ts]

Well why didn't you say so! I can work with that.

 

[Melkor]

Er...lor..thats not my mouth....thats my demon face-mask.

 

[loveofreason]

It is!?

oh jeez... so hard to tell the difference when they're both so cute.


Anyway... it's been a long terrible week... I don't want anyone to freeze to death... you're both released... any minute now.

 

[Melkor]

This topic was so much fun!


*summons a vortex of demons and back-flips to safety*

 

[NoID10ts]

Demon orgy!

And Melkor's not here to enjoy it!

Yay!

.......... heehee, those horns tickle ............ oooo ........ I like it when you put your tail there .............

 

[Melkor]

*Melkor runs while screaming and doesn't stop until he hits the wall of oblivion*

 

[loveofreason]

*oblivion outright rejects such a hyper intrusion and spits Melkor back out into the harrowing sands of reality... where many many hungry creatures are waiting for his ass*

 

[NoID10ts]

Melkor's bony little ass makes for a light meal, no?

 

[loveofreason]

hehe... you need to try it with sausage maybe?

 

[NoID10ts]

Your just trying to set me up with that sausage comment, aren't you?

It's too easy.

 

[loveofreason]

I admit it. You are.

But that's why I love you.

 

[Melkor]

*Melkor wrecthes form below the pair, sickened by their acts of 'Romance', he tries to crawl to a shadow*

 

[NoID10ts]

Sometimes I play hard to get!

* lies down and shackles self to floor *

If you can catch me, you can have me.

See?

 

[Melkor]

*Melkor jumps up, and pulling out a spare perpetually light cigarette, sets Noddy on fire*


^_^


Hey, Lor, want to go get a pizza?

 

[loveofreason]

Melkor baby!

Actually... I'd kinda like to toast marshmallows over this rosy blaze here...

*blushes*

 

[NoID10ts]

* Out from the depths of the fire comes a crispy voice *

"You backstabbing whore! And that goes for your too, love"

 

[loveofreason]

*feels warm and toasty*

 

[NoID10ts]

me too.

 

[Melkor]

*roasts some chestnuts*


Hm..

I didn't think he'd burn this long...

unless...

COMPRESSED GASES?


DUCK AND COVER!


*Grabs Lor and hides beneath a bench*

 

[NoID10ts]

What did your humble and kind-hearted friend, Noddy, ever do to deserve such abject hatred from you two?

Have I ever been anything but gentle, and loving, and sweet to you?