I mean what's wrong with Cheese?
What about those of us who are inquisitive and pioneering enough to accept the scientific theory that the Earth is shaped like a dildo? Find a picture of a cheese dildo, and you are forgiven.There's nothing wrong with one cheese, but when you get too many you can be facing a grey goo scenario: a total cheesularity. To demonstrate what I'm talking about, here is a graph of cheeses over time:
At a certain point the number of cheeses hits a critical mass (of cheese) and the cheese growth rate changes from approximately linear to exponential. This "cheesy point" has been marked with a red dot. Once this occurs, computer simulations predict total cheesification of the planet within 72 hours. Here is a scale model of what the post-cheese world could look like:
Or for the flat-earthers, more like this:
Well, donuts are never stealthy, for one thing. At least in my experience. You put them in your mouth and two seconds later they appear on your measuring tape.