Motive for Meklor Malice

[Melkor]

Noddy is evil....


Mothers lie to make peopel feel better.



I'll burn the factories down.

 

[Fukyo]

Yep. These dolls are going to be hot.

I have only one thing to say on the subject of these dolls:

THE FIRE WILL PURIFY EVERYTHING.



Yes...beautiful fire...

 

[loveofreason]

Ummm.... Fukyo? Fukyo!?

Wake up!!!

For gods sake don't let him control you like that... do not set the fires... do not set the fires.... do not set....

 

[Fukyo]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

*giggles hysterically*

 

[loveofreason]

*Gives little Fukyo a prototype dolly, a sedative-laced lollipop, and gently ushers her to the unmarked white van...*

 

[grey matters]

I thought this doll this morning, and if you don't want the whole doll to be stuffed with shit you should at least stuff the head with it. Not only will this add a nice smell, but you can also use it with your advertising scheme. You could say "the new Melkor voodoo doll, now with shit for brains!" "Fun for the whole family!"

 

[Melkor]

You hurt me with your words.

Muhahhaaa..my sway on Fukyo has increased.
She is against the making of such dolls.

 

[grey matters]

Fortunatly I have a prototype Melkor doll. *I put a pin through the brain, get a little woozy from the smell but recover* Ahhh that ought to do it. You no longer have the power to mentally manipulate Fukyo.

 

[Fukyo]

THE ABOMINATION MUST BURN....
*takes the lollipop and leaves*

 

[Melkor]

See. Fukyo's so in love with the real me, she can't bear to see such atrocities committed against my likeness.

Yeah..
at least thats what I tell myself.

 

[NoID10ts]

I think she is in love with you. Sucks for you.

 

[sagewolf]

No, Grey, it should be a synthetic chemical compound produced to resemble shit. Real shit ould biodegrade and eventually disappear, and then he would nave no brains, and that would kill the resale/collector's value of these things.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

See. Fukyo's so in love with the real me, she can't bear to see such atrocities committed against my likeness.

Yeah..
at least thats what I tell myself.

!?!!! This is impossible...

 

[Fukyo]

See. Fukyo's so in love with the real me, she can't bear to see such atrocities committed against my likeness.

Yeah..
at least thats what I tell myself.

Do you want a sedative laced lollipop too?Or something stronger?I could get you some strychnine if you want.

 

[saffyangelis]

How's the meth factory coming along Fukyo?

 

[Fukyo]

I now know the basics of heroin production.

 

[saffyangelis]

Excellent! Learn pot, and Luz'll buy from you.

 

[grey matters]

No, Grey, it should be a synthetic chemical compound produced to resemble shit. Real shit ould biodegrade and eventually disappear, and then he would nave no brains, and that would kill the resale/collector's value of these things.

Would we even notice if the doll had no brains? Besides real shit is organic. It's good for the environment. Think about it, you could release your aggressions on the doll and also feel good about doing your part to protect the environment. Wow, just think about the advertising gimmick "now with environmentally friendly shit for brains!".

 

[Melkor]

No-one would buy a doll made of shit you moron.



Hrm..I think we need attachable cape and dagger accessorries..

Fukyo....
you're going down a path I can't follow.

and thats bad I guess..because I like stalking.

 

[Fukyo]

How is that possible?!

 

[grey matters]

No, no, no! The doll isn't made of shit it is only stuffed with shit. But, now that you mention it, they used to make and sell something called a Poo Pet. Its cow poo that has been stuffed into a form, like a rabbit or frog, and then cooked to get rid of the smell. These things were popular on the East coast for a while but I don't know if they sell them anymore. Anyway you were supposed to put these Poo Pets at the base of one of your outdoor plants and, as it slowly eroded away, it would fertilize the plant. I bought a Poo frog as a Christmas gift for my mother one year, she loved it!

 

[NoID10ts]

Poo pet Melkor!

 

[grey matters]

Ooh! I have the advertising slogan for that! "Poo Pet Melkor! Exciting fun for the whole family!! Watch as Poo Pet Melkor slowly erodes into oblivion!! Learn how your very own plant sucks up Poo Pet Melkor's nutrients and uses it to grow big and strong!!"

Hey Noddy, can you set up a web cam on a Poo Pet Melkor prototype so that everyone can watch him, I..I mean it disintegrate?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*giggles hysterically*

I mind caught between pleasure & pain; expressing its duality by using giggles to cry & tears to laugh. Riding the brink of insanity.

That was beautiful,
I am now switching to the pro-Melkor movement,
The I-hate-Melkor movement has become too large, balance must be restored.

 

[grey matters]

What pro-Melkor movement?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

hands up who likes meklor

(i expect images to show you are pro-meklor)

 

[Artifice Orisit]

The more the merrier, I'm looking for a challange after all.

Group bashing melkor has no appeal to me, well maybe a little.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

Yay Melkor!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Images?
View attachment 417
Sufficient?

 

[grey matters]

Wait a sec. doesn't Melkor invite this sort of thing? Isn't he the one who started the Anti-depression thread?

 

[Melkor]

.......

You're right...
I prefer to be sided against.

How will I be the dark shadow to the north with all thse buddies..

Hold up....


-Enslaves Cognisant and seducer by giving them nice shiny enslavement rings.
He then presents them with a horse, and orders them to do his bidding....er....at their own discretion.-


-evil laugh-

 

[sagewolf]

Yeah. He wants to be insulted...

Aha! COMPLIMENTING him will hurt him! Like using cure on zombies! Yes!

Melkor you RULE!! ^o^

 

[loveofreason]

At first glance I thought that was wing-covered cleavage....

 

[Melkor]

All I see is a little cross...

I bet it's interesting though...


Why thank you Wolfy, I hate you too.

 

[sagewolf]

All I see is a little blue box with a white question mark in it.

Awww, Melkie likes my compliments! Well he can have more! He's so kind, and helpful, and thoughtful, and accepting...

 

[Melkor]

...and you're such a bad liar.

 

[grey matters]

Mel is actually very good at holding his own against all of us, even though he isn't on this forum as frequently as some of the rest of us.

 

[Melkor]

Thats because I'm used to fighting in one sided melee's.

-jabs grey with a bamboo stick-

 

[grey matters]

Grey grabs the bamboo stick from Melkor, sharpens it, sticks the sharpened end in a fresh pile of dog shit, and thrusts the stick into Melkor's abdomen.

 

[Melkor]

-giggles as the stick and Grey suddenly burst into flames-

 

[sagewolf]

*Claws all the flesh from Melkor's bones and proceeds to crack the bones open afterwards, one by one*

Melkor, you taste so good, and you're so nice not to resist as I slowly and painfully kill you!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...I'm confused

Am I on Melkor's side & therefore possibly harming him by doing so?
or
Am I against Melkor & therefore possibly giving him the malice he craves?

*Cognisant goes very still, his CPU whirring audibly*

 

[sagewolf]

Yes. Logical loop; robot partner taken down. Now for the main problem... err, again...

 

[Melkor]

Oh for fecks sake....

Bunch of ejjits...


Start>myintelligence> DiskdriveE(logic)>Format>(types Melkor repeatedly)




Well...that might not help, but it'll sure as hell be fun!

 

[loveofreason]

Notice to the designer and production team:

due to Melkor's recent avatar change we must burn all dolls already produced.

*Makes a mountain of Melkor dolls and pours on kerosene*

Back to the drawing board...

 

[Melkor]

WHAT?


Oh well....

I like this avatar...it's offensive...and less passive.

 

[sagewolf]

And it has pretty biishie hair. That was high on your priority list, I'm sure.

 

[Melkor]

I guess so....

I'm just breaking you in gently until I use my favourite Mr T avatar.

 

[grey matters]

Does anyone notice that Melkors new Avatar is smiling? It's not an evil sadistic smile (like I imagine Melkor would perfer) mind you, it's more a happy smile. Are you happy Melkor?

 

[sagewolf]

Of course he's happy! He has US! And the happiness of rainbows and bunny wabbits clings to him in a perpetual haze of sunshine!