Misquote other forum members

[Black Rose]

In this thread the game is to make up quotes by other forum members that match their personality as you perceive them on the forum. It can be anyone on any topic but must be something they would actually say. I will do myself first since I ran out of room in my signature.

It's not my fault I deliberately program myself to hold beliefs contrary to known reality. Someone told me it was the only way to break out of this simulation. Thanks Obama Jesus. - Animekitty

 

[TheManBeyond]

you all conspiracy theorists! get over it and find a job

:P

edit: ups, didn't read, ok i will edit when i think of something

 

[Sinny91]

Well said TMB.

You are clearly all lazy bastards with nothing better to do than sit on the internet all day

Get to fekking work!

 

[Black Rose]

If earth's gravity bothers you so much why don't you go live on mars, nothing is stopping you. - Redbaron

Never buy a discount toaster from a red panda.

 

[PmjPmj]

I love memes so much. If I could, I'd marry the shit out of them. I would melt them down, pour them into penis moulds, allow them to cool and then insert at least one into every orifice I have.

I can totally see him saying that.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

something something INTJ something something rod up my ass

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[Reluctantly]

 

[PmjPmj]

(pretty accurate).