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It’s my birthday

higs

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Please cheer me up I’m sad
 

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do u like daggers?
 

redbaron

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Honestly this forum is pretty garbage. I've been here actively for at least 4 years now, and I have to say it's been a pretty big let down. With a forum of this size I expected quality and active conversation, especially on different types of Typology; be it enneagram, MBTI, even alignments. I hate to say it but this forum lacks that. It seems the userbase is mostly composed of ugly nerds, gay sensors, pathetic feelers, and ironically unironic low IQ INTP. While this would fly on 4chan, it does a disservice to the Typology community. So much so that I believe the admin would be doing us all a favor by deleting it. Now this may be funny to you guys but as an INTJ type 5 I'm looking out for KNOWLEDGE and it's my personal responsibility to make sure all you fucking commies learn something. This forum serves as nothing more than an autism containment zone.
 

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Honestly this forum is pretty garbage. I've been here actively for at least 4 years now, and I have to say it's been a pretty big let down. With a forum of this size I expected quality and active conversation, especially on different types of Typology; be it enneagram, MBTI, even alignments. I hate to say it but this forum lacks that. It seems the userbase is mostly composed of ugly nerds, gay sensors, pathetic feelers, and ironically unironic low IQ INTP. While this would fly on 4chan, it does a disservice to the Typology community. So much so that I believe the admin would be doing us all a favor by deleting it. Now this may be funny to you guys but as an INTJ type 5 I'm looking out for KNOWLEDGE and it's my personal responsibility to make sure all you fucking commies learn something. This forum serves as nothing more than an autism containment zone.
What does this have to do with the topic???
 

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Honestly this forum is pretty garbage. I've been here actively for at least 4 years now, and I have to say it's been a pretty big let down. With a forum of this size I expected quality and active conversation, especially on different types of Typology; be it enneagram, MBTI, even alignments. I hate to say it but this forum lacks that. It seems the userbase is mostly composed of ugly nerds, gay sensors, pathetic feelers, and ironically unironic low IQ INTP. While this would fly on 4chan, it does a disservice to the Typology community. So much so that I believe the admin would be doing us all a favor by deleting it. Now this may be funny to you guys but as an INTJ type 5 I'm looking out for KNOWLEDGE and it's my personal responsibility to make sure all you fucking commies learn something. This forum serves as nothing more than an autism containment zone.
Hands down the best redbaron post I ever read
 

higs

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Thanks a bunch friends I feel much better. Tomorrow I will have cocktails.
 

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Thanks a bunch friends I feel much better. Tomorrow I will have cocktails.
Obviously, you are a procrastinator... putting off drinks until AFTER your b-day? Who does that?
 

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omg you ppl don't discord and now you know nothing about anything.
*snobbish snort*
Higgs may your cocktails bring relief to your aging. <3
 
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Please cheer me up I’m sad
Several people, we were not disappointed in The Last Jedi even though its plot had no epic feels as shown in the trailer. (The transformers movies from Michel Bay made some feel the same as way about transformers as people are beginning to feel about Starwars)

Episode 9 will either be truly epic or it will Mechial Bay quality.

I know all this because I am a force sensitive autistic feeler and am good at understanding how the film trailers and movies go to together in our expectations.

I am autistic because you probably don't give a **** about how normal people thought star wars was a good movie, you probably were disappointed like me and now I made you sadder. (sad porg emogi face
)
 

redbaron

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I love it when rb talks dirty.
Today I deliberately didn't wash the last dish entirely, just rinsed it under water and put it straight on the drying rack. Who knows what kind of filth could be on it.
 

higs

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I like dirty daggers.

I will make martinis I have decided.

@ak I saw the Star Wars movie today as a birthday treat/distraction. I believe it was objectively not very good but I still enjoyed it because I do not build it up in my head to be this awesome thing, I have low expectations for everything. For instance, I always find it amazing how cool of a role Luke skywalker is and yet how little charisma Mark Hamill manages to inject in it, it’s very impressive.
 

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How were the martinis? Just straight or did you have something fun?

I usually buy martinis and mixed drinks when I go out (I'm not much for beer, I can only manage about half a bottle of ale if anything), but the price tag can get kind of stiff depending on where I'm ordering from...
 

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Dry martini recipe: you pour some gin and let the shadow of a vermouth bottle fall on the glass.
 

higs

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^ i swear u just stole that line from a film I saw over Christmas.

I got a cocktail kit for birthday so I made classic martinis in classic way in classic glasses with classic olives and classic lemon twist and basically meticulously followed tradition unlike that twerp James Bond who insists on having it shaken because he is a twerp. I found this poem about getting old and dying, feel free to utilize this thread to post depressing poems about death and getting old if u feel like it.

I walked into the nightclub in the morning,
there was Kummel on the handle of the door,
the ashtrays were unemptied,
The cleaning unattempted,
And a squashed tomato sandwich on the floor.

I pulled aside the thick magenta curtains
So Regency, so Regency, my dear
And a host of little spiders
Ran a race across the ciders
To a box of baby 'pollies by the beer.

Oh sun upon the summergoing bypass
Where ev'rything is speeding to the sea,
And wonder beyond wonder
that here where lorries thunder
The sun should ever percolate to me.

When Boris used to call in his Sedanca,
When Teddy took me down to his estate,
When my nose excited passions,
And my clothes were in the fashion,
When my beaux were never cross if I was late,

There was sun enough for lazing upon beaches
There was fun enough for far into the night;
But I'm dying now and done for,
What on earth was all the fun for?
I am ill and old and terrified and tight.
 

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One day I will soon be dead
It really messes with my head

How could one day something be
and then next gone eternally?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
my poetry skills are quite the bust

Wait to abate, or just retire?
my time to rhyme should soon expire
 

higs

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One day I will soon be dead
It really messes with my head

How could one day something be
and then next gone eternally?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
my poetry skills are quite the bust

Wait to abate, or just retire?
my time to rhyme should soon expire
Very good. Jenny u are a Star Wars nerd I believe why did u not jump on the Star Wars conversation, have you already done it so much you’re exhausted or do you hate the existence of the film so you are not even mentioning it.

Nvm I see Star Wars thread
 

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Very good. Jenny u are a Star Wars nerd I believe why did u not jump on the Star Wars conversation, have you already done it so much you’re exhausted or do you hate the existence of the film so you are not even mentioning it.

Nvm I see Star Wars thread
yeah at this point everyone probably wants me to shut up about SW


In its favor, it was better than Kingsmen: The Golden Circle. :phear:
 

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Life's a bitch then you die
I am so good at poemzzz
 

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Football is fun
Unless you are a player

Music only conveys what we can't understand
And the hype train will never stop

Vacancy is the state of this hotel
One that doesn't take residents

We are all bruised, listening to things that give meaning, but nothing makes sense

We don't belong here
Another loss on the road
 

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We were gazing into the shining screens
Like homeless children peering through the windows of warm family homes
And the screen spoke and dreamed for us
Your mom is fat.
 

higs

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yeah at this point everyone probably wants me to shut up about SW


In its favor, it was better than Kingsmen: The Golden Circle. :phear:

FUck that’s the film I saw over Christmas that Serac stole his martini line from a couple of comments above !!

Guyz this thread is scary and mystic

——

It must be the poems you are all writing, I’ve always thought poems were spells
 

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The sense that love is coming's worse
Than love itself. Love is like war -
You've come together, eye to eye.
You're with her - nothing more in store.

The approach of love is like a storm:
You feel a dampness in your pores
But still it's calm - the piano's sound
Can yet be heard beyond the doors.

Yet the barometer goes down;
The pressure's falling through the floor,
And in your fear of God knows what,
Too late to cling on to the shore!

No, worse than that. It's like a trench:
You sit and wait the word to start
And not far off, another waits
To put a bullet through your heart.

- Konstantin Simonov

Why write poetry when you can copy paste it?
 

onesteptwostep

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I like this one:

It is the way I can
relish a line of poetry, laud it like
a teenage girl in love, and have
missed that the rhymes aren't right.
The prose is deep purple.
This "poet" has no; idea
what a semicolon is
or when to break a line--and it
becomes readily apparent that
anyone, given a pen or keyboard
can write a pleasing line by accident.
Poets take that moment and make them
infinite. And, suddenly, that lovely
line means nothing
anymore.
 

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FUck that’s the film I saw over Christmas that Serac stole his martini line from a couple of comments above !!

Guyz this thread is scary and mystic
BWA HA HA HA. I didn't even realize that, so it makes it even freakier.


It must be the poems you are all writing, I’ve always thought poems were spells
Every hour
give me power
without fail
give me ale

*opens fridge, sees four ale bottles* holy shite!!!!

... but kinda like Blue Adept in Piers Anthony's "Phaze" series, hehehehe.

...Why write poetry when you can copy paste it?
to promote a semblance of originality you silly silly man
 

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originality is 4 losersssss. the secret to gr8 success in life is:

ctrl+c
ctrl+v
????
profit
 

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Artsu Tharaz

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Yer. Make the whole world ISTJ's.

Copy song
We will become the copy clones
Flesh rid, just a bag of bones
Falling, just some fuelless drones

Life's blood flows out of our veins
Fire flows out from our manes
When frozen stiff we stop our pains

Tired of all this fake facade
For fun's sake beauty has been marred
I'M DRACULA I'LL SUCK YOUR BLOOD
 
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Honestly this forum is pretty garbage. I've been here actively for at least 4 years now, and I have to say it's been a pretty big let down. With a forum of this size I expected quality and active conversation, especially on different types of Typology; be it enneagram, MBTI, even alignments. I hate to say it but this forum lacks that. It seems the userbase is mostly composed of ugly nerds, gay sensors, pathetic feelers, and ironically unironic low IQ INTP. While this would fly on 4chan, it does a disservice to the Typology community. So much so that I believe the admin would be doing us all a favor by deleting it. Now this may be funny to you guys but as an INTJ type 5 I'm looking out for KNOWLEDGE and it's my personal responsibility to make sure all you fucking commies learn something. This forum serves as nothing more than an autism containment zone.
Swear to God, just made an account on this f**ing forum only to admit that I've died reading this post.
 
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Swear to God, just made an account on this f**ing forum only to admit that I've died reading this post.
He was only half serious. Forget about it...
 

higs

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This is my birthday thread everyone stop going off topic and pay attention to me
 
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