If you click on this thread, leave a post!

[jameslikespie]

This thread is the happenin' thread, yall! Everyone up in da club!

 

[lord methous]

Looks like i may have to post. Anyone play civ III since i have too post?

 

[Starfishtea]

why.

 

[jameslikespie]

No I don't play it.

 

[mke2686]

 

[jameslikespie]

 

[Iximi]

I have fallen for the trap.

 

[Cavallier]

This thread has performed a magical unmasking. All of you who lurk but never post now have to reveal yourself. Now I know who you are.

Whose stalking who now?!

*ahem*
It's the best I could think of on short notice.

...that's a lot of nows.

 

[cheese]

Is this going to be the thread of deception? We'll all just start posting random shit we made up so we don't depress ourselves. Or we'll come in here and NOT post, and deceive by omission!

Ok, let's take a vote: Who's in favour of the second route over the first? Vote with your presence, people!

 

[OverCaes]

and then what?

 

[cheese]

I vote no, cheese! We should keep posting!

 

[cheese]

BUT WAS THAT A LIE I MADE UP?!?!

 

[Jesse]

Tonight I was wondering about happiness, a very depressing topic for me.

PS: Good thread idea

 

[Jordan~]

I feel obliged not to spoil your fun.

 

[Jesse]

I pressed to read Jordan's post and now I have to post. Dam you internet etiquette!

 

[Jordan~]

I pressed it to read yours. God, I hate you right now!

 

[Jesse]

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[Jordan~]

You did it again! D: What did I do wrong!? ;-;

 

[Jesse]

I have no idea how to stop looking/posting. Dammit

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

cock

 

[Jordan~]

I'm going to go to bed and never looking at this thread again. But what if it's full of secretsssss? SILENCE!

 

[Jesse]

and Artsu Tharaz gives us a look in the future where this thread will eventually end

 

[Jordan~]

I clicked the thread again. THIS IS MY HEROIN

Actually, "clicked the thread" sounds like junkie slang; if it isn't it is now, tell junkies.

 

[Jesse]

I just got that smack refers to smacking the arm before taking the drug, thanks Jordan

 

[Jordan~]

No problem, glad to be of service. *salute*

I feel like people are afraid to come here. This is the last frontier. We can get away with anything.

 

[jameslikespie]

THIS THREAD'S ENTERTAINMENT LEVEL IS OVER 9000!

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

 

[jameslikespie]

Hello back to you my good sir!

 

[Iximi]

 

[Melllvar]

I've clicked on this thread a bajillion times now without posting. The game is ruined.

New game: How long until it gets locked/deleted? Post your guesses below.

^The face I imagine the moderators are making right now.

 

[Jordan~]

^_____^

 

[Mello]

If you look at this thread and don't post, you have no soul.

 

[Jesse]

There should be a limit, I can't just keep posting here

 

[Jordan~]

In three months, this forum will be only this thread, nothing else.

 

[Words]

I present you: static information.

 

[Jordan~]

One of my cats brought a little dead mouse home.

It's wrapped up in tissue paper in a plastic bag under a piece of carpet on a table in the back garden till my dad gets up so I can ask him where to bury it. Times like this I wish I had a religion that said something about death.

 

[Mello]

Bury it in the garbage can.

 

[Jordan~]

No! >

 

[Mello]

For my religion, it's common practice to bury our dead in the trash.

 

[Jordan~]

Well I don't know what common practice is in mine because I haven't felt sincerely enough that it should be anything in particular yet. But it lived on the ground so I guess that's where I'll put it, in the ground.

 

[Mello]

Fine.

 

[Jordan~]

Good.

 

[cheese]

Buy a pair of fundies and bury you and the mouse in them. (Seriously, are fundies for real? I have to get a pair.)

 

[Jordan~]

Fundamentalists? Bury me and the mouse in a pair of fundamentalists?

My dad says he buried it in a corner of the garden. He may be telling the truth, he's not a very good liar and he did say that he buried it under a bush and indicated which corner of the garden, albeit hesitantly. But I also heard him put the bin out. I'm going to check the bin and, if it's there, kill him in revenge. And give it a decent burial. And put him in the bin.

 

[cheese]

That's what hobnobbing with liberals leads to, kiddos...patricide.

Save our fathers. Buy Fundies. And please, no demonstrations.

 

[Jordan~]

Well, it was in the bin, and I hate to resort to (verbal) patricide but how else are they supposed to learn? It's buried now, with a mouse-sized mound raised over the spot, clad in stones with a candle burning over it.

 

[Mello]

Your father is a wise man.

 

[Jordan~]

This was uncharacteristically discompassionate of him. If he couldn't do it for the mouse's sake, then for mine, surely?

 

[Jesse]

1 in 6 post here. It's a nice ratio

 

[The Gopher]

Yeah this is like the 6 time I have clicked here. I will now proceed to tell you my life in 6 posts.