I think we can all agree...

[ChristopherL]

That bacon makes everything better.

 

[ChristopherL]

Theres something wrong with you people.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Bacon makes everything worse. Have you seen the horror that is baconaise?

 

[Sugarpop]

You can wrap it around a sausage and then eat both!

 

[ChristopherL]

Bacon makes everything worse. Have you seen the horror that is baconaise?

Without having eaten it I can only guess that it's the exception that proves the rule.

Especially give that Mayonnaise is the second ingredient that makes everything better.

The contraction alone makes my mouth water.

 

[saffyangelis]

I'm vegetarian. I've never had bacon in my life too. =P

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

bacon makes everything better.

Everything except my cholesterol count.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

It doesn't make the pig better.

 

[ChristopherL]

I'm vegetarian. I've never had bacon in my life too. =P

This is just wrong.

To misquote homer simpson if God didn't want us to eat meat why'd he make it so delicious?

hmm????

 

[saffyangelis]

God? I thought we were talking about bacon?

Unless....

=P

 

[Sugarpop]

I wanna have a turducken with bacon wrapped around and mashed sausage as stuffing.

 

[ChristopherL]

God? I thought we were talking about bacon?

Unless....

=P

Man I hate missing a joke.
Watch me get this two days from now.

 

[ChristopherL]

I wanna have a turducken with bacon wrapped around and mashed sausage as stuffing.

Insanity!
Sounds like a good idea.

 

[Sugarpop]

Can you make a fork out of spam?

 

[thebarran]

I'm vegetarian. I've never had bacon in my life too. =P

Man didnt climb to the top of the food chain for you to become a veggy.

Get some meat in you this instance and put some colour into your face.

 

[phantome]

i don't like bacon 0.0

...but i do eat other types of meat =P

 

[ChristopherL]

i don't like bacon 0.0

For shame.

...but i do eat other types of meat =P

For the life of me I can't think of a way to interpret this that isn't nasty.
I need therapy.

 

[phantome]

Omg =X I knew that sounded...wrong. Ah well. Gotta be more careful in the future :P

 

[Oblivious]

I love my bacon crispy microwaved. I use the fat later to fry up some awesome omelettes.

 

[GTPJay]

It can't make delicious cake any better

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

It can't make delicious cake any better

Never underestimate the power of bacon!

Bacon = Best pizza topping ever

Bacon = Awesome in lasagna

Bacon = Baked in bread is orgasmically delicious

Bacon cake? Give me some time......

 

[Jesin]

(1) There are plenty of things that taste better than bacon.
(2) Pigs are awesome.

∴ Bacon does not make everything better.

 

[NoID10ts]

(1) There are plenty of things that taste better than bacon.

Pangolin?

 

[Red Mage]

You should create the Bacon Club. Get it? Club.

 

[tom]

You should create the Bacon Club. Get it? Club.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Fukyo]

Bacon is absolutely disgusting,repulsive and vomit inducing.

 

[Red Mage]

Bacon is absolutely disgusting,repulsive and vomit inducing.

I know. It's a known fact that not a single person in history actually liked it, nor has anyone ever eaten it without throwing up. Fact.

 

[Chimera]

Blehh. I used to like bacon. Not so much anymore.
Besides, the candle things that form from the stored fat....ugh.
You might as well go visit a liposuction clinic and get some human fat to "improve" your omelets (or whatever the grease is used for...).
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[Fukyo]

Oh God Chimera!
The mental images!

 

[Chimera]

Well, it would be pretty efficient. Just one big cycle, y'know.
Get fat off eating too much bacon? Suck your fat out, make some tasty meals, eat more bacon to regain the fat, etc. etc.
And people say recycling is hard.
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[saffyangelis]

Having read all that Chime, I'm glad I've never eaten bacon. Really, really, glad.

(I'm with Fukyo on the 'EWWWW')

 

[ChristopherL]

Blehh. I used to like bacon. Not so much anymore.
Besides, the candle things that form from the stored fat....ugh.
You might as well go visit a liposuction clinic and get some human fat to "improve" your omelets (or whatever the grease is used for...).
​

Most food flavors are fat soluble, hence the common knowledge that the more fatty something is the more delicious it is.

Viva La Bacon!

 

[thebarran]

Oh God Chimera!
The mental images!

Hey fukyo.

Can I?

 

[Fukyo]

Can what?

 

[thebarran]

fuk you!

Come on, dont tell me you havent heard that one before...

 

[echoplex]

I never understood the fascination. Eating pure salty fat isn't that great. And I'm pretty sure you could get a similar flavor in foods without having actual bacon in it.

I do, however, agree with comedian Jim Gaffigan that the career of Kevin Bacon has been helped tremendously by his name. What's next, James Chocolate? Walter Caramel? mmmm, caramel.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

fuk you!

Come on, dont tell me you havent heard that one before...

Careful mate, stuff like that will get you banned.

It is however perfectly acceptable to point out that pigs are often used a human analogue in trauma experiments because of the similarity their flesh to ours.

Mmm, yummy bacon.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Sorry, double post.

But the machines have tasted human flesh!

 

[Fukyo]

fuk you!

Come on, dont tell me you havent heard that one before...

Yes I have,old joke,lame too.

Yet,people never fail to consider it means something else...

*cough*Japanese*cough*

 

[Melkor]

Pfttt..

thats my joke.

All of you will go to hell in the correct order.

Right.

No wheres my measuring tape?

 

[NoID10ts]

Mods, can we merge this thread in the he swine flu one as well?

I'm all about efficiency, you know.

 

[loveofreason]

What if this thread is contagious?

 

[NoID10ts]

Love of bacon is contagious.

Hell if a cock was wrapped in bacon I .............

Nevermind.

EDIT:

 

[Melkor]

You would eat a male chicken?






BAD NODDY!

 

[NoID10ts]

You would eat a male chicken?






BAD NODDY!

When you put it that way, hell yeah!

 

[Melkor]

Ha..chicken wrapped in bacon.


That would be nice.

 

[NoID10ts]

Way to innoculate my nastiness, Melkor. I'm impressed.

 

[Melkor]

Woudl you like me to rub some nice lemon juice and salt into that wound for you?

A little soap bubbles perhaps?

 

[NoID10ts]

Yes please. And wear your black leather gimp outfit too, okay.

 

[Melkor]

I have a leather coat if thats okay.

No masks or straps or anything.

I do have a sledgehammer though.