I think we can all agree...

[NoID10ts]

okay.

Put the hammer side of the sledgehammer on the ground and then sit on the handle. I'm curious to see how far you will slide down it before coughing up blood.

 

[Melkor]

-smashes Noddies face into a little orange like mash on the ground-

BYE--BYE!

 

[NoID10ts]

** Melkor slips in the mash and the hammer handle ends up in his ass anyway. **

 

[Tyria]

I'm not a big bacon fan. Although I am not against eating pork, I don't like to eat other animals if I can help it.

 

[NoID10ts]

It was only a matter of time before someone posted this:

Vincent Want some bacon?
Jules No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent Are you Jewish?
Jules Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent Why not?
Jules Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules I don't eat dog either.
Vincent Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.

 

[mathy]

@Noddy,

YES!

 

[thebarran]

Yes I have,old joke,lame too.

Yet,people never fail to consider it means something else...

*cough*Japanese*cough*

Why the japenese cough? That insinuates we didnt know it was japanese. Come on now, Just the word itself screams out its japanese and for those few still not sure its above an anime picture.

just saying, no need to cough

 

[Anling]

@Noddy
Lots of animals eat poop. For some of them it's even part of the digestion process. But, if I could get our dogs to stop eating cat poop and other dead nasty things on the side of the road I would be much happier with them.

As far as bacon goes, sometimes I like it, sometimes not so much.