I ate a spicy pepper...

[Toad]

and the spice went from my tongue to my lips to my fingers and then to my eye.

 

[Wish]

That seems like a very unnatural progression. I mourn your loss..

EDIT: I just realized that that is actually possible had you somehow touched your lips with your fingers then touched your eye. If this is the case, I remove my state of mourning and instead enter a state of amusement.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Oh, I just imagined him smearing it all over his face.

Kidding.

 

[warryer]

I take fresh cayenne peppers and squeeze the juice out of them into a little bottle. I then grab an eye dropper and fill it up with said juice. Then right before bed I grab the dropper and squeeze it out drop by drop into both eyes one at a time until I am out of juice.

 

[KazeCraven]

@warryer: That helps you un-see things, right?

 

[warryer]

It helps a little- you can never fully unsee what has been seen

 

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

I ate some chili with habaneros in it one time.....it was so hot I hallucinated for a minute but it was very relaxing after the sweating stopped.