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I Am On To All Of You

Oblivious

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#1
Curtain Has Fallen
On Summer Of Deception
As I Usher In

The Winter Of My
Shining Illumination
In Awe And In Dread

Watch As I Unravel
The Strands Of Truth From Your Webs
Of Misdirection

You Are All Born Of
With Only Foremost Undoubt
My Flesh And My Blood

With Absolution
And None Else I Shall Regard
My Very Own Clone Army

:o
 

Aphasia

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#3
:eek: Haiku! Not quite, actually, but close enough.

Welcome to the forums, oh traveled seeker of truth. Just don't trail mud onto the carpet :p.
 

loveofreason

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#4
Great one descended
- Image of our minds in bold -
Shed stark welcome joy.

Tearful we admit
Unraveler of mental skeins
To our fold and sigh.
 

Linsejko

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#5
:P

There is no misdirection here. We're all quite straightforward and clear, rather clear. Further, there's quite a bit of leeway within the four letters that unite us; a clone army regarded with absolution is a bit strong.

I guess I'll just leave that to creative license.

;)

.L
 

Oblivious

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#7
Its quite ambiguous since I put it in haiku, but I originally intended the opening post to be something of an out of whack conspiracy theory; that this forum was actually the staging point of some secret clone army, cloned from me, masquerading as a psychological type that was put into place by my mindless robotic overlords who have me trapped in a nutrient tank, have imprisoned me by neural rerouting to keep me as a sort of gene repository of the human race.

The fact that many of you guys already could tell so much regardless of how much I twisted it proved a few things to me.
 

Wisp

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#8
Whatever ya say, Darth Ob.
 

Linsejko

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#9
What an exciting way to view the world, as all a conspiracy. I love doing that.

I wondered at times if everyone but me was actually a robot. How would I be able to tell, you know? Started to really get into that mindset at times.

Messes with your head.

.L
 

Linsejko

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#13
Childhood brought many thoughts like that. Like, what if when I close the lid on a shoebox so that no one is looking, there is actually something happening other than still darkness?

Or just the realization that everyone perceives the world with them at the center of it, instead of realizing the universe is not self-centric. That everyone sees life as we see movies, with their self as the character the camera is always on.

I am not a robot, unless I am a very well designed one.

Imagine! Fooling a robot into believing it was human! That sounds like fun.

.L
 

Melkor

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#15
WOW WOW
YOU BASTARD.
Not cool.
I thought Oblivious and Aphasia and Murkrow and Wisp had all returned in one glorious thread for one stupid moment of my stupid life!
I HATE YOU.
 

QuickTwist

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#16
The purpose if me bringing back this thread was to show the current people on this forum what it was like here in the early stages of its development. I meant no harm at all. In fact I was trying to help this forum out. At least you agree that it was a great forum, very open and accepting. That is what I wanted people to see.

Now I see that it hurt you so, I deeply regret my decision to do what I did. I am sorry.
 

Melkor

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#17
Hey I was being facetious, it's kindof my thing. :D
*Hug*


Nevertheless it does fill me with a distant and untamed longing. ;-;
 

QuickTwist

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Thanks for not holding it against me. I was beginning to worry I had made a terrible mistake.
 

QuickTwist

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#20
All those old fag feels
Please speak plainly. If you got a problem with me or what I did for the reason I did it, I'm all ears.
 

Melkor

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#21
Nyeh. It's fine. ^-^
Though I'm sure there are more honourable ways of paying tribute to a forums golden age.
 

QuickTwist

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Nyeh. It's fine. ^-^
Though I'm sure there are more honourable ways of paying tribute to a forums golden age.
Sounds like I should be thanking you at this point. Well thanks. I'll just keep pretending...
 

QuickTwist

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Let me check... nope, no problems to speak of.

First off that first emphasis on "your" was an active sign of aggression. Secondly, I may bitch and whine a lot on this forum, but I am not insecure. If I was do you really think I would post all that personal stuff I say here? Wait, you know the answer to that question, so why are you saying what you are saying?
 

Melkor

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#25
All those old fag feels
:D

For some reason I picture you saying this as you remove your jogging trousers and summon a jar of rubbing jelly.
 

Fukyo

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#26
Let me check... nope, no problems to speak of.

First off that first emphasis on "your" was an active sign of aggression. Secondly, I may bitch and whine a lot on this forum, but I am not insecure. If I was do you really think I would post all that personal stuff I say here? Wait, you know the answer to that question, so why are you saying what you are saying?
Because you're overly defensive and read into things too much when I'm not even talking to you or about you.

Lets go over what happened:

- I quote another poster (not you) and say something to him
- For some reason you think it's addressed to you
- You apparently think I'm using some kind of super obscure jargon to diss you, even though I repeat, I'm not talking to you. :ahh:

So yeah, I'm annoyed by that, call it aggressive if you want.
 

redbaron

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#27
Fukyo said:
- You apparently think I'm using some kind of super obscure jargon to diss you, even though I repeat, I'm not talking to you.
That's exactly what someone using obscure jargon to diss people would say.

:)
 

Polaris

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#29
That's exactly what someone using obscure jargon to diss people would say.

:)
That's exactly what someone using obscure jargon to diss people would say :beatyou:
 

redbaron

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#30
Fukyo said:
shut up you smarmy kunt :beatyou:
What, you think I'm scared of a fucking phone? I will destroy you.

That's exactly what someone using obscure jargon to diss people would say :beatyou:
Don't make me come over to that side of the bed. Your pillow fort cannot contain me.
 

redbaron

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#34
I'll roll some d20s and you guys gotta do whatever the chart says.
The chart? You mean you don't remember what happened last time we used the chart?

Never mind...of course you don't. Teehee! :angel:
 

Polaris

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#36

redbaron

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I just hope nobody rolls a 19 again...
 

Melkor

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WHAT'S THIS!?
Gaming!?
Violence!?
SEXING!?

Where's my gamlencing!?
^_____^

Am I not Lord of these sports in this realm!? D:

Well. Whores will have their trinkets.
 

Jennywocky

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#41
Looks like 19's mean, "Get into this sleeping bag with Melkor and zip it up to the tippy top."
 

Melkor

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Looks like 19's mean, "Get into this sleeping bag with Melkor and zip it up to the tippy top."
Aaaaand we're gonna get snuggle and read passages from the Silmarillion in funny voices. Right!?
 

Jennywocky

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#43
Aaaaand we're gonna get snuggle and read passages from the Silmarillion in funny voices. Right!?
Of course!

"And Galadriel said, 'What a big staff you have, Gandalf!'

"And Gandalf said, 'Wait until you get a load of Glamdring the faux hammer. Would you like to hold it?'"
 

Grayman

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#44
Is there a translator device I'm supposed to be using while reading this?
 

QuickTwist

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#45
Oh, you know they're just having fun. Oh the comradery.
 

Melkor

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#46
>:/
I don't think that's an actual quote Jennnnnny.
Though I would have accepted 'Smote his ruin upon the mountainside'
'Waxed full mightily" and "Strove with him/her for three days and nights"
:D


Also I can do my Ainur dance!

ROLL THE FRIGGIN DICE!
 

Jennywocky

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>:/
I don't think that's an actual quote Jennnnnny.
Though I would have accepted 'Smote his ruin upon the mountainside'
'Waxed full mightily" and "Strove with him/her for three days and nights"
:D
That's one hell of a sleeping bag!

I hope there's an extended warranty.
 

Melkor

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Yeah!
It's also got internal lighting and BEST OF ALL velcro bits!
It's pretty roomy you should come in, bring a friend. Or two!
And bring a kitten.

Kittens are cool.
 
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