I am a wizard

[Black Rose]

I am 31 today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_(1989_film)​

 

[Cognisant]

Happy Birthday.


So what's it like having mad cosmic powers?

 

[onesteptwostep]

Happy birthday AK, may the internet gods look upon you with favor today.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

It's good to keep your virginity.

 

[kora]

Congrats on managing to circle the sun 31 times

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

A toast to AK!

 

[Hadoblado]

Your walking frame will arrive in the mail soon.

 

[redbaron]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

and then what are you gonna do

what are you gonna do then, huh

are you gonna cast a spell?

do it. cast a spell. I dare you.

 

[kora]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

POIDH

 

[Cognisant]

I take off my robe and wizard hat, slowly, sensually.

Go ahead ask me what I'm gonna do~

 

[Creeping Death]

You must now change your avatar to some kind of wise old internet wizard.

Btw, looking young for 31. You could pass for 25.

 

[QuickTwist]

Congrats that you are not dead yet!

 

[Pizzabeak]

Usually wizards past a certain age require beards - sounds freakin' lame, bro. A wizard is about being as least lame as possible.