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QuickTwist

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QuickTwist

Pawn who fights for injustice
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The reason I am introducing myself now is because I love introductions so much.

Heres a joke.

Two blind guys walk into a strip club at 1:28 in the morning.

One says to the other "Did you see that?"

The other says "What am I, blind?"

The first one says to the 2nd "I've seen enough of this bit, I'm leaving. I don't want to get robbed"

So the second says "I'm right behind you, lead on."

So they walk out the door and everything seems to be going fine until they get the first ones car.

The first one says to the second "Do you want to drive? I drove on the way here."

The second says "I guess I have to. Do you have the keys?"

"No, I left them at the super market" says the first.

So the second says "Great, now we have to take a bus."

Then the first says "Wait, do you want to go to the convinience store before we go to the super market, its closer."

So the second says "right behind you, lead the way."

They get to the convinience store and before they walk in the door the second one says to the first "Do you have your wallet on you?"

"No, why?"

"I don't have any cash."

"I don't either."

"Well this was pointless."

"You're pointless!"

"No one would even care if you disapeared you lazy bastard!"

"At least I matter."

"You don't matter any more than I do."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"You want to get a bite to eat?"

"Lead the way."

Ba Dum Tss.
 

QuickTwist

Pawn who fights for injustice
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What? No one liked my joke? You've got to be kidding!
 
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