Good afternoon *curtsies*

[Aphasia]

Sorry, I can't think of any better titles. Anyway, I'm probably quite normal for an INTP, scary detachment from the outside world as a kid (I was mostly living in my head 90% of the time), alienated but not really bothered about it, quiet and relatively unassuming until provoked, where razor wit/ superior intellect/ caustic taunts/ deadly force is/are used to fight back. I've gotten much less antisocial during high school, though (Look, ma, friends! I wonder why people aren't more scared of me, though ).

Right now, the only real difference I can notice between myself and the little me is that I'm more socially adjusted. (I like little me more) This forum seems like a fun place to be, since I can be weird without scaring off everyone else within a fifty foot radius (My sister is also pretty weird, probably not a coincidence since we are both left-handed semi-geniuses)

Apparently, I think of other personality types more kindly than some forumers here (just an assumption). However, I'm also slightly dyslexic, easily distracted, and simple to amuse, so my thoughts may not count.

Finally, glad to join the INTP forum. Have a good day everyone!

P.s: I'm pretty obtuse (guess which sense of the word I'm talkinh about). You have been warned.

P.P.s: Have basic knowledge of human anatomy and smatterings of martial arts if you wish to defend yourself against bullies 3 times your size. Seriously, it helps.
Side note: Make a fist with your index and middle fingers sticking out (like a gun), then jab at your opponent's solar plexus at a 60 degree angle. Watch him squirm.

P.P.P.s: I'm male. The curtsy is just for fun (It's also a hint for something relevant to me. Don't you just love mystery? )

 

[Ermine]

Funny I've never had trouble with bullies. I think my sharp wit and scarily intuitive comebacks are enough to scare any enemy off.

And where exactly would the solar plexus be? I want to try that!

 

[Aphasia]

About the solar plexus

It's roughly at the top of the upside-down U-shape made by the rib cage (similar position to the stomach). Actually , I wouldn't recommend using it on anyone other than dedicated enemies, since it causes extreme discomfort, to say the least. Still, if you find that pointy words don't work, feel free to finger someone.

 

[Gandalf]

P.P.s: Have basic knowledge of human anatomy and smatterings of martial arts if you wish to defend yourself against bullies 3 times your size. Seriously, it helps.
Side note: Make a fist with your index and middle fingers sticking out (like a gun), then jab at your opponent's solar plexus at a 60 degree angle. Watch him squirm.

P.P.P.s: I'm male. The curtsy is just for fun (It's also a hint for something relevant to me. Don't you just love mystery? )

Welcome to the Forum Aphasia. I'm new as well, I'm glad you handle yourself but I don't think I'll be needing help in that department. I have my father's Irish temper. As for the curtsy each to his own, just be true to who you are and don't blend in. I feel each person is entitled to their own uniqueness.

 

[Aphasia]

When I get angry, I GRIN. You'll be surprised how many people are too scared to fight me after I show my teeth . I don't blend in very well too, I either fade completely into the background or stick out like a sore thumb.

EDIT:

Side note: Make a fist with your index and middle fingers sticking out (like a gun), then jab at your opponent's solar plexus at a 60 degree angle. Watch him squirm.

This is very painful, but doesn't wind your opponent for as long as a punch to the gut, so you'll have to follow it up with another move quickly. I prefer smashing one's face into my knee, since they'll usually double over when hit, but it's your choice.

 

[loveofreason]

Hi obtuse, mysterious Aphasia.

 

[SlerdNut]

P.P.P.s: I'm male. The curtsy is just for fun (It's also a hint for something relevant to me. Don't you just love mystery? )

Hi Aphasia,
How often do you dress yourself in tutus?

 

[Agapooka]

I wouldn't stick my middle finger out whilst making a fist, as it is inefficient and risks my finger's safety. Rather, I would punch to the solar plexus, or to the jaw for that matter, although the former leaves less of a trace. :P

I do Karate and I get punched in the plexus quite regularly - if I jabbed anyone with any abs there, i'd break my finger, so it's not a wise move.

If anything, I'd give the following tips for effective punching:

1. Weight distribution: it's extremely important to transfer your weight from the back leg to the front leg as you execute a linear punch. Most of the force comes from weight transfer and pushing from the ground using your legs.

2. Your arm should follow a straight path and the fist should rotate. I'd need to draw an image to more accurately convey this idea, but one can easily lose at least 50% of their force through their elbow if the trajectory isn't straight.

3. Speed is always good. Remember to bring your arm back quickly, as that maximises the force that goes into your target and minimises the opposing force that enters your own fist. This not only minimises risk of injury, but it also increases damage done.

There's much more to it than I can explain here with written word. Keep in mind rotation of hips, for example and even the basics of making a proper fist, or the surface of the fist that is used to punch - these were not discussed, yet they are very important. It all comes down to technique and speed. You can knock the wind out of someone without strength.

 

[Aphasia]

The idea is that it's easier to jab someone painfully than to punch at close range, i.e: right in front of you. A friend once mentioned jabbing someone with your fist in the shape of a karate chop (awkward wording) quickly folding into a punch on contact would cause some damage, which is a plan B for stiff abs .
Actually, I've never tried it before, so I wouldn't know. But mentioning things like this and other little statements here and there will make me less of a desirable target. Lying with a smile and an innocent look is also helpful, too. Don't I just love manipulation . I should try it someday, though.

Technique and speed lacking I am, but make up I do with bald-faced lies

To slerdnut: Tutus? Ummm.... I'm imagining them on me right now. The image is somewhat sickening. Be glad you don't know me in person.

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

This is going to get real weird.
About the curtsy;
Is it that you lost your penis at the age of 11, through a horrific accident, most likely involving a pair of scissors, some superglue, a lot of toilet paper and a girl (for sniggering)?

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

I just realized by way of the fact that sniggering was spelt incorrectly (twice) that 'niggering' is a word. Ouch.

 

[Aphasia]

No, try again.

I can imagine how the accident could happen, but it's not a nice thing to contemplate. Blood, pain and noise everywhere.

The curtsy could just be there for weirdness' sake, or to state/ question something. At my worst, people find me truly frustrating, which I truly enjoy if I feel like it.

Good luck with the guesswork. You'll need it. *cackles madly*

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

How about a sandwitch was on the ground and you bent down to pick it up.

 

[Aphasia]

Yum, sandwitch. *Sandwitch bites my fingers then flies away on rocket powered extra silent vacuum cleaner* I suppose that's a no.