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#51
Cog is an illegitimate king! A jester in disguise!

@Fukyo
@r4ch3l

You know what to doooooo!!!

:smoker:
 
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I like your hair, but I'm not sure if the turquoise is working for you here.
Oh the turquoise works, hun, it's just that if you look close the pink doesn't match. It's so hard to find gloves that match the wings!

But thanks! The hair is fierce lol :D
 

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Cognisant said:
Which apparently makes me the King of Diamonds (6th May).
nm then...clearly we are meant for each other.

http://youtu.be/C6nWYXdu2EQ

Inspiration: Theodora, empress of the Byzantine empire. Oldschool stripper turned queen.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodora_(wife_of_Justinian_I)

"She rose from nothing (her father was the bear-keeper at the Hippodrome in Constantinople, her mother a dancer – when her father was mauled to death by a bear, the family were left destitute) to become the most powerful woman of Byzantine Rome. Her erotic performances scandalized and titillated an empire. She saved a throne. She was amazing."
 

Cognisant

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:D

 

TheScornedReflex

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Soooooo, me and Absurdity need someone to marry us. Any takers?
 

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Soooooo, me and Absurdity need someone to marry us. Any takers?
I'm just a lowly court bard. Marriage with a person of your stature is out of the question. But I would gladly show you my skills with the flute. Or perhaps some fencing might be more your thing ;)
 
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Soooooo, me and Absurdity need someone to marry us. Any takers?
By the power invested in me, child of Uranus, I now pronounce thee husband and Absurdity! May you be transported to the fiery paradise among the twilight!
 

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Aww I thought I got to do that.

Oh well here's a couple of goats in honor of your marriage, love each other and have lots of kids so my empire gets bigger and I have more people to tax.
 

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I'm just a lowly court bard. Marriage with a person of your stature is out of the question. But I would gladly show you my skills with the flute. Or perhaps some fencing might be more your thing ;)
Can you play the flute whilst fencing? :cutewhitekitten:

THD said:
By the power invested in me, child of Uranus, I now pronounce thee husband and Absurdity! May you be transported to the fiery paradise among the twilight!
*starts crying tears of joy*

Where is my love? We have yet to kiss!
 

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Yes. We shall have many many babies together... The goats can be used for anything... Right?

*Gives THD a knowing look*

Just george.

We are building a empire in the wastes of Siberia, of course. A land of destitution and skeletons.
 

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If that is your wish lord.

Since absurdity is in the picture perhaps this :musketeers: might be more fitting.
I like the sound of that. Lord Jester. Oh yeaah.

You make a good point, sir. Allow me to adopt you! And afterwards, we can all go swimming naked together.
 
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As long as we get to sex them up first. Then we behead them and scream praise to that insipid Satan.

:o Hai!

I will also adopt Gophy and Proxy can be the wet nurse :angel:
 

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I like the sound of that. Lord Jester. Oh yeaah.

You make a good point, sir. Allow me to adopt you! And afterwards, we can all go swimming naked together.
Your offer is accepted. Now the only person left to agree to this is my current master King Cognisant.

After we swim I will show you the skills that a bard picks up from his travels. As you know, bending over is the best way to pick something up :D

I would love it if you received Gopher in your courts, as well. :balance::grouphug::balance::yaoi: if you catch my drift, me lord.
 

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Hahahahaha, you will go far with this family. And please, call me dad or Mama. Whatever works best.. Son. This makes Jenny your grandmother.

Oh yeah. This Kingdom shall be great!
 

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Woah... I'm married? Time to go full Henry VIII on this one.

*Hides axe behind his back* Ohh Reflex... :D
 
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As long as we get to sex them up first. Then we behead them and scream praise to that insipid Satan.

Proxy can be the wet nurse :angel:
Sexing up is sort of a before and after thing.

And :)
Your offer is accepted. Now the only person left to agree to this is my current master King Cognisant.
Have you been branded as property of Cog?
[bimgx=500]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/223/7/4/Chest_branding_Small_by_Static_Maggot.jpg[/bimgx]
:angel:
 

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This is my brand, all must wear it, except slaves.
:alicemknits:

Yes, animated.
We have the technology.

Edit: All the images I linked to wouldn't load :mad:
 
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Edit: All the images I linked to wouldn't load :mad:
^More evidence he's a false king.

Somebody seize him and lop off his head already... *taps foot*
 
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One neck at a time. I'm trying to get out of a marriage here.
I do divorces and annulments too... For a fee... Usually in the form of someone's severed head...
 

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One neck at a time. I'm trying to get out of a marriage here.
Wouldn't you like just one night of swimming and fun Papa? (I was totally about to sing "A whole new world", from Aladdin to you. Don't make me go there.)
 

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Game of INTPforum

More homoerotic and less violent than Thrones.

*weeps bitter tears over THD*
 
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"Respawning" assumes I'm capable of dying. :rolleyes:

Korn is also over-rated.
 

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What card am I?

(What is this even)
 
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Existentialism is the shit man, goooood shit.

Does this guy seem clean to you?


It's not even a drug, it's ideas, regulate that motherfuckers.
Word to my peeps, out.
 
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I AM A FUCKING ACE OF SPADES.

HEAR ME SCREECH THROUGHOUT THE ECHELONS OF SIBERIA.

THOSE MUDDLING WITH ACES BEWARE: IRREGULAR BEHAVIOR IS NECESSARY.
 
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