For the love of......

[NoID10ts]

LoR is clearly the ruler here because she can ban all our asses right into oblivion! Now that is power! Thomas Young would agree with me!

 

[Jesin]

LoR is clearly the ruler here because she can ban all our asses right into oblivion! Now that is power! Thomas Young would agree with me!

Actually, I can ban people, too. That doesn't make me ruler, though. I can only ban people; LoR can delete people.

Also, she can ban or delete me if she wants.

Well, she has the means, at least. No motivation (I hope).

 

[NoID10ts]

Actually, I can ban people, too. That doesn't make me ruler, though. I can only ban people; LoR can delete people.

Also, she can ban or delete me if she wants.

Well, she has the means, at least. No motivation (I hope).

She floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee!

 

[Aphasia]

Love, delete him. O.O (lame joke lovers should not be left alive)

By the way, the blue one's back, so yay.

If you're wondering how a dead guy's talking... um, I recovered.

 

[Melkor]

-subtly hands Aphasia a sack of gold-

Butterflies?

Let them come!

I shall smite them with the might of my baby balrog!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Hmmm barbequed butterfly wings..

Oh yeah....

 

[loveofreason]

Baby balrog!

Sooooo cute.

Flicks a bit of magicked butterfly dust over Melkor and his creature.

Both grow pink braids and an obsession for "My Little Pony".

*shiny happy sparklies*

 

[Death]

LoR go on,I shall this chance and steal the Shiny Chair from Melkor,am I,Death shall rule.

*evil laugh*

 

[Ex-User (221)]

You've won this round, Melkor, but as soon as you show the slightest weakness, that shiny chair will be MINE!

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

The weakness is the need for the shiny chair; you have both failed the test.




GAME OVER.

 

[Melkor]

-Grabs Cabbo's bass and smakcs him round the head with it-



Alright...

down to business.



-swivels in on his shiny chair-

I might...just maybe...consider a alliance...

 

[Death]

Where are all the kamikaze butterflies gone?

*wonders*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

At last Cognisant releases the fart, spewing hundreds of brown kamikaze butterflies into the air, with LoR's dirty butterfly too.

Ahhh, that’s better.

Tired of fart jokes Cognisant wanders off and gets his brain removed, then returns with a shiny new robotic body and a inviting plate of Soylent Green.

Anyone hungry?

 

[loveofreason]

Is it finally time for that tea party?

I'd like an orange pekoe thanks.

Nono, second thoughts, make that a russian caravan. Brewed over an open fire.

Pass the soylent, ta. mmm. yum.

So, anyone seen Melkor lately?

 

[Death]

Nope,I think Melkor is hiding from those kamikaze butterflies and not to mention Cognisant's fart,luckily I have gas mask.Wait a minute,that means,no tea party for me.

 

[Ex-User (221)]

-Grabs Cabbo's bass and smakcs him round the head with it-



Alright...

down to business.



-swivels in on his shiny chair-

I might...just maybe...consider a alliance...

*Presses button and Melkor falls through secret trapdoor*

Sorry, but I didn't spend all that time perfecting my evil laugh to share power...

*Cue perfect evil laugh*

 

[Melkor]

-politely informs little Dia that he'd never fall for such a pathetic little plot, and kindly breaks his neck for him-

 

[Ms Independent]

LMAO! You guys have far too much time on your hands!! (How very entertaining!)

 

[Melkor]

I always have time to kill and destroy dearie.

 

[sagewolf]

I might...just maybe...consider a alliance...

Hmmm... as a career move, the position of Trusted Lieutenant doesn't seem so bad, you know? I have morals and all, but they can be discarded in exchange for the fun and satisfaction of actually being Evil. *grins cruelly*

Also I want a cape. And a gargoyle.

 

[Ex-User (221)]

-politely informs little Dia that he'd never fall for such a pathetic little plot, and kindly breaks his neck for him-

He? HE?! I' not that ugly...

*Gives Melkor a well-deserved beating*

 

[Jesin]

He? HE?! I' not that ugly...

*Gives Melkor a well-deserved beating*

What? I thought he was talking about himself!

 

[Ex-User (221)]

Well in that case... Anyone care to help me put him out of his misery?

 

[loveofreason]

Can't we just keep him alive in a cage?

Don't know why I'm still here. No one's served tea.

 

[Melkor]

and now, taking a break from marauding,slicing and genErally not so happy bunny, it's:
Dancing melkor!!!

 

[loveofreason]

Exactly. Think of the money we could make.

 

[Melkor]

and the bad publicity....

Ohhhyeahhh...

 

[Ogion]

Nah, we could always say it's fake melkor-fur...

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

It wouldn't work.

I'd sit in the cage and mew loudly, causing thousands to come closer in pity, just close enough to........

 

[Death]

...lick them.Melkor,you gross son of a horned cat,

 

[Melkor]

Nope.
I meant 'silently knife them', but I guess that works too...