Face's Fairy Castle

[Fukyo]

*Throws a handful of pixie dust in Cow's face*

 

[Cegorach]

*Sneezes*

Say, When did men become so attractive?

...Oh Damn... You seem to have turned me gay.

 

[Fukyo]

This stuff rarely has the intended effect...
Well have fun now!

I will make a journal of your activities,and if you wonder why I'd do that...well,let's just say someone's gonna get lots of reviews on her new fanfic!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

@cow

I'd always thought of you as female.............
It must be the cute dinosaur

 

[Cegorach]

You are truly demonic, Fukyo... Ah crap, I can't control it!!!!

*Begins prancing around the room in a Tutu*



Yoohoo!
Mellymuffin, I have something to show yoooou!!!!


@Kaedri:
Or the fact that I chose to call myself a Cow, just so I could cause a little gender confusion!
Ahhhh, The refreshing aroma of chaos!

 

[Fukyo]

Mellymuffin!

*Takes special notice to remember that*
*Wipes out a laptop ant hurriedly types*

Hehehe...

Btw,you didn't fool anyone about your gender.

 

[Cegorach]

"Say Fukyo, could you do my naaails. I wouldn't want anybody to see me in this Dreadful state!"

*Gasp* *Flicks Wrist*

"I Loooove that colour of green, it goes perfectly with your eyes."





(Wait... I didn't fool anybody about my gender?)
(Oh well, at least I have them fooled about my species! SURPRISE, I'm not a Cow!)

 

[Melkor]

- burst in- Coming Cowpie dearest and... OH! - notices Fukyo as his eyes reduce to ruby slits- AND JUST WHO IS THIS!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GOOD FRIEND COW!? YOU MONSTROUS WOMAN!! HES ALL CAMP AND...GOOD HEAVENS! IS THAT A TUTU!?

 

[Fukyo]

NOW COW!HE'S HERE,QUICK!

 

[Melkor]

NO! Get away from him you perfect beast! It's okay Cow, we'll fix you! They have little electrodes for this sort of thing! Come on, lets go now, everything will be fine and you can hold... errr.... comfort me like you used to!

 

[Cegorach]

I remember back before I was gay.
We would cuddle under the stars and you would whisper dirty things in my ear and I would giggle and whisper back... It was our little secret!

Hmm, We were the best of friends!

Now that I'm gay we can do that every night!


Ooh! Electrodes, that sounds... stimulating!

 

[Fukyo]

Hold...like he used to...
New material!
*Types away*

Melkor,you're not putting a finger on my beautiful creation.Just look at his tutu,it's precious!

Now,Cow has something to say to you...

 

[Melkor]

No wait.... I get the feeling Fukyo is about to jump out and take a picture.. DON'T WORRY COW!! I'LL FIX YOU! - grabs a few wires and a car battery-

 

[Cegorach]

WAIT!!

MELLYMUFFIN WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

 

[Fukyo]

The cuddling under the starlight scene is now ready to grace the internet!
Congratulations gentlemen!

Now,Mellymuffin sweety don't dare and try to repair him.

 

[Melkor]

Ehmmm..... I'm not really one for commitment... and it would be a tad unfair in your current state.. - applies electrodes to Cows forehead- wait... would you be wearing the bridal gown?

 

[Fukyo]

*Removes electrodes from Cow's forehead*

No muffin you'll be having the honor of wearing the gown.

 

[Melkor]

This must end! YOU FUKYO!! YOU RUINED OUR SECRET!! - Bashes Cow with a heavy textbook-

 

[Fukyo]

Noo!!!

Don't hurt him!

 

[Cegorach]

*Snivel*

You.. you mean you don't love me?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

*Cowers behind Fukyo*

 

[Fukyo]

*Hugs Cow,while glaring at Melkor*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Here will this cheer you up cow? He told me he really loves you!

 

[Fukyo]

That picture cheered me up!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Rips the mask off his face*

Surprise!

 

[Fukyo]

Aww,the pixie dust has no effect no robots...
No CogXMelkor...

*Sulks in a corner*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

We just have to reprogram him Fukyo. I have the perfect fairy virus that should do the trick.

@cog where is your USB port anyway?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Well I could always stick Melkor's brain into a new body; although I am curious myself to see what the XX model is like.
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Hey we could both change over to the XX model, now wouldn't that be fun

 

[Deleted member 1424]

What kind of robotic 'accessories' do XX models have?

 

[Fukyo]

How about we stick to XY models?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

@-Fukyo
Why? Everybody else seems to think it's a good idea.

@-Kaedri
I don't know, *wanders off to find out*
OM'nonexistant'G, take a look at all this stuff!

 

[Fukyo]

OM'nonexistant'G

I like this.

 

[loveofreason]

The new XX Melkor model is perfect. Just be sure to leave his personality the same.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Hmm, what? I haven't done it yet.
*notices Melkor's old body, minus a brain*

Oh, you've already done it.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I disagree with Lor; you should tweak his personality a little bit. You know have a little fun with it. For example give him an irrational fear of butterflies or a turrets tic where he has to smack himself.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I like the way you think.

 

[Melkor]

I DON'T!! Everyone knows that my brain will simply reject any body and grow a new one. :P Where has Cow gone? FUKYO YOU WHORE!!!

 

[Fukyo]

HA!
I have hidden him from anyone who wants to mess with his new and improved sexuality.

 

[Melkor]

Monster!! I'll save you COW!! -If only for the cuddles-

 

[cheese]

- melts sadly -

Hey, what's Melon's body lurching around here for?

 

[Melkor]

I regrew a new one... You can keep it, it's like me without the witty come backs...

 

[Fukyo]

The cuddles....!



HAHAHA!

 

[cheese]

Melly - so it's like you, basically.

 

[Melkor]

I think obvious retorts are boring! Whats the smile for Fukyo? Cuddles is the name of Cows teddy, were I keep my drugs... Very useful to me.

 

[Fukyo]

Drugs...Naw

 

[cheese]

YOU'RE boring!

obvious retorts ftw

 

[Melkor]

Hrm.... -Damnit Melkor, use that diabolical mind of yours and deny all inclinations of indeceny!- .... I have no idea of what you speak... - Good boy! Subtle and vague! I like..-

 

[Fukyo]

....He cracked....

 

[cheese]

- ignores melkor's crazed mutterings and ties him to a Very Bad Thing -

I'll leave it up to your imagination. It's depraved enough, I'm certain.

LoVE,

PoorEffort
(excuse my worthless rubbish. personal problems. 10 points to you.)

 

[Melkor]

OKAY DAMNIT! I JUST WANTED COWS BABIES!! IS THAT SO WRONG!!?? oh...and thats a figure of speech, none of your mpreg nonesense...- gkares at Fukyo-

 

[Fukyo]

You should learn not to fuel my fanfic inspiration...
*incorporates mpreg into the plot line*