Dumbest article title I ever read...

[Razare]

So I fire up MSN and "Windows Live Today" that annoying box that pops up that tells me what color underwear celebrities wear. The main article for today is...

Help! I'm Jealous of My Teen Daughter's Looks

I thought I had issues until today. I'm so awestruck by the absurdity of it that I have trouble even laughing.

Here's the article:
http://slate.com/id/2216009/?GT1=38001

Don't bother reading it, I didn't.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Not reading it.

Unfortunately the subject matter according to the title is not an uncommon happening. When vanity gets old, it's a troublesome combination.

 

[Toad]

I read the article and this question came up in it. If you married this lady...would you have sex with her daughter if you had the opportunity?

 

[Razare]

So who is more screwed up, the lady or the guy, or the daughter lol... Or sly for reading it!!!

This reminds me of Fruedian psychology. I think this could be one of those Freudian stories in which listeners make a choice at the end to unlock their personal values.

 

[Toad]

Well for sure the guy is not screwed up. What guy can resist a hot 17 yr old. I'm making a tent just thinking about it. So I would say the daughter is the most messed up for fcking her mom's new husband and that would therefore make the mom kind of fcked up for raising such a fcked up daughter. Agreed?

Male behavior is never fcked up...always so logical haha

 

[Kuu]

you know, you can disable the popup...

or use another client for msn...

 

[truthseeker72]

Well for sure the guy is not screwed up. What guy can resist a hot 17 yr old. I'm making a tent just thinking about it. So I would say the daughter is the most messed up for fcking her mom's new husband and that would therefore make the mom kind of fcked up for raising such a fcked up daughter. Agreed?

Male behavior is never fcked up...always so logical haha

I hope you don't actually mean that committing statutory rape with your stepdaughter is either acceptable or logical. You were being facetious, right?

 

[Toad]

Well in Canada being 17 is legal. But no, I am not saying that sex with your step daughter is acceptable but out of all the three I would say the husband/stepfather would be the least cuckoo.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

My friend's step father attempted to seduce her, which is rather disturbing. Sexual activity between step parents and their partner's children does happen.

 

[ChristopherL]

I read the article and this question came up in it. If you married this lady...would you have sex with her daughter if you had the opportunity?

Is this a serious question?

Who wouldnt have sex with their wifes hot daughter?

Really?






















OK I, I wouldn't but i'd think real hard about it.

 

[Kidege]

Okay, you people are creeping me out. And by you people I mean SlyGuy and ChristopherL.

 

[Razare]

Yep agreed. You're all making me realize what a healthy individual I am, thank you.

It doesn't help that my younger sister is 17, so any girl that age I see, I basically see it through that lens. I wouldn't sleep with a girl who is 18, 19 maybe, but I might have trouble with it depending on her maturity. (I'm 24.)

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I would raise my son to serve me as I am his mother.

 

[Kidege]

Thankfully Fac doesn't creep me out except when s/he does. *insert long suffering face smilie*

 

[echoplex]

Very dumb indeed.

You know what though? The mom might actually benefit. Her super-hot daughter could actually serve as a creep filter of sorts. Any guy who gets too distracted by her charms, or loses interest in her mom as a result is probably not the kind of guy the mom is looking for anyway. Especially when you consider that she's underage.

In other news, I'm becoming envious of young boys because of their comparatively innocent and carefree view of the world. They are also able to get their way repeatedly by crying and throwing tantrums in front of authority figures. I, on the other hand must have money in order to get my way. It's not fair. I think I will cry and send an email in hopes that it is answered.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

She should have been resourceful and used her daughter as an upper-class prostitute.

 

[echoplex]

She should have been resourceful and used her daughter as an upper-class prostitute.

Obviously she is a terrible mother and an even worse businesswoman for not doing so.

 

[Cryss Winters]

Obviously she is a terrible mother and an even worse businesswoman for not doing so.

I feel so dirty for laughing at this.. haha

 

[XIII]

I didn't read the article, but why the slavish moralism? I don't acknowledge any absurd laws prohibiting me from sleeping with attractive, sexually developed girls. I place passion above societal responsibility, because I am *alive*.

I think that the refusal to sleep with anybody below the age of 18 is a sign of sickness... of degeneration... of ''bend me over and fuck me with your authority''.

 

[Carnap]

"Help! I'm Jealous of My Teen Daughter's Looks"


That's not absurd in the slightest. Women are very often in competition with their daughters. Women are very competitive by nature, and they cannot control this necessarily.

If the culture taught women to be humble instead of "confindent" (makeup, nice clothes, tight clothes, etc), I bet the mother and other women everywhere would be way more relaxed and would deal better.

 

[EditorOne]

"(what)guy can resist a hot 17 yr old. I'm making a tent just thinking about it." Slyguy

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"you know, you can disable the popup..."
Tekton



Funniest unintentional juxtaposition of the day; or, "When nonsequitors become sequitors."

 

[Razare]

Yep, disabled it.

 

[Tyria]

Princess Diane was Alive hours... before she died!!

I wanted to fire whoever came up with that title for an article.