Doctor Who Mafia

[PmjPmj]

Fun because you're scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyu82WG_edM

He got there in the end, the lad.

Right. Fuck off the lot of you. You're horrible. Horrible and mean.

 

[PmjPmj]

Yellow: I hope you don't mind me hinting so obviously at my role, but I have PMed you and also contacted you via the QT. I can't let these people carry on like this. They're wasting time and my fate is sealed. It was both logical and kind to call it - hope that's ok with you.

 

[Latte]

So, I, uhm. I read through the thread quickly but I don't see anyone said anything important or anything directed to me, so I'm just going to be absent until the next day and let my vote stand on PMJ.

Spoiler

hi cheese

 

[smithcommajohn]

One of the things that make this game interesting is having people who think and function differently. I haven't thought any ill of your playstyle. Your intuition is better than my reasoning abilities, so
I don't have gut feelings, or rather if I try having them they are completely wrong, so I have to work with this entirely with reasoning, or what you'd call it.

Thank you. My intuition is my chief weapon. It's been pretty good at these games so far. I wish I understood the mechanics behind it.

 

[PmjPmj]

That's cool, Latte.

You do that.

*snigger*

 

[cheese]

What's that? A whiff of Starbucks, a taste of corporate America? Might it be a person?..... no, just a capitalist fart.

 

[cheese]

Why'd Mum even give me this tool if she won't let me hit another tool with it?

 

[PmjPmj]

Right, I'm off to bed.

Fuck the lot of you.



(<3)

 

[smithcommajohn]

Ok, finally caught up a bit... Here's where I'm at:

PMJPMJ and Helvete seem the most scummy to me. Their posts don't feel as genuine as others. Rook seems less scummy. Happy, Cheese, Latte no read. RedBaron is my number one townie. Minuend is my number two townie.

Just wanted to repost my first reads... booyah! (provided what's expected to happen happens)

 

[Minuend]

Right, I'm off to bed.

Fuck the lot of you.



(<3)

Sleep tite

Just wanted to repost my first reads... booyah! (provided what's expected to happen happens)

You're gonna have a hard time if you draw scum at some point

 

[smithcommajohn]

You're gonna have a hard time if you draw scum at some point

I think you're right. Maybe I should quite while I'm ahead. I'm a terrible liar in real life, so I don't think online will be much easier.

 

[Minuend]

Ha, it would be interesting! You should def try it, see how it would be like

 

[redbaron]

Ez game was ez.

 

[Latte]

I wonder what Yellow's sleep schedule is. I was considering maybe going to bed early (normal) today to fix it, but it's probably a futile endeavor anyway. Might as well stay 43232 hours out of sync.

Pretty hungry too. Maybe we should eat randy.

 

[cheese]

Randy chowder.

Also yeah smith, spot on. You should play more.

 

[redbaron]

Smith: the next step is to figure out how to make scum give off scumtells

 

[smithcommajohn]

Also yeah smith, spot on. You should play more.

Thanks. I am worried about being scum, though. I'll suck at it.. lol.

Smith: the next step is to figure out how to make scum give off scumtells

You're right. I've been relying on others to get the convos going.

 

[cheese]

Thanks. I am worried about being scum, though. I'll suck at it.. lol.

Yeah, me too. I hate drawing scum. I'm a legit terrible liar and I also don't enjoy most deception.

 

[smithcommajohn]

Yeah, me too. I hate drawing scum. I'm a legit terrible liar and I also don't enjoy most deception.

Hey, you won last game as scum, so I'd say you're pretty good. lol

 

[Minuend]

I just spent the entire day 1 figuring out things that seems to be common sense in this game, so I hope I don't draw scum for a good while yet

Am I the only one still paranoid about pmj trolling us and the last scum is someone else

 

[Latte]

Yeah, me too. I hate drawing scum. I'm a legit terrible liar and I also don't enjoy most deception.

Preparing for the next game I see

 

[smithcommajohn]

Am I the only one still paranoid about pmj trolling us and the last scum is someone else

No, I'm also worried about that. Hopefully Yellow will step in soon.

 

[redbaron]

I just spent the entire day 1 figuring out things that seems to be common sense in this game, so I hope I don't draw scum for a good while yet

Am I the only one still paranoid about pmj trolling us and the last scum is someone else

Yeah well if he's doing that he's literally the worst town ever.

Or he really is doctor and we caught cheese lying. If he flips Doctor we lynch Cheese we win.

This game is umlosable for town UNLESS PMJ LIED TO US. Which is playing against WinCon and FAK U

 

[Latte]

Am I the only one still paranoid about pmj trolling us and the last scum is someone else

Most of us are probably trying hard to contain the degree to which our enormously inflated paranoia escapes the boundaries of the pants on our minds.

Some of us have been leaking all over the place, but the PMJ train is luckily more than strong enough to weather this storm.

 

[cheese]

Preparing for the next game, I am

Wow Latte. Evil much?

 

[cheese]

John, I won last game cos I resigned myself to losing and decided I wasn't voting no matter what. So almost a coin flip, really. Plus, I probably wouldn't have won if we actually kept going rather than called the game 1 day early. I think Puffs and Helv had it in for me, and you didn't trust me either (NK'd Sinny).

 

[smithcommajohn]

John, I won last game cos I resigned myself to losing and decided I wasn't voting no matter what. So almost a coin flip, really. Plus, I probably wouldn't have won if we actually kept going rather than called the game 1 day early. I think Puffs and Helv had it in for me, and you didn't trust me either (NK'd Sinny).

Yeah, if we went to the next day, you were my target, but 2v1 was automatic wolf win. It was fair and square.

 

[Latte]

Wow Latte. Evil much?

Of course. Make sure to first-day lynch me

Then again, if Cthulhu is town you'd probably want Cthulhu to stay along for the ride

Unless you're Scum, that is.

This is too convoluted, I'm clearly less suspicious in general, having honestly outed myself as Cthulhu, while someone claiming is probably doing what pmj did when he fake roleclaimed.

Would anyone like to counterclaim angel?

 

[cheese]

I'd like to counter-claim angel...hair cheese. It's really really really fine stringy cheese, and girls use it to make their hair bigger. Girls are angels and I am cheese so this claim is true. QED. High-five Cthulhu. Let's win this for Helvete, the true hero.

 

[redbaron]

Also if Pmj isn't trolling, I picked Pmj as scum off his very first sentence in the game.

 

[Latte]

 

[Yellow]

Congratulations Town!​

 

[redbaron]

EZ KATKA CYKA BLYAT

 

[Yellow]

PMJPMJ, the final Dalek has surrendered himself to the Doctor in the hopes of reversing his conversion to the Dalek race.

Roles and role PMs will be revealed momentarily.

 

[redbaron]

Thanks for hosting Yellow

 

[Yellow]

I hope you all had fun!

Cheese was the Doctor

Welcome!

You are Doctor Who.

You are a Jack of All Trades. Each of your abilities can be used only once, regardless of whether they were successful. You will not be directly informed of their success. You may choose up to one ability to use each night. You have the following abilities:
1-shot Cop - night ability only
You can target any player of your choice, and be told their role.
1-shot Roleblocker - night ability only
You can target any player of your choice, and stop them from using any night abilities.
1-shot Bulletproof - night ability only
You can protect yourself from a night kill attempt

You are also a 1-shot Inventor
You have the power to create a sonic screwdriver, and give it to the player of your choice at any time. This is independent of your other abilities. Your identity will not be revealed to that player.

If you give the sonic screwdriver to a human, they can then use the sonic screwdriver for a 1-shot bulletproof ability on the night of their choosing.

If you give the sonic screwdriver to a dalek, they can then use the sonic screwdriver for a 1-shot roleblock ability on the night of their choosing.

You win when the Daleks have been eliminated.

Allons-y!

(If you have any questions, PM me!)

Latte was Rose Tyler

Welcome!

You are Rose Tyler

Like the Vanilla Townies, you have no powers, but you are unique.

You win when the Daleks have been eliminated. Allons-y!

Happy, smithcommajohn, Minuend, Redbaron, and Rook were Vanilla Townies

Welcome!

You are a Vanilla Townie.

Your vote and your voice are your only powers.

You win when the Daleks have been eliminated. Be safe!

Helvete and PMJPMJ were Daleks

Welcome!

You are a Dalek.

Your partner is ____, who is also a Dalek.

You share a factional extermination each night. You must choose which of you will commit the extermination. You also share a factional QT, located here, where you may talk at any time.

You win when the Town has been eliminated, or nothing can stop this from occurring.

Exterminate the impure!

 

[smithcommajohn]

YES!!! WTG Town!

 

[Yellow]

Spec thread - http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/T39EqT3wsLL
Dalek thread - http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/nHqpz5ULTWC
Doctor's thread - http://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/WUrWdyafsfq3j

 

[Rook]

*starts formulating conspiracy theories as to why things turned out this way*

Did they blackmail Yellow? Are telepaths real? Why would parents name their son Randy?

The world makes no sense!

{I should probably be asleep, by mind is starting to unravel... while short, this was an interesting game, Yellow, gratitudes...}

 

[redbaron]

Look at these fucking peons doubt my town strategy.

 

[redbaron]

But really, good play from town.

Minu was conftown for me from her first few posts. I had 3 really strong scumreads in Pmj/Happy/Helvete and a distant fourth in Cheese. But game would have been over by the time I got to Cheese.

Nice roleblock and well timed counterclaim.

 

[Yellow]

I'd like to try this mechanic again eventually. Not soon, but like in several months.

 

[smithcommajohn]

Very fun to read the QTs of Daleks and Cheese.

Cheese, your work to appear more scummy worked on me. Well done. And your choice to Role Block PmjPmj instead of protect yourself was a genius call.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What makes Rose unique?

Edit: And how does "sonic screwdriver" translate to 42323?

 

[cheese]

WE DID IT!

WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMIPONS, MY FRIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDS
DANCING QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN YOUNG AND SWEEEEEET ONLY 177777777
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

Just a little walk down memory lane.

Hey but this is really awesome guys! First win in forum, totally clean! With a little bit of luck from Pmj's cold, RB's aggression and accidental/notsoaccidental claiming of various sorts, we did it!

Oh, and here's a message from Yellow:

Hello. I am Yellow, Cheese's minion in all mozarellas. I regularly suck camembert dick and choke on his balls. Thank you for listening to this message and have a edam good day. Goodbye. Cuntfaggots.

Also cheeseumpuffs:

And how does "sonic screwdriver" translate to 42323

I mentioned 'certain letters' in the term. I figured someone would either think immediately of vowels or consonants, as this is the most common distinction amongst letters. Vowels are more easily numbered/identified than consonants as they're fewer in number. The vowels in 'sonic screwdriver' are 'o i e i e' which correspond to the numbers 42323 if you assign a number from 1-5 in aeiou.

 

[Happy]

Well, that was fun. GG to everyone involved, and thanks for hosting, yellow. Really enjoyed the Dr Who theme.

 

[smithcommajohn]

Yes, many thanks to Yellow for hosting!

 

[The Gopher]

Lol at the Mafia discovering who Latte is.

 

[cheese]

Thanks Yellow!

Thanks Yellow!

Also sorry

And cheese means it

possibly

he does though, he didn't know

 

[cheese]

Pmj who did you try to NK?