Do we have a potato thread?

[Cobra]

Finally. It's here.

 

[Claverhouse]

Only about 24 people on earth can start a thread in Elysium; and I'm not one of them either.

Moved from Elysium.


And in answer to your question, we do not have a potato thread. Few can conceive why anyone wants one.



Claverhouse

Moderating Mode

 

[Ashenstar]

yay taters!

*bows at Cobra's feet*

 

[Cobra]

Looks like Claverhouse is bound to his duty to ruin the party, Ash. Sorry for that.

 

[Claverhouse]

Is that Elvis ?



Claverhouse

 

[Ashenstar]

This reminds me of a childhood experience including

"one potato two potato three potato 4
five potato six potato seven potato more!"

 

[Ghost1986]

Finally. It's here.

YouTube- The Wiggles- Hot Potato

 

[Anthile]

Accept your potatoey lord and savior:

 

[Aiss]

YouTube- Potatoes - A Layman's Guide

 

[Cobra]

Accept your potatoey lord and savior:

Sorry, we don't worship the potatoey lord and savior. We believe that he existed, and that he was a good and flavorful chip, but not the son of the potato.

 

[loveofreason]

Finally...

a place I belong.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Purple potatoes!

 

[Cobra]

Purple potatoes!

Is that what you made your avatar with?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

My avatar is clearly the tree of life encased in a giant soap bubble floating through a nebula on it's way to a dying star. Seriously Cobra you must very thick to not to have understood that.

It's says 'blue,' but looks purple to me.

 

[Anthile]

My avatar is clearly the tree of life encased in a giant soap bubble floating through a nebula on it's way to a dying star. Seriously Cobra you must very thick to not to have understood that.

Well, I saw that.

 

[Cobra]

Yeah, whoever was in charge of naming this shit needs to be fired. He's got a real tin eye!

Hey who invited these deviants?! GET OUT!!!

 

[Ashenstar]

This may be slightly arrogant of me, but I feel like a muse.
I may have finally inspired something.

 

[Cobra]

This may be slightly arrogant of me, but I feel like a moose.

How is that arrogant? You are my moose. No one else's.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

So.....hot or not?

maybe if it curved a little more....

 

[Yellow]

^ Well, now I know what I'm cooking for dinner tonight. Hot potatoes!

 

[Ombat]

 

[Cassandra]

 

[Polaris]

 

[Anthile]

[fieldset=A Hymn to The Potato God]Will you worship Yahweh, also called Jehovah? [no way--]
When you hear Mohammed, will you worship Allah? [say "nay"--]
How about the Goddess, will you practice Wicca? [you'll pay--]
Will you learn the teachings of the man called Bhudda? [don't pray--]
Will you find the Hindu gods and praise Sri Krisna?
[We know if you learn to, you'll return to The Potato God's true way--]

Will you read the Bible, Old or New Testament? [stop it--]
Make a graven image or an idol invent? [just quit--]
Will you be faith-healed in an evengelist's tent? [you twit--]
Will you hold a human sacrifcing event? [dimwit]
Will you follow a star from the far Orient?
[Don't do it without The Potato God's consent--]

Christmastime [too bad]
Tuber won't let you, Ramadan [so sad]
He'll just forget you, Passover [egad!]
Wrath will beset you,
[Potato God is vengeful if you sin he'll get you.]

Jade Bhudda [for shame!]
Throw it away now, Advent wreath [it's lame]
Trash it you may now, Menorah [the same]
It's an ashtray now,
Potato God worship is here to stay now![/fieldset]


Not written by me.

 

[Cavallier]

Oh delicious chewy gnocchi! For thee I would give life itself...