# Convince me to do my homework

bet ya can't

#### Brontosaurie

##### Banned
Do your homework or i'll find something stupid to ridicule in each of your posts so far.

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
Dang
I'll attempt to get some done

#### Absurdity

##### Prolific Member
All the kids I went to high school with who didn't regularly do their homework are now dead, raising children out of wedlock, in jail, or addicted to heroin.

#### TheManBeyond

##### Banned
Leave your parents house and go work in a fishing company in the south, damn i wish i was 16 again

#### Blarraun

##### straightedgy
No need to convince, you'll realise your mistakes when you end up unemployed, impoverished, frustrated with your life and wishing you could start over again, but you won't be able to. You'll have to settle for a life of making up after mistakes of your youth.

If you wish to get somewhere it requires similar consistency and effort as doing your homework, if you can't do it, it's likely you can't do other things.

#### Sly-fy

##### Active Member
Dont be the meathead Rob Lowe. Do your homework. And switch to DirecTV.

Or, if that first one didnt work: "Dont be a settler" (with your bad grades!)

#### higs

##### My word is my bond. Gold Bond
Do it or you'll end up sad and depressed like me because you don't know how to make yourself work when you should, and you will forever waste your potential.

#### PaulMaster

##### Well-Known Member
School is no place for smart people. - Rick Sanchez

#### Cherry Cola

##### Banned
if you dont do your homework you will become more lazy and unable to do other stuff which you should, but if you do the homework you are giving up your soul because of some stupid shit which is completely arbitrary and pointless apart from the fact that society requires it, do you want to be a good little bitch or a champion of truth??

#### onesteptwostep

##### Think.. Be... ..buzz buzz :)
I wonder what the etymology of homework is.

Home + work? Work you do at home? People doing that are either writers or some kind of freelance.

Okay dictionary.com uses a definition "schoolwork assigned to be done outside the classroom (distinguished from classwork)" So I'm guessing the word was made up after they modernized the education system? I'm betting it was the American system but then again the British one could also be a contender (post-1900)
Hmm..

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This is why you should do your homework.

Why do it?

#### zerkalo

##### .
get a job
eat ass
carry a child in ur womb for about a year only to give it the most generic name u can think of
die

repeat after me : i am free!

OR

dont do ur homework
and dont do much else with your life rlli
feel yourself ease into the endless vortex of terror whenever ur relatives ask u about ur achievements at family gatherings
eat grease and raw salt
ur free and enlightened tho. free from the constratints of mundane every day banalities, and now u only reply in albert camus quotes no matter what kind of conversation ure having
die

the choice is urs

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
All the kids I went to high school with who didn't regularly do their homework are now dead, raising children out of wedlock, in jail, or addicted to heroin.
You see, I tell myself things like this constantly, but then I proceed to not do my assignments.

Lack of Ni? Denial? Why am I like this

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
Why do it?
This school has iPads instead of books I need to stay here

( Also there's this INTJ here I really like ... )

#### Silent Sage

##### Member
Bleh, homework is so mundane.
Just do well on tests and turn in the occasional project and you'll be just fine. You'll have a slower start, probably, but what's the rush...

#### PaulMaster

##### Well-Known Member
( Also there's this INTJ here I really like ... )
Well there you go!

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
I have a 5 page paper that was due yesterday
I haven't started it yet
;-;

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
Well there you go!
I have plenty of reasons to try to stay in this school, but I can't make myself do any of the work.
:/

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
Do your homework or i'll find something stupid to ridicule in each of your posts so far.
Does this offer still stand? It's pretty motivating.

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
Dear past me

You probably did 3 homework assignments the entirety of lasts cool year
You lost ur scholarship, failed shit and got booted from Jesus school

BUT AYY guess what now you're at a public school and you're actually relatively happy for once so good going bab keep it up

#### TheManBeyond

##### Banned
but guess who's planning the next mass murder?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 SCHOOL

#### Sandglass

##### Pixelated
If you don't do your homework, the monster under your bed will eat you

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
If you don't do your homework, the monster under your bed will eat you
I ate the monster long ago and have absorbed its essence into my being

#### QuickTwist

##### Alive - Born Anew
Don't do your homework, its boring.

#### pjoa09

##### dopaminergic
No one's forcing you to do your homework.

#### Cheeseumpuffs

##### Proudly A Sheeple Since 2015
dont do ur homework
and dont do much else with your life rlli
feel yourself ease into the endless vortex of terror whenever ur relatives ask u about ur achievements at family gatherings
eat grease and raw salt
ur free and enlightened tho. free from the constratints of mundane every day banalities, and now u only reply in albert camus quotes no matter what kind of conversation ure having
die

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
but guess who's planning the next mass murder?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 SCHOOL
Boom boom
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Help me though I have to finish 60% of an entire English course in like 20 days and I'm just procrastinating help help help help me

#### cosmicflow

##### Intp female
Go to the library , try some energy drinks but not too much

#### Serac

##### Banned
Set a specific goal and tell a friend you will give them a certain amount of money if you fail. It ain't a pretty solution, but it works.

#### TheManBeyond

##### Banned
oh gawd how much i hated to analize phrases and paragraphs and all that stuff, like this is the core and the adverb and the subparticle related to the proton. wtf was that.
somehow managed to skip all that bullcrap and pass all the exams without understanding anything at all of it.
do just the necessary, that's my advice ;D

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
It's 1:45 in the morning and I'm up doing a fcking English project that has to be done before first period tomorrow. It's supposed to be a group project but somehow the most difficult part of it got heaped onto my shoulders! But it's worth a test grade so here I am!
Ahhhrrrrrggh!!

K I needed to come here and scream imma keep working

Btw yes I haven't been on here much at all recently and that's because I've been putting in a nice good effort to get my school shit done. I mean I'm still behind in a bunch of classes and I suck. But fck it I need to do shit in life and if i want to be able to study what i want and have the career i want then I've got to up my game and make up for the shit grades and attendance in my past. I have to make up for that and then do fantastic on top of it. Show colleges, and myself, that I'm badass and can do shit.

#### peoplesuck

##### doesnt approve of your life choices
When i cant do my homework i remind myself that there are children in other countries that would prostitute to be in a position half as good as mine. then i stop complaining about my "difficult" life and get shit done.
or lay on the floor having an anxiety attack

#### gps

##### INTP 5w4 Iconoclast
Convince me to do my homework ... bet ya can't
I'll take the bet to get you to re-think and/or re-frame what you presently REGARD homework'.
What do I win if I do?

As another NY Boy -- I've read you post lamenting one-size-fits-all NYS common core horse shit -- I was prostrated on one-size-fits-all test beds in the form of NYS regents exams and the preaching that preceded them throughout the school year.

As an INTP who has had decades to recover from THAT trauma, here is what I'd have you KNOW:

The compartmentalization and over-specialization of as-if-DIFFERENT subjects and/or academic disciplines can engender schizoid fragmentation in an INTP's mind which wouldn't naturally occur as it does with _NTJ prone to discrete, fragmented compartmentalization by their naturally-occurring methods for dealing with complexity.

The real' homework challenge is to resist compartmentalization and over-specialization WHILE finding the connections between what those presenting content' would have you believe are dis-united, fragmented phenomena.

So ... as you're doing' your as-assigned homework' look for connections and ways of double- or triple-dipping.

== End of feeble, ineffectual attempt at convincing'. ==

#### sushi

##### Active Member
do 40-50% and piss on the other 50-55%.

#### Nebulous

##### kangaroos have a weird reproductive system
What do I win if I do?
You’ll’ve helped a kid w potential but an f-ed up attention span/ ability to actually do stuff
And I’ll be very thankful
If I get rich I’ll send you money or opossums

As another NY Boy -- I've read you post lamenting one-size-fits-all NYS common core horse shit -- I was prostrated on one-size-fits-all test beds in the form of NYS regents exams and the preaching that preceded them throughout the school year.

As an INTP who has had decades to recover from THAT trauma, here is what I'd have you KNOW:

The compartmentalization and over-specialization of as-if-DIFFERENT subjects and/or academic disciplines can engender schizoid fragmentation in an INTP's mind which wouldn't naturally occur as it does with _NTJ prone to discrete, fragmented compartmentalization by their naturally-occurring methods for dealing with complexity.

The real' homework challenge is to resist compartmentalization and over-specialization WHILE finding the connections between what those presenting content' would have you believe are dis-united, fragmented phenomena.

So ... as you're doing' your as-assigned homework' look for connections and ways of double- or triple-dipping.

== End of feeble, ineffectual attempt at convincing'. ==
Yo thank you so much