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Can we have a flirt thread?

thebarran

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I'm enjoying chatting to all you but sometimes after vigourously defending my point or such I feel it would also be nice just to kick back and have a bit of lighthearted entertainment to balance things out.

So Im creating this thread solely so i can flirt with you lovely ladies out there.

Come join my harem...

Just introduce yourself (make sure your clear about your sex, dont want to cross swords) and guys your welcome to. I dont mind sharing.

Yes the last comment was slightly sexist but remember lighthearted entertainment :)
 

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hey i love the sores, they make it 1 inch wider and longer. its now 2.5 inches long hard. beat that one
 

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Thought so, but dont feel less of a man, without the boils on it, it'd only be 1.5 inches... that is average isnt it?
 

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*brings out his large, thick, hardwood staff and beats thebarran's willy into non-existance*

Anyone else up for some magic?
 

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This is seriously how you flirt? Where's XIII when you need her/him? ENFPs are terrific flirts! If someone would buy me a few shots of Jaeger I could flirt the hell out of all of you. (I turn ENFP when I'm drunk.) Challenge you to a flirt-off or something. But that seems a little wrong, because you're probably all fifteen and, well, I don't want to be a part of that.

So I will exit.
 

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brain enclosed in flesh said:
This is seriously how you flirt? Where's XIII when you need her/him? ENFPs are terrific flirts! If someone would buy me a few shots of Jaeger I could flirt the hell out of all of you. (I turn ENFP when I'm drunk.) Challenge you to a flirt-off or something. But that seems a little wrong, because you're probably all fifteen and, well, I don't want to be a part of that.

So I will exit.
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firstly we need females to flirt, atm we just passing time til they get here and secondly anyone under the age of 21 please get off this thread now its to childish and immature, and may corrupt your impressionable minds.
 

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I'm female. Can't you tell by my avatar?

But still. Uh, no Jaeger. And I don't think my significant other would be too excited about this. 'I'm just having a flirt-off with the nerds on the intp forum, honey.'
 

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brain enclosed in flesh said:
Oh. So him. But our pronoun confusion is killing all of the hot-n-heavy steam you all have created on this thread.
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hehe.

If you want to get a feel for my awesome power of the flirt you gonna have to help me out a bit cuz at the moment all im getting from you is pee wee herman and thats making it kinda hard to picture you female. maybe change your avatar and slip into something a bit more figure hugging and il give you a lesson in how to make a woman an insomniac ;)
 

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you know, I feel like I need to teach you guys how this works or something. XIII will teach everyone how to be happy, and I will teach everyone how to flirt.

1. Drink a lot.
2. Don't talk about boils.

Hope that helps.
 

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thebarran said:
hehe.

If you want to get a feel for my awesome power of the flirt you gonna have to help me out a bit cuz at the moment all im getting from you is pee wee herman and thats making it kinda hard to picture you female. maybe change your avatar and slip into something a bit more figure hugging and il give you a lesson in how to make a woman an insomniac ;)
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okay, that's better.
 

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remember the boil talk was a bit of lads banter before the girls arrive and yes drinking can help in the real world but behind a screeni can make a woman wet at 20 paces while sober
 

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brain enclosed in flesh said:
you know, I feel like I need to teach you guys how this works or something. XIII will teach everyone how to be happy, and I will teach everyone how to flirt.

1. Drink a lot.
2. Don't talk about boils.

Hope that helps.
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As slumber's kiss dampens my cheek
My eyes draw the last breath of light
Welcoming the sweet dark

My final most precious thoughts
Are of you
Such that my dreams may delight
 

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ok now ive lost any sexual feelings i could have tonight. Well at least your not gonna need a nappy tonight.
 

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@felan. sorry son but i think you need to work on your flirt a bit.
 

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The fact that your using poetry tells me you need a few lessons in love from the barran :)
 

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Oh and barran, your holographic head isn't doing a whole lot for me, either. Maybe you could turn into a prism or a crystal or a unicorn or something. That would be hot.
 

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Felan said:
Sensei teach me the ways of INTP flirtation so I can score loads of chicks! My palms are overly calloused.
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Okay, let's see:

4. Use a loofah on your palms. Actually, don't. Smooth hands give me the creeps.
5. Don't be cheesy. Cheesiness is the absolute worst- by that I mean poetry, love notes, etc.
6. Be funny as hell, but in a dry wit sort of way.

and my sig other is home.
 

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look 'flesh' i say whats what so less of the sarc.. ;)

and felan, hehe but shh your getting back to boils
 

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yes comedy is good and leave a few openings now and again for the woman to determine the pace. Dont force yourself onto her let her pull the rope at her own speed. but once you get to a certain level then you control the pace
 

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yes comedy is good and leave a few openings now and again for the woman to determine the pace. Dont force yourself onto her let her pull the rope at her own speed. but once you get to a certain level then you control the pace
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Do you think it would help the lesson sink in if we crossed swords some?
 

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no sorry i have no homosexual tendencies, i love boobs too much.
 

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boobs are beautiful. small ones, big ones, bouncy ones, soapy ones, in my mouth ones hmmm i could go on.
 

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i think flesh was beginning to feel my sexual power and had to leave to sleep with her hubby to extinguish the flame i had lit xD
 

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I'm comparing you to NoID10ts... you have similarities, has he undertaken another apprentice in the arts of Pness? He's currently teaching Morgoth, or so I've heard.
 

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Haha, evil Tekton is evil...:D:D

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