brrrrrr.

[mumblin]

Its cold here

 

[Ermine]

Hey... Where did the tigers go?

 

[Wisp]

Yeah. I want a tiger! NAO!!! X[

 

[Ermine]

*steals one from the zoo back in St. Petersburg*

Here you go!

 

[Wisp]

*Tiger jumps over the fence and mauls you*
(Did you hear about the one in San Francisco?)

 

[Ermine]

what happened?

 

[Wisp]

A tiger leaped over, I think it was a 14 foot high fence and mauled a bunch of people. They had to put 'im down.

 

[Ermine]

Cats never cease to amaze me.

 

[Wisp]

Cats are the master race.

 

[mumblin]

I was at a course with a russian chap once who was talking about the depths of siberia (or some other cold place) and he said they never switched off their truck engines cause it was too cold to start them again..

He said all truck drivers there were skilled mechanics who knew that if the damn thing stopped working they had about 15-20 mins max before they were dead...

All i could think of was a local pub with 50 guys inside and their 50 odd trucks outside.. engines running....

 

[Wisp]

Engines running, closed garage door...

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

Actually, it's a 3 day long trip across an ocean that has frozen over without any stops or you're screwed. The theme tune to the channel 4 documentary was battles' 'atlas'. Cool song.

 

[Wisp]

Fun, to say the least...

 

[Ex-User (221)]

SCIENTSTS IN SIBERIA DRILL THROUGH TO HELL!?

(quoted from snopes.com)

Geologists working somewhere in remote Siberia have drilled a hole some 14.4 kilometers(abot 9 miles) deep when the drill bit suddenly began rotating wildly. A Mr. Azzacov(identified as the project's manager) was quoted as saying they have decided that the centre of the earth is hollow.

Supposedly, the geologists have measured temperatures of over 2,000 degrees in the deep hole. They lowered super-sensitive microphones to the bottom of the well, and to their astonishment, they heard the sounds of thousands, prehaps millions, of suffering souls screaming.

Well, what do you know...

 

[Wisp]

There's a place in Michigan called Hell...

 

[mm1991]

lol, I don't believe that. Ha!

 

[Ermine]

I checked it out. There truly is a Hell in Michigan.

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

Yep. And a place called Muff about 20 miles away from me. Hehe.



I wonder what screaming souls sound like. Hmm, I imagine they would sound like winds through a narrow hole created by hot air gushing upwards...

 

[Ermine]

wouldn't that be what most screams sound like? Warm air from the lungs is forced through a small opening (vocal cords).

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

It was an ironic joke.